Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak.
The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil.
The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool.
Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.
Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.
Truck Kun? Check.
Being reborn in a novel? Check.
Being a side character? Check.
Having a system? Check.
Dying by fart? Che- wait what-
In a world where the laws of the universe take a coffee break, and the ridiculous knows no bounds, "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart" is a one of a kind Eastern fantasy novel that'll leave you gasping for breath (no, not from the flatulence).
Meet Ye Qing, your not-so-average protagonist, who thought her life was as ordinary as they come. That is, until the day she found herself inside the pages of a novel, no less. Talk about a plot twist! She's not even the main character; she's one of those side characters, a classic cannon fodder destined to meet her demise in the most outrageous manner possible—a fatal fart, courtesy of the female lead, who happens to possess a truly "windy" superpower (Gross).
But here's the kicker: Ye Qing isn't just another victim of the absurdity that is her newfound existence. No, she's got a secret weapon up her sleeve—or rather, a secret system in her head. With the Heaven System's powers at her disposal, she's ready to turn the tables on destiny, even if it means facing down the dreaded flatulence head-on.
Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride through a world where martial arts sects are as serious as they are hilarious, where mythical creatures and bizarre powers are the norm, and where fart reigns supreme.
Get ready to laugh, cheer, and gasp (for all the right reasons) as Ye Qing tackles the strangest of fates in "That Time I Got Killed By a Fart."
[This is not a comedy. It is a serious and tragic tale. There will be moments of comic relief, but the story has a serious undertone.]
"What the hell!" cried Kenny when he realized his ability was 'Fart Explosion', the power of exploding farts.
In a world where mysterious beings called Skultars have taken control over humans, Kenny, a young man, discovers he has a superpower, which they translated as a skultar ability. He had lost everything to the hands of those skultars and now it was time to pay them back and end their tyranny.
But what? He had the power of... farting?
How would he use this ability to fight against evil? What would he do if his very existence ties him to the origin of all the suffering that was caused to his world?
It's a nice day outside, the sun is shining brightly in the clear blue sky. It's a great day to go to school and learn, you can hang out with friends and cheat together during pop quizzes. That is... if you're attending a normal school.
Welcome to Hazard Academy, home to the most notorious students internationally. If you can survive this hell hole of a school, then hat's off to you, cause I definitely can't!
But did you know? Being an infamous school is only a cover? Well... kind of a cover, most of it is true.
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"So, what was the immediate cause of world war 1? Can anyone answer?"
"My fart!"
This is a story about a child by the name of Li Chen he and his mother Li Qiu travel to the lower realms from the God of creation realm to start off on Li Chens journey to become the God of all cultivation he is a powerhouse who could destroy the lower realms with a single fart he is not someone to be messed unless you want him to steal your wife or make your daughter into a glorified slut.
Follow Li Chen and his mother Li Qiu and all the other beautys who will follow Li Chen be it a pridful housewife or a beautiful sect master or a seductress goddess no women alive can shake off Li Chen's handsome charms after having a piece of him
(tags) overpowered mc, R-18, harem, cultivation, netori, gods-goddesses
Mature Content!
Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him.
"Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze.
His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who.
"Sure" She responded.
Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this"
"I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly.
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17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods.
She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock!
When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too!
However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs.
Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?
