I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Is that so?"
With a light chuckle, Xu Que's figure suddenly swept over and landed not far in front of Buttface. He seemed to be smiling and yet not smiling.
"Of course, would Your Holiness lie to you? However, this woman doesn't know what's good for her. The more Your Holiness praised you, the more she kept coming after Your Holiness to attack me. She's simply preposterous!" Buttface toadied up to Xu Que in an especially obsequious manner. Also, he moved closer and closer to Xu Que as he spoke.
"Lord Brother, this woman is extremely hard to deal with. I'm very lucky that you've arrived. You and I, two brothers, can join forces and fight together. We will definitely be invincible. At that time, this woman will be yours!" As Buttface finished this sentence, he had arrived in front of Xu Que.
SWISH!