*Edited* System? Choosing A New World?!

After I woke up I heard a voice speaking to me by my head, "Haha, congrats. You are now a host to one of the three most powerful systems in existence" This bastards voice then shifts to sound like it is above me, maybe so that it seems as if he is looking down at me after I finally finished suffering from having my head stabbed and probed so many times.

"I'll give you a moment to regain your bearings but we don't have long. Well no, that's a lie, you have plenty of time, I don't. I have about 10 minutes before I have to run with what is left of my power, and I would like to leave before that." I tried looking at him, but all around me was just darkness, causing him to say to me, "Don't bother. You aren't in a body right now, you're just a soul and well, you can't see, touch, smell, or feel. Only reason you felt pain was because it was pain to your soul, and I'm talking to you via... well I guess you can call it a form of telepathy. Point is, you're just a little ball of colors to me, and to you, well what I look like doesn't matter as I'll never see you again... probably." He then claps his hands together to get my attention, I think.

"Well you look like you're doing better so I will give you a decent run down while I have time, your system will tell you the rest along the way." He inhales and exhales a few times before he continues and speaks at a rapid pace.

(A/N: Info dump time!!!)

"Okay so, you are Joseph, you are human, you know John yeah? Well maybe not personally but from the show? Yeah, I put him there. Ah, no let me keep going I'm on a roll, I'll have time when I'm done talking to answer you. Maybe. Anyway where was I? Yeah, so John. He was supposed to be thrown in that world with nothing, but I liked his character. Plus he almost died so it worked out.

Anyway, I gave him a bunch of shit, a week to prepare things to bring with him and say goodbye which is one of the most taboo things at my old business, gave him one of the three systems which is the absolute biggest taboo thing that I could have done. Wanna know why?

They put people like you and John into worlds that they know they will barely survive in, hell man, they don't even get the languages of the worlds! It's fucked up man. I was tired of seeing these people from everywhere suffer so me being one of the highest up decided that as soon as the one who created the systems died I would act.

Wouldn't you know it, he died about a month or so ago, and they needed me to find a new person for a show so bada bing bada boom, I stole all the systems so that they couldn't use them on their so called champions and now they can't remake them, hell I could barely change the one for John to make it be hidden from everything but John."

He breathed in again before continuing, "So that leads me to you, they fired me not long after I got John to that world because it was blatant that I was helping him. Not too long ago they discovered I stole the systems as well but the damn fools didn't realize I stole them until after I left and had put my plans into action. So I gave one to you after I had hidden the other one in a place that is extremely hidden and only a special person can get it, but once they do it'll be game on. Your system is by no means weak, in fact yours is in the middle and John's is actually the weakest, the reason being is that John's can't travel across even a universe(yet) let alone a multiverse (yet)."

Did he whisper some things in there or is it just me?

"So anyway your system is much like those other systems, Shop, Gacha, Quests, inventory, etc etc. There is even an AI for it but it has not been initialized yet so once I am done talking you'll do that. This system is also one that will constantly get stronger as you get stronger, whatever world you travel to you will be able to have powers from it, Chakra, Ki, Mana, whatever. You will have all of these at the same time so if you tried to use, lets say, a fire spell and shadow clones at the same time they would both draw from their individual power.

Also if you have ever read those system manga's imagine this one like a videogame. Yeah that stereotype well deal with it, the closest thing I can think of comparing it to is if it were a weird love child of Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody and Kumo desu Ga, nani ka. If you haven't heard of those, well I would recommend not going to those worlds then. To be nice though I will give you an example, lets say you get to level 10 in a skill, it will be maxed out. Some skills have things they can evolve into , like Jump to leap or maybe something like fire resistance to fire immunity. Sometimes you will even get some that will have a derivative skill while still keeping the old one, like you max out sprint and still have it, but you also acquire Surge. There are even skills that are passive and Jobs, but I won't give you all the answers."

He inhales and exhales a bit, "Get it?"

Jesus christ this information dump has made me feel like my brain is mush, but I take a few seconds to pick apart some things that I noticed were important and repeated them back to him. "Yeah got it mostly, I have one of three systems, mine is second in how OP it is, it is like Kumo desu ga and Death march had a baby."

He sighs, "Close enough. Any questions?"

"Nope, other than starting my system" I ask him because I want to get to travelling already, if this is like any of those novels I've read then I will have a fun time.

"Good. Just say boot system or something like that aloud or in your head. Forewarning you, you will look crazy if you talk to the system aloud in public. Also tip from me, buy an analysis skill from the shop ASAP, it will help you with one of your skills, especially if you get it to a high enough level. Well I am off now. Good luck kid." He snapped his fingers twice before disappearing.

Okay, well so I planned on getting an analysis skill anyway since it's a staple. I mean what kind of world travelling character doesn't have one?

Boot system.

....

System boot.

....

Start system boot.

....

Star boot system?

...

Start system?

..... I am starting to get scared actually. If this doesn't work doesn't that mean that I'll be stranded here in the blackness?

Start system please?

Oh thank god! A screen actually popped up in front of me, it looks just like a console from computers right now with it having a black screen reading things off.

