I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Swoosh!
The crowd erupted into chatter. That fellow's shamelessness is off the charts. Who'd be willing to do some good and teach him a lesson? Many had dark expressions on their faces and were extremely displeased with Xu Que. However, there was nothing they could do about it. Xu Que did no evil. In such a situation, no one would dare to touch him.
Therefore, under the gazes of everyone, Xu Que led Jiang Hongyan and the rest of his group away.
Buttface was beyond excited, "Spill it, young lad, what bad deeds are we doing? I'm itching for some action. It's been so long since we did stuff!"
"Easy. Why don't you defecate on the streets?" Xu Que asked.
Buttface flipped out, "Hmph! I'm destined to do something big! How can trivial things such as public defecation be considered an evil deed? My sh*t is worth more than gold. What if someone picks it up?"