[Chapter 1 - Meet Daz Ale Radcliff]

{When people think of animation, they think of cartoons or fools for our entertainment created by man in the words of a cartoonist. Sadly many people believe that the characters that they create or ideas that come up with are only done by their own mind alone. What if I were to tell you that behind those drafts and behind your TV screens those so-called cartoon characters were real and were born even before the rough draft? What if in a universe unknown to your very eyes stored all types of characters either created by men from imagination alone or born through one's own mind but real in spirit within one's unique body.}

[Within Dimension 20, there is a yellow planet known as Lyard (Alternate Earth) where anthro animals and humans alike live in different parts of the globe, on top of having 3 moons. Similar to earth but different in many ways like for instants there are no pets on this planet and wars were decided by fights, even gay marriage is normal for animals. Every animal / creature big and small have their goals to do amazing things, but not all have the talent to achieve dreams that are hard to reach. Every month on a certain time of day there is a tryout on different parts of the globe for every animal or human to see where they belong. If they are not able to make it to the top they try to make the best of what they can do…..]

Ring Ring~

Ring Ring~

Ring Ring~

Phone: "RING Darn It I'M RINGING!! PICK ME UP!"

Within a shitty bachelor pad apartment close to the trains that was filled with trash, polluted water, an overdue bill in the room, and an old phone was ringing. Daz Ale Radcliff The Neko AKA The Toon Guy who was known for his condom, cigarette, and sex enhancement drug commercials was trying to keep sleeping but the ringing was getting on his nerves, on top of the fact the woman that he was laying with was nudging him to wake up and pick up the phone so she could continue to slumber in this quite comfortable bed.

"Huh? Fine, I get the picture! Damn..." Daz stretched out his hand to grab the phone just to pick it up, knocking over some beer bottles and a bra that probably belonged to the woman that Daz was sleeping next to. "Hello?"

"Daz do you know what time it is?! Do you know what day it is?!" Asked a squeaky voice on the other side of the phone.

"Ummmmmmm~???????? Free Breakfast Monday at the Naughty Pine Tavern?" Daz answered in a sarcastic tired voice that sounded like he had swallowed marbles and yawned while trying to go back to sleep almost like a big fuck you to whoever was disturbing him.

"Good grief man! You need to wake up, brush your teeth, wash your face, on top of catching a ride on the trolley as quickly as possible since you only have 45 minutes to get your rat ass over here since today is audition day to meet up with your competition! The day where animals get the opportunity to someday become one of the I don't know, THE BIG 10!" Once the individual said that Daz quickly opened his eyes wide then jumped out of bed naked then dashing to the bathroom to wash his face with slightly dirty water since the building's plumbing was backed up, brushing his teeth and his hair with a old brush at a rapid speed!!! Once he got out of the bathroom still naked by the way, he looked at the clock to see that he was going to miss the trolley and his opportunity for an audition. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck!" Daz said while brushing his hair now after brushing his teeth.

"FUCKING SHIT! I'm going to be late!" Daz ended up going into his dresser and began tossing a lot of clothes all over the place looking for something good to wear. "Where is it? I know I have it in here somewhere." Daz continued to try to find his nice clothes but was stopped suddenly by the woman in his bed who had woken up and was scratching her head just to see Daz getting his clothes that were fitting for him.

"Excusez Moi?" A blonde woman said in an innocent tone of voice trying to get his attention.

Daz's cat ears moved as he looked over at her awkwardly. "Oh Shit! Good Morning, um I am sorry to have not made breakfast for you this morning besides the fact that I don't really know you but anyway I really have to go for an audition so I hope that you understand?"

Before Daz knew it, the woman in his bed was speaking French for about a whole two minutes with her face of disappointment but also embarrassment in a cute way. Daz decided to walk over to her and try to communicate with her in one way or another.

"I'm sorry but I didn't catch all of that but I did catch that your name is Sandy, I wonder how thee fuck we end up in bed anyway Sandy?" Daz wondered before being pulled back into bed by Sandy's legs as she went from cute and sensitive to rough and hyper sexual dominatrix. "How's about what you American beasts call it 'a quickie'?" Sandy said whispering in his ear with a thick sexy french accent.

Daz blushed beet red and said before saying the following before tending to Sandy's embrace while a grin on his face. "Oh Shit!... I um I ummmmm…. Okay Fuck it!" He smiled wickedly which led to him leaning down and began to make crazy love to Sandy as she was moaning while speaking in French.

[30 Minutes Later]

Daz was on the trolley with lipstick stains all over his face while shards of glass all over his body. A lot of people on the trolley looked at Daz, an old koala woman tried to tell him about the wounds and tried to offer a first aid kit but Daz put one of his fingers against their lips which signaled for the old woman to be quiet but while that was happening he showed her his gruesome face for a Split second. "Not one word, not one flipping word