A Black Cat and a Black Bat

David opened his eyes to see a half-naked beauty hugging him like a pillow as she slept. It took a moment for him to recall where he was and who he was sharing the bed with. For a moment, he couldn't believe it. His secret high school crush was now hugging him in her sleep like a body pillow. When he looked down at her body, he saw she had changed into black lingerie. He remembered that when he placed her in her bed she was still wearing her white bra and stockings.

"So she woke up and didn't reject me?" "Duh, you douche. She woke up hours ago. She took a shower got changed and than got back to bed. When she came back, she laid down and hugged you like that, soon after she fell asleep." "You were awake this whole time?" "Only now do you suddenly care about me?" "Not really I don't like this curse and the powers I got in return aren't worth it." "Rude! Well for the record systems like me don't sleep, and being awake while you sleep is very very veeeerrrry boring, also I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok, Miss System, what would your question be?" "Do you really think you would be in this bed with Emily hugging you right now if it wasn't for me?" "What do you mean?" "After saving her, you might have eventually gotten her in bed, but it definitely wouldn't have been this fast." "And by that you're saying?" "This was all possible due to your Legendary Secondary power [MENTAL WARPICHER]." "So you're saying the only reason I got laid is because of that power?" "No did you not listen to me?" "I did." "Pfft as I said earlier, it's possible you may have succeeded anyway, but it would have taken way longer and to be honest you might have failed." "You're lucky it didn't fail." "Wait if I failed wouldn't I be dead?" "Douche did you not notice you haven't succeeded yet, You haven't gotten to 1.5 yet have you?" "Right, but I have work to do for today, so I gotta leave." "Those are the issues of mere mortals Why do you stick to this routine that is so far below you?" "It's not something a system like you could understand as you lack an understanding of how the real world works." "Maybe you don't understand that you'll have to wake up Emily in order to leave."

After a long day in the office, David was returning home when he saw a black cat chasing a bat. It looked like the cat was playfully chasing the bat until they entered a dark alley. Out of curiosity, David peeked into the alley, only to see the bat burst into a puff of smoke as it turned into a man while the cat transformed into a woman. The two started to whisper to one another while David couldn't hear anything. Not only because he was too far away to hear but also because he was too shocked by what he saw. He soon decided he saw too much, so he started to sneak away. The moment David took his fist step away from the duo, the man's pointed ears twitched while the woman instantly shifted her gaze towards him. Before David knew it, a man was charging at him so quickly that it would put a race horse to shame. David reflexively lifted his arms to block the incoming collision. One moment David was on the ground, and in the next he was flung through the air. Just as he crashed onto the ground, he could hear. "Cataline, that man is tougher than what someone what is supposed to be possible for someone with his amount of muscles and blood! Let's move out before others from his organisation arrives!" After hearing those two sentences, David fell unconscious.