I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Boom!
With a burst of energy and pressure, Xu Que nosedived to the battlefield from the sky. His enormous, dark fire wings seemed to almost envelop the whole sky. Xu Que and his wings of blazing flames resembled a meteor falling from heaven.
"Slow down, boy," shouted Buttface. "This deity's hair is all messed up!"
Xu Que was carrying Buttface in his arms and Buttface was covering his head with his paws.
Soon, Xu Que and his dog attracted the attention of the cultivators on the battlefield. The troops outside the city looked up with confused and shocked expressions.
"Who are you? Tell us your name!" shouted the general of the Ice Troops.
"F*ck, all of you scums! Where did you hide my Hong Yan?"
Xu Que gave an angry roar. Covered with dark flames, he dashed into the battlefield!