I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
A laptop...that could spit blue muzzle flash?
Flop!
Hearing that, Mr. Wang, who was running forward, fell to the ground directly.
The rest of the people in this area twitched nervously.
He is really going to make fun of Mr. Wang!
Why don't you ask him to bring you a laptop equipped with a Gatling gun?
"Big brother!" Mr. Wang cried out directly. He crawled over to Xu Que and made a pitiful plea, "Big brother, I was wrong! I was really wrong! Please forgive me! I could never find a laptop that could spit blue muzzle flash!"
"Get lost!" Xu Que kicked Mr. Wang away and said gloomily, "Are you blind? Why do you call me big brother? I'm not your big brother!"
After saying that, he pointed at his face and said to the onlookers, "Come on, judge for yourself, my face is so handsome, how could I be his big brother? Am I really that old?"
Swish!