Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
A Weird Story
Biên tập viên: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Who is that?" Xu Que, Duan Jiude, Liu Jingning, and Mo Junchen fixed their eyes on Buttface at the same time. Buttface answered seriously, "Bai Suzhen!"
"Ah?" Duan Jiude, Mo Junchen, and Liu Jingning were totally confused by this answer. Xu Que twitched his lips and said, as he patted Buttface's head angrily, "Are you insane? Bai Suzhen has nothing to do with the one in this cave! Don't talk irresponsibly if you have no idea what you are talking about!"
"Holy sh*t! I am not kidding! That's definitely Bai Suzhen. Just pay attention to what she is singing now. The "Qingcheng Mountain"..." Then, Buttface started to sing by pinching his throat, "I am Bai Suzhen living in the Qingcheng Mountain! I obtained this human form after 1,000 years' cultivation! Ah, ah, ah, ah..." He even started to writhe his body like a snake passionately.