I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Who's that?"
The cultivators perked up at Xue Que and Buttface's arrival. Everyone stood up at once. Some even grabbed their weapons and pointed them at Xu Que angrily and nervously.
Xu Que smiled. "I am Zhong Kui from the Exploding Heavens Faction. I have come after receiving orders. I am tasked to clean up the imposters of the Exploding Heavens Faction!"
The Exploding Heavens Faction!
The cultivators were stunned by his words.
Then someone yelled, "You guys again! You swindle us and cheat us in the name of the Exploding Heavens Faction. Now, what are you doing? You're framing us! Do you intend to kill us all?"
Bang!
With a loud thud, a few big garbage bags fell out of the System parcel onto the floor. More than a dozen bodies rolled out of the bags. The cultivators were dumbstruck once they saw the corpses. Then, the crowd stirred.
"That...that's the butler of the fake Exploding Heavens Faction Inn!"
"My god, it IS him!"