Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
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Biên tập viên: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Several tons of bombs?
Hearing this, Buttface was shocked and his eyes bulged.
"Why are you staring at me like that? Go do some warm-ups, otherwise you'll have cramps later!" Xu Que patted him on his head.
Buttface sat on the ground and said rudely, "Hang me!"
"Oh, do you really want me to? Sure!" Xu Que said.
"Stop!" Buttface suddenly jumped up and shouted, "Are you serious?"
"Anyone who disobeys me shall be hanged!" Xu Que looked at the soldiers.
Hearing this, the three thousand soldiers quickly formed the four groups and stood n line.
"We are already prepared. Please give us orders!" a soldier shouted.
Xu Que nodded and looked at Buttface. "So, carry the bombs or be hanged. Which do you prefer?"
"I will only carry a maximum of ten tons! Period!" Buttface said.
"No way. You have to at least carry twenty tons!"
"How?"