"We discussed this Hades! I told you several times, very blatantly, to stay away from Persephone!"
Zeus had been yelling for almost thirty minutes now, while Hades sat in his chair staring at the magazine. Poseidon on the other hand didn't seem bothered by the situation at all, if anything, he seemed to be enjoying the drama.
"Now all of Olympus thinks we prey on young girls! They're calling us monsters and disgusting!" Zeus yelled. "And what's going to happen when the police get a load of this?! Ha! Forget the police, if Demeter sees this, you can kiss immortality goodbye, because she will tear you limb from limb!"
Hades slammed the magazine onto the table, "this picture was taken out of context, I was merely helping her with her seatbelt I swear."
Poseidon grabbed the magazine and squint his eyes while inspecting the image. "I don't know, it looks like you were having a real spicy make out session."
"It was taken out of context!"