Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Something Is Not Right
Biên tập viên: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que and his three thousand soldiers were now heading to the Imperial City.
They were all in very high spirits.
This army had won many battles in the past few days. They felt invincible!
They felt very confident with themselves and said that they would easily take the Imperial City back within two hours.
When Xu Que arrived at the city gates, he saw tens of thousands of soldiers standing upon the city wall and smiling down at him.
Xu Que raised a hand and his soldiers stopped.
"Why are they smiling? It's as if they are welcoming us!" Xu Que frowned.
Buttface said, "They want us to be less alert. When we approach them, they will definitely shoot us! We'd better return to Snow City and come back in a few days."
Xu Que gave him a slap on his head and shouted, "F*ck off! It must be because they are afraid of us and are about to surrender."
"You are too full of yourself!" Buttface said.