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Uchiha's God of Muscle

Traversing to the Naruto world, reincarnating as Itachi Uchiha's uncle, and awakening Dio's Stand, "The World," Have you ever seen a buff Uchiha? Broad back, tire-like shoulders, and a face like Hirohiko Araki's art. Ripping apart Susano'o with my bare hands, stepping on Tailed Beasts, and engaging in close combat with Kaguya. I heard that the Lightning Release Body Flicker Technique of Kumogakure is unparalleled in the Shinobi world. Well, I invented Uchiha's Yin Release: Shadow Clone Technique. I heard that Itachi wanted to annihilate his clan. I would just give him a slap and send my nephew searching for his teeth on the ground. I heard that Madara Uchiha is invincible with Kamui. I punched through the void with a single blow. I am Uchida Dan. The World! Time, stop!! Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read up to chapter 46 on P atreon! https://www.p atreon.com/Einhorn Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

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Konoha In Chaos

In the east of Konoha, a few miles away, there is a huge lava lake.

Under the pitch-black night, red magma rolled and bubbled in the lake, screaming like boiling molten steel and emitting bursts of hot steam.

Such a scene makes people feel intimidated and they dare not approach it.

In fact, this is indeed a forbidden place.

because.

In the center of the lava lake, there is a steel prison, connected to the outside world only by a long suspension bridge.

This is Konoha's Anbu prison.

Unlike the police department prison, where ordinary prisoners are held, this place is called the Special Criminal Prison for Serious Ninjas.

As the name suggests.

They are all serious criminals, including murderers, leakers of confidential information, traitors, and spies from other ninja villages.

Everyone is a talent, and none of them can save any effort.

tonight.

On a hillside outside the prison, three uninvited guests appeared quietly from the darkness.

It's Obito, Sasori and Zetsu.

Zetsu popped out half of his body from the ground, opened his flytrap shape, and told Obito the information it collected:

"This prison was built on top of an iron mine. The prisoners sent here had to perform heavy manual labor mining iron ore every day, working for more than ten hours from morning to night.

Due to the existence of the lava lake, even ninjas cannot tread water because the temperature of the magma is too high to melt any escapees.

Even if the prisoners unite to riot, as long as the prison guards cut off the suspension bridge in time, the prison will instantly become an isolated island, reducing the possibility of escape to zero..."

Thanks to the natural danger and the Anbu guards, no prisoner has been able to escape from here before.

However.

In the eyes of the three, the many stringent measures in this prison are just in name only.

"let's start."

Obito said lightly, the cold light in his eyes flashed away.

Zetsu heard the words and immediately sank into the ground. From a thousand meters deep underground, he quickly approached the prison in the center of the lava lake.

Inside the prison, it is dark and damp, and the cells are low.

The prisoner, who had been digging for a day, was already so tired that he collapsed on the bed, snoring one after another.

A few Anbu ninjas were patrolling symbolically while yawning.

A cell deep in the prison.

A pair of twin brothers are imprisoned.

Unlike other prisoners, the two did not seem to be exhausted by the heavy mining work, but were still energetic and had fun in the prison.

These two guys were big and round-waisted. They were both over two meters tall and weighed over three hundred kilograms. They looked like two mountains of meat.

Although they look happy, they have two domineering names, namely "Fujin" and "Raijin".

If you stop here, your eyes will definitely shine.

Both brothers are good at fitness and have invincible talents.

​In fact, this is indeed the case.

The two brothers, Fujin and Raijin, are born with divine power. They do not need to rely on chakra. They can threaten the Jounin of Konoha with only the power of their own bodies.

But they have a shortcoming, that is, their brains are not very good.

It's like when playing the reincarnation game, all the points are added to strength, while intelligence is completely ignored.

Almost like an idiot.

Such as this time.

The two brothers were discussing some surprising issues.

"Brother, why is my little finger short and weak?" Raijin raised his little finger with a puzzled look on his face.

When Fujin heard this, he scolded his younger brother seriously:

"Idiot, that's because... if the little finger is long and powerful, then where should the face of the thumb be placed?"

"That's exactly what it is."

Raijin suddenly understood and imitated the crawling of a lizard to please his brother Fujin, making the latter laugh.

Played for a while.

Gu Gu.

Raijin touched his head in embarrassment and said to Fujin with a frustrated look on his face: "Brother, I'm hungry."

Although they have already had dinner, the two brothers' appetite cannot be measured by ordinary people's standards.

They were once Konoha ninjas. When performing missions, they killed all their companions simply because they had no food to eat.

At that time.

It was Tsunade who took action herself and used superhuman strength to subdue the two.

For the two brothers, if they don't have enough to eat, it will make them crazy.

at this time.

