I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Lao Cai is good. I never thought he would be willing to top up more than $20,000 to my phone. Xu Que sat on the roof of the inn, feeling very happy and waiting for the film to be sent. But with the internet speed, it would probably take at least four to five days.
Well, I can't just sit here waiting and doing nothing. Even if I am fine with this, I don't think Buttface would be willing to do so.
But soon, Xu Que came up with a good idea and summoned the System. "System, give me ten strong sleeping pills with chocolate flavor. Wait, one more with crap flavor!"
Then he walked close to Buttface and said gently, "Buttface, here, here, eat the chocolate.…"
Buttface, who was still practically in a coma, opened his mouth and swallowed all 11 sleeping pills.
"Crickey! I hope this amount of sleeping pills is not too much for him!"