I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Swoosh!
At that instant, everyone was stunned with confused looks on their faces. It was not that Xu Que's questions were too weird. It was that all of his questions felt like he was just fooling around.
What do you mean that you don't know where this place is? How then did you arrive here?
What do you mean that you don't know what the Blood Coffin is? Why the heck then are you robbing it?
Most important, how could you not know if you are good looking or not?
Everyone looked at one another blankly, unsure on how they should answer Xu Que. Could it be that he was tricking them?
"Yo, no answers? Wow, I'm impressed with your courage. Your attitude that you would rather die than surrender is not bad! I'll grant your wishes and send you guys off to the afterlife then!"
Xu Que shook his head and smiled, raising the Dark Heavenly Sword over his head.
Everyone paled when they saw him doing that.