I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Xu Que was so excited. He came from Earth, where all the Chinese people knew about the 72 Polymorphic Transformations and the Piercing Eyes. Although the Piercing Eyes sounded a bit different from the Pupils of the Fire Eyes, the Eight Times Nine Transformation is the same thing as the 72 Polymorphic Transformations. In some of the Chinese traditional legends, both Yang Jian and Sun Wukong mastered the 72 Polymorphic Transformations.
Ding! "The System is about to delete the 72 Polymorphic Transformations.…"
The sound of the System's notification rang again.
"Stop!" Xu Que said abruptly, his eyes wide open. "I can't possibly delete such a powerful incantation! How can you even ask me this?! You have shocked me indeed, so you have to help me to remove this incantation's Taoist Connotation for free!"