I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Another illusion?"
The words of the old man of the Divine Farmer Clan made the Celestial King in front of Buttface stop.
His Mind Sense was always on. As expected, he found that the Buttface in front of him wasn't breathing.
On the contrary, there were a few presences that he felt crossing over in front of him not far away. He subconsciously started to chase after them, but then he suddenly paused again.
"Wrong. If this was an illusion, why did he have a feeling of uneasiness?"
"And...those illusions had breath."
AH-OWW!!
The face of the Celestial King suddenly changed, and he let out a heart-wrenching scream.
Buttface's sword, covered with chili oil and highly toxic powder, instantly pierced into the *sshole of the Celestial King.