A strong aroma of food suddenly drifted in from outside the prison, making the two brothers hunch their noses.

boom.

Fujin jumped off the bed, walked to the door of the prison, stretched out his hands and used force to bend the iron bars of the prison to create a big hole.

Such a cell cannot trap two people at all.

They had escaped from the prison more than once and asked the prison guards for food, but the guards had nothing to do with the living treasures.

"Eat, eat, eat..."

The two brothers followed the aroma of the food and ran all the way to a corner of the prison.

Under the curious gazes of the two people, Zetsu, who looked like a Venus flytrap, slowly emerged from the ground.

"What is this?" Raijin was startled.

"Idiot brother, this is a human being."

Fujin patted the Raijin on the head, and regardless of the origin, he unceremoniously asked for food from the latter, "You guys, when facing us, don't you prepare any offerings?"

"What two rare beasts."

Zetsu sighed with emotion, and like a magic trick, he took out two plates of steaming buns.

"delicious."

The foodie brother immediately drooled and pounced on it like a dog, sticking his buttocks out and eating intently.

Sure enough.

As long as you lure them with food, the two of them will become very obedient and quiet.

Less than a minute.

The two brothers finished eating the buns and felt their stomachs that were not yet full. They were still dissatisfied.

"Do you want to eat something more delicious?" Zetsu asked.

"Where is it?" Upon hearing this, the two people quickly looked around.

Zetsu shook his head and said with regret: "Outside the prison, you can eat whatever you want, but it's a pity that I can't bring it in."

Da da da.

There was a sudden sound of footsteps. It was the prison guard who heard the movement and hurried over.

"Fujin, Raijin, why did you run out again?"

Just as the guard was about to teach the two brothers a lesson, he saw Zetsu on the side, his face suddenly changed, and he asked sternly, "Who are you?"

Before Zetsu could answer, the Brothers turned back sharply with a fierce look in his eyes.

Outside the prison.

More than ten minutes passed.

"It should be almost done."

Obito just got a little impatient when he heard a bang in the distance, and along with the explosion, there was fire shooting into the sky from the prison.

Ah.

When Obito saw this scene, he chuckled and walked toward the prison door.

"Stop! Who are you?"

The guard noticed the two people immediately. After the warning was ineffective, he took action without hesitation and threw kunai and shuriken at the two people.

Facing the oncoming attack.

Sasori had already taken out the third Kazekage's human puppet. He just raised his hand and used magnetic escape to control the kunai and shurikens, shooting them back at a faster speed.

Puff puff.

The two guards were caught off guard and were stabbed like hedgehogs on the spot. They fell to the ground with blood flowing violently.

When the third guard saw this scene, he quickly shouted in horror to his companions on the other side of the suspension bridge:

"Someone is attacking the prison, please close the suspension bridge!"

The words just fell.

Obito had appeared in front of that person like a ghost, stretched out his hand and pinched the other person's neck.

Uh-huh.

The guard drew his ninja sword and struck Obito's face with the sword, but the ninja sword passed through Obito's body.

Before the guard could react, there was just a click and Obito had broken the opponent's neck.

Boom.

A loud noise came.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the guards on the other side of the bridge took emergency measures and used detonating seals to blow up the suspension bridge, causing it to fall into the lava lake.

In this way, it is completely safe.

The invaders can't get in, and the prisoners inside can't escape.

Obito didn't take it seriously and just glanced at Sasori.

Sasori smiled slightly, his fingers were like butterflies piercing flowers, and he used chakra strings to control the Third Kazekage to make a move, condensing a building with sand and iron on the spot...

The dark steel bridge.

Under the desperate eyes of the guards, the bridge spanned hundreds of meters from this end to the prison in the center of the lake.

At this time.

The prisoners in the prison, under Zetsu's instigation, also successfully defeated all the guards and swarmed out.

They rushed onto the bridge and escaped from this nightmare place.

There are numbers on the prison uniforms of these prisoners. A rough count shows that there are two to three hundred people.

After they crossed the bridge, they saw Obito, Sasori and the Third Kazekage wearing masks, and they all stopped in surprise.

Obito took a step forward, opened his arms and said to these people:

"Those who have been oppressed by Konoha for a long time, today is your lucky day, I have rescued you. Now, it is time to march towards Konoha and launch your revenge."

When everyone heard this, they looked at each other.

Revenge against Konoha?

They are not fools. With only two to three hundred people on their side, why should they have a head-on conflict with Konoha, which has nearly ten thousand ninjas?

Before Konoha discovers the situation here, running away is the best strategy.

So.

Even though there were more than a dozen prisoners, they simply ignored Obito and fled away.

However, they haven't run far yet.

Magnetic Release·Sand Iron Suction.

The Sandaime Kazekage summoned waves of sand and iron, countless fine needles formed into a heavy rain, and caught up with the deserters.

Amidst a burst of shrill screams, none of the dozen people were spared. They were all trapped into a hornet's nest and died suddenly.

The remaining prisoners turned pale with fright, their legs were trembling and they dared not move.

"This is what happens to those who run away."

Obito said indifferently. 

"We want to eat!"

Fujin and Raijin shouted, walked out of the crowd, and protested loudly.

They don't care about anything, they just want delicious food.

"Are these two guys?" Obito looked at the two brothers walking carelessly towards him and asked.

"That's right. Thanks to them, we were able to successfully deal with the guards in the prison. It is said that the strange power of these two brothers has reached the Sannin level." Zetsu replied.

When Obito heard this, his eyes flickered and he opened the Mangekyō Sharingan.

Both the Fujin and Raijin were shocked, and their eyes quickly turned into the shape of a Sharingan, and were manipulated by Obito using genjutsu.

As for the remaining prisoners.

Some of them were parasitized by spore, and the other part were implanted with magnetic escape sand iron by the Third Kazekage, controlling their lives.

Next.

Driven by the three men, more than two hundred prisoners took advantage of the cover of night and headed towards Konoha in a mighty manner.

Half an hour later.

This group of prisoners arrived outside the east gate of Konoha.

Konoha Village at night.

Brightly lit and noisy, it is like a bright pearl on the dark earth.

"Brother, do you like pork chop rice or ginger pork?"

"I like all of them!"

Even though the two brothers, Fujin and Raijin, are controlled by the Sharingan, their obsession with eating still overwhelms everything else.

In their eyes, the Konoha Village in front of them has endless delicacies.

As long as you kill all the people in Konoha, you can enjoy it.

"kill!"

Led by the two brothers, a group of felons rushed over noisily, quickly overthrew the guards and rushed into the village.

but.

It's not enough to just rely on this group of prisoners to mess up Konoha.

So, Obito asked Zetsu again: "Are you all ready?"

"certainly."

Zetsu, or to be precise, Black Zetsu, smiled conspiratorially and nodded.

The last time Uchiha raided the mountain cemetery, he used fire escape to burn down the underground White Zetsu lair, but many White Zetsus still escaped through earth escape.

After Black Zetsu gathered these remaining soldiers, the number was still considerable, close to a thousand.

The fighting power of these one thousand White Zetsus exceeds that of the same number of ninjas. Even on the battlefield of the Ninja World War, they can be considered a large army.

After several days of secret march, these White Zetsus have arrived at the outskirts of Konoha and are now lurking deep underground.

"Let's do it." Obito ordered coldly.

Even the Uchiha clan suffered more than half as casualties in the last battle with the White Zetsu army.

Ordinary Konoha ninjas are no match for these White Zetsu.

Under their sneak attack, Konoha will definitely suffer heavy casualties.

With Zetsu sinking into the ground.

"I want some private time to move around freely." Sasori suddenly spoke.

Obito did not refuse, but simply said:

"It's up to you. As long as you're not lazy and work hard."

"That's natural."

Sasori smiled, jumped on the back of the Third Kazekage, and followed the latter to spread a pair of sand iron wings and rush into the night sky.

Go straight towards the Hokage Building.

Obviously, Sasori has already set his sights on his next target and plans to build a new human puppet.

"Then it's time for me to get down to business."

Obito murmured.

He made so much noise, but he had only one real purpose, and that was to capture the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki Uzumaki Naruto while Konoha was in chaos.

Zetsu had already spied for him where the Anbu was hiding Uzumaki Naruto.

With a whirlpool of space distortion, Obito disappeared from the spot.

Konoha Village.

Although it was close to ten o'clock in the evening, the commercial street by the river was still very lively, with an endless stream of pedestrians.

Several drunk ninjas stumbled out of an izakaya.

"Ugh~"

They ran to the ditch on the roadside and vomited while holding on to the wall.

suddenly.

A violent explosion suddenly came from the direction of the east gate of the village, mixed with the sounds of killing and the villagers' screams for help.

what happened?

These ninjas raised their heads in surprise, feeling quite sober in an instant.

They didn't notice at all that in the sewer at their feet, White Zetsu appeared quietly and attacked several people.

Puff puff.

The chests of these Konoha ninjas were pierced by wooden escape spikes one after another. As the blood surged, they fell down with expressions of disbelief on their faces.

Similar scenes are constantly playing out in every corner of Konoha Village.

Konoha, which was singing and dancing just a moment ago, fell into huge chaos in the blink of an eye.

Tonight, disaster strikes.

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