I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Eh? Teacher Buttface, you're good. You really caught some seafood!"
Everyone rushed up to Buttface. Duan Jiude squeezed forward, a surprised expression evident on his face.
The fish was small in size, it was true, but to be able to avoid detection by their instincts meant that there must be something special about it.
"Heh, heh, considering how smart I am, how could a mere fish escape my eyes?" Buttface started to boast proudly. At the same time, he was swinging the small fish around as he said, "What you mustn't do is to try to squeeze into where I'm the most sensitive. That's asking for trouble."
"Uhh...let me go! I can't stand your sh*tty paws!" Suddenly, the small fish showed its sharp teeth in a mouth that was packed with them. Then it started to yell at Buttface.
All the observers were shocked. The small fish was spirited. Indeed, one could not judge this fish by its size. Although it was small, it was not weak.