After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass.
Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.
But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life.
The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long.
Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself.
Sounds epic, right?
Well, there is just one tiny problem.
How do you kill something that is already dead?
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Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife
Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell
Volume 3: Too High For Heaven
Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit
Alekz, as a human, had one of the most boring lives he could, with an unknown future for himself. But then, he dies unexpectedly and talks with a deity before being brought to another world. The One Piece world. With the memories of watching as well as reading around 1044 chapters, he has the knowledge to completely wreck and rebuild the world however he wants. The only thing is he is reborn as Buggy.
So, the idea of being reborn as Buggy wasn't mine, I took that idea from Capt_mermain1 and ran with it in my own way.
AN: this is my first novel, so don't mind any inconsistencies or anything that doesn't entirely make sense.
This is the second time I am uploading this story to Webnovel just so I can enter a contest. If you look at both of the stories, you will see that they are in fact, owned by one person, me, the author.
Alekz, as a human, had one of the most boring lives he could, with an unknown future for himself. But then, he dies unexpectedly and talks with a deity before being brought to another world. The One Piece world. With the memories of watching as well as reading around 1044 chapters, he has the knowledge to completely wreck and rebuild the world however he wants. The only thing is he is reborn as Buggy.
So, the idea of being reborn as Buggy wasn't mine, I took that idea from Capt_mermain1 and ran with it in my own way.
AN: this is my first novel, so don't mind any inconsistencies or anything that doesn't entirely make sense.
The soul travels to Buggy who is locked in Impel down, and you get the [Story Change Panel], and you get the [Gildarts Smash Magic Template] at the beginning.
On the top of the battlefield, on the empty deck of the Moby Dick, a platform made of yellow sand suddenly appeared.
A figure in a white cloak and a blue ponytail appeared above, under the scorching sun, the shadow of the clouds covered his appearance.
But in the next second, his voice trembled from the loudspeaker bug, resounding in this bloody and roaring battlefield!
"My nephew Ace, uncle, I'm here to pick you up!"
"Whitebeard, are you too old to swing a knife?"
"Let's leave it to his dear uncles to save Captain Roger's son."
After the words fell, Gabba, Bullet, Duolingo, and Sunbell, four former members of the Roger Pirates, appeared on the left and right sides of the high platform.
A group of impel down major jailbreakers Jinbei, Sand Crocodile and others followed closely!
Mr2 held up the microphone:
"Everyone, use your blood today as a tribute to our Clown Emperor!"
How are systems created? Who tests them and makes sure they work as intended? Riva receives a system in her dying moments but this one is special because this system is far from complete and has more bugs than a computer game in early alpha.
It fails to save her life and revives her as an undead. Its skills are something untouched by the concept of user-friendliness. "Feature will be added in the future" is one of its favorite excuses. The only saving grace is her ability to report bugs and request features.
But Riva has her own goals. She lost the majority of her memories, yet she is sure that someone betrayed her, causing her death. Whoever it was will pay for it. She also remembers her goal of becoming someone who leaves their mark in history. Someone truly great.
Thus Riva is left with no other option, she needs to find a way to deal with the system's whims and oddities. And she slowly gets the hang of it and adapts by acquiring strategies to make bugs into usable features.
Isn't messed-up balancing great when it's to your advantage?
So what if the mana pool is reset when executing that one attack?
Isn't the fact awesome that the inventory items duplicate in case you sell them while taking them out of storage at the right moment?
And best of all, the ability to create infinite combos…
This is the story about Riva who finds a way to use that buggy mess of a system to make herself unbeatable.
Schedule: One chapter per week (Release at the Saturday/Sunday Reset)
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Blake is your average teenager, his parents provide him with everything any normal teenager could ever want. Video games, nice cloths, a nice car, the most recent iPhone, you know the works. Everything is fine he holds up his façade, does what is expected of him, hides who he truly is.. Or should he say hide who she truly is, since Female is his Cisgender? He has never truly felt female, he has Broadish shoulders, is 6'2" abnormally tall for a female, and looks both feminine and masculine, unlike his twin sister who is 5'4 curvy and looks every bit of the girl that she is...
Blake hates it, he hates that he is different, he hates that his family is so conservative, and he can never come out.. Or so he thought that is... Things go haywire when his older brother comes home from college and one thing leads to another... ( No this is not incest ) and suddenly Blakes entire life comes crumbling down..
Waya Ahoka is a sweet caring young man, Openly gay, supportive parents, extremely popular at school, the whole nine yards... He may be popular but there are still homophobes in school, unfortunately one of them is his ex best friend and Captain of the Football team, Creating a rivalry between the football and Basketball teams... Not to mention Rivaling Packs...
One is broken, the other is just as broken.. only know one seems to see behind their facades... What happens when Blake transfers to Cals school for their senior year?
[DISCLAIMER: None of the events and actions in this novel relates to the ACTUAL history]
"Karina," Kosha urgently spoke to his beloved wife amid the chaos of the enemy attack, "save our daughter and don't come behind us. It's for your safety. Love you, dear." These words echoed in the air as Karina grappled with the conflicting emotions of love and concern for her husband's safety.
In that critical moment, Karina's primary instinct was to aid her husband against their assailants. With determination, she swiftly stepped out of the royal buggy, clutching her sword tightly. "This ancient forest will abode the victory or defeat of Moonlight Kingdom" she said being determined. Her daughter remained in the safety of the vehicle. As Karina emerged, a tense atmosphere enveloped her, and she immediately sensed the presence of five figures behind her. Turning, she discovered her friends—Elina, Ana, Ogara, Elor, and Osam—each armed and rushing towards the impending battleground.
However, a disconcerting realization hit Karina when she noticed that Elina and Ogara had brought their children along. Concern etched on her face, she questioned them, "Why did both of you bring your kids here?" Ogara responded, "We couldn't leave them alone. The condition is worst in the kingdom" Ana quickly approached, offering a reassuring solution, "I'll take care of all three of them!"
United in their resolve for the Moonlight Kingdom, Karina, Elina, Ogara, Elor, and Osam exchanged determined glances. In unison, they declared, "For our beloved Moonlight Kingdom, we'll never bend in front of them!" The scene was set for a fierce battle, a testament to their unwavering commitment to defend their kingdom and loved ones.
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"Kiana, everyone relies on you,"
Lady Irha stated, her eyes filled with hope as she looked at me. Simultaneously, I felt a surge of anger upon discovering the truth. My only desire at that moment was to execute swift justice, revealing to the world the consequence of heartlessness. Lady Irha addressed us, expressing her expectation, "Hope so, you all wouldn't disappoint us. My role is completed, and now it's Master Ziyaad's turn. I'll bid you farewell," she said before disappearing, leaving all of us with a clear understanding of our next steps.
ATTENTION: Readers tighten your seat belts, it's going to be a WILD ride *smirks*