[Initializing system set-up ... Analyzing host ... Determining parameters ... Acquiring data ... Constructing Database ... Assembling Intelligence Agent ... Applying Personality (AS4D554JZ3HD) ... Balancing Equations ... Booting System]

Neat, so it's up now?

Oh the screen disappeared.

'Greetings host, I am System version 1.97.Z. System is pleased to assist host in adventures.'

Oh neat, sounds robotic but it's weird as shit. Like I feel people that are psychotic wouldn't believe this voice.

God is this what that crack head I knew who thought that NASA was talking him through the radio felt like? (A/N: True story. Odd guy)

'Informing Host, host has the two gifts from entity 'Kami-Sama' that host needs to fuse with. Warning, will take 90% of the time we have in this realm and will be extremely painful.'

How painful and how long do we have left? I don't really want to be left with just a second left if there are 10 seconds left.

'Informing host, painful enough that after the first wave host should fall asleep through the whole thing. Informing host that we have 10 years left in here and that host will not age while in this realm so it is recommended to assimilate gifts here.'

Ugh, I hate being in pain... Fine do it, I have some plans for my dimension, like obviously making it my home base for when I travel.

'Informing host, will commence as soon as message finishes. Attempt not to fight losing consciousness, It will be beneficial to host.'

Wait don't fi-"FUUUUUU-RRRRRRRR." I attempted to curse but the pain caused me to grind my teeth together, or at least I felt like I was grinding my teeth. I feel like I start tearing up as well, the pain started out as feeling like I was stabbed from the side of my head, but then it grew in pain till it felt like someone was moving the knife around. It was at this point that I actually passed out from the pain.

'Greetings host, it has now been 9 years and 3 months and 25 days since you fell unconscious. Informing host, there is going to be some pain host will experience until host arrives onto a world which will require host to spend approximately 24 hours to finish the acclimatization.'

Ugh, I really slept for 9 years? Jesus. I wish I could say that was my best sleep I've ever had but that really isn't an option considering I was in constant pain. Hell I am still in pain, it feels like someone is constantly flicking my brain.

'Would host like to begin host's adventure?'

I sigh as I try to get myself together and push past this damned pain.

Sure whatever I guess. Where can I go?

Then a list appeared on a menu in front of me:

[Recommended for beginning worlds:

Anime Worlds-

Naruto

Hunter x Hunter

Yu-Gi-Oh

Pokemon

One Piece

Danmachi

Abridged Worlds-

Hellsing Ultimate

Sword Art Online

Cartoon Worlds-

Ben 10

Generator Rex

Video Game Worlds-

Red Faction

Dead Island

Far Cry

Borderlands

Fallout

Elder Scrolls

Book/Novel Worlds-

None

Movie Worlds-

None

**These are the initial worlds host has access to, host will gain access to more as host grows in strength or completes quests or hidden requirements/quests. Host can also go to all base worlds before advancing or can go return to base worlds or worlds previously visited as well.**

]

Well It is definitely clear that video games are being favored here, and man Generator Rex? I would love to have his power but I can't really remember shit about the show.

'Host need not worry. There are upgrades in the shop that can enhance hosts memory if host purchases it, that way host can remember everything.'

Really the shop has that? What else does it have?

[************Shop**************

Skills*Locked*

Weapons*Locked*

Armor*Locked*

Items *Locked*

Books *Locked*

Currency Exchange *Locked*

System Upgrades *Locked*

Host Upgrades *Locked*

]

Why is everything locked? I wanted to look.

'The shop is level 0 right now, most systems are saved for system AI, me. Once you choose a world you will have all system functions at level 1.'

Damn, okay well as long as I get them eventually I guess, that is the important part really. Well I should go to a world where I can get some somewhat OP skills I guess.. hmm. Wait I just realized, there are abridged series there too?

'Informing host, yes. They are also a created entity. There are even Abridged series on future lists that do not exist yet.'

Woah, that is pretty cool. Pretty cool.

Okay so my current plan is this:

-Start off at Naruto or Danmachi because I can get strong fast there

-After that go to the other one

-Go to Red Faction (Because that Nano Forge)

-Generator Rex

-????

-Profit

-Fuck bitc-(No cross these last 2 out... for now)

Okay decent plan, I should try to get necromancy magic at one point too, that way I can make myself a small army. Later though, later.

Hm, hard part now though. Danmachi or Naruto? If I go to them when do I go, what do I change, and what do I do? Hell how long do I even stay there?

Hm okay pros cons list, lets do it for each:

Danmachi:

Pros-

-Waifus

-Gods I can beat up(If I get strong enough)

-Dungeon with respawning monsters

-Many skills to learn(Or steal)

-Cool characters

Cons-

-So many Waifus

-Everyone can kick my ass in the beginning

-Tattoo on back (I don't know if its tasteful honestly)

-Magic is... well, rare as shit

-Can get in trouble for beating up gods

Naruto:

Pros-

-Chakra literally everywhere

-A couple really good waifus

-Strong people I can beat up (If I get strong enough)

-I can kick some peoples ass in the beginning

-Many skills to learn (Or steal)

Cons-

-Not many Waifus

-Hand signs are hard

-Chakra control is hard

-Ninjas are too damn fast

Well that helped... a bit. Maybe. Well now I need to try and figure out what I should do since this stupid list isn't too helpful.