I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Xu Que summoned a huge pot from thin air and with a large clanging noise, placed it on the barbecue rack. He began by pouring peanut oil into it.
He didn't forget to add, "this oil is the oil used exclusively by the Exploding Heavens Faction. It doesn't have any added preservatives and has been created naturally. It is non-GMO and one bottle is as good as five."
Swish!
Under everyone's shocked eyes, he brought his fingers together and squeezed out a magic code. The Fire Element steam became flames and rapidly rose up under the pot.
Boom!
The flames quickly brought the temperature of the oil pot up as the oil started to sizzle, and gradually boiled!
Buttface was a little amazed as he said in shock, "lad, can you really create a smelly yet delicious dish? Young people can't brag, this is a bad habit!"