Really deep in a forest, James was sitting in a broken tree, trying to calm down.
"Ah… ah…" – then he saw his hands, touch his head, chest, his little brother who was sleeping tranquil, and every part of his body, and when he finally realized that again, he was fine, he shouted with joy – "YES! Jajaja, I lived!" – he stood up and cleaned his body, hair, and clothes from the broken branches of wood from the trees, and some dirt.
"Where I am now?"
He looked around, realizing that he was inside of a forest, seeing the dozens of trees that were crushed by him, make him feel a little bad.
"Sorry, nature mother, I will be more careful to where a run escaping from monsters." – he promises. – "Now, being serious, where I am? Hm?"
He looks in the ground, and to his delight, there were dozens of fruits.
"What is this? it looks like an apple." – he said, and when he took a bite. – "Hm, delicious, but it tastes more like honey than the savor of an apple… how strange, but still, food is food."
He was eating happily, and the taste was so delicious that he didn't knew at the time that just one bite was enough to quenches his hunger and thirst, just one tiny piece of the fruit was enough, but the taste was so heavenly good that he eats one and another of that mysterious fruit.
"Ah… really, something tells me that this is really one of my worst days… running from that f*ck…" – before he finished talking, he moved his head down, and where his head was before, something faster pass.
Before he could see what, it was, he jumps at the side, and where he was, the ground was destroyed by the same kind of object that almost strike his head.
"What the hell?"
He again dodged, and a tree was destroyed, the he saw, and he finally saw the responsible of the three attacks, a few meters in the distance from him, stood another beast, this time, it look like a monkey, with one meter and a half of height, red and orange fur around his body, a long tail whose tip was covered by deep red fire, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, and an ugly face, the beast was super ugly.
When the beast so James's dodge for a third time its attack, the monkey began to shriek in fury, and poop again, making its poop into the form of a baseball, and then light it on fire his poop, and it throws its flaming baseball of poop at poor James.
"I hate my luck!" – yelled James who again dodge the attack of the beast who poops without stopping, makes baseball of flaming poop and throws it to James.
The smell was so bad, that James thought he was going to throw up, so he decided to do the best thing to do in these kinds of situations, the thing that every macho man should do, and that is to run away like a coward.
"Goodbye f*cking monkey!"
James runs away, dodging the flaming baseball poop, and while running, he took with him some fruits.