Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
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Biên tập viên: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que started to chant a spell. The collar around the dog's neck became tighter and tighter.
After hearing the dog shout 'amazing' numerous times, Xu Que finally let Buttface off temporarily and allowed the collar to revert back to its original size. The collar remained wrapped around Buttface's neck.
Buttface was panting heavily, as though he had just had a close brush with death. He stuck out his long tongue and lay on the ground as if he was dead.
Xu Que was grinning from ear to ear, for he had successfully taught the dog a lesson!
"Buttface, you always claim to be a wolf, but only dogs find this collar especially irresistible. And this collar is also especially effective against dogs. Why did you fall for it so easily?" Xu Que asked, still grinning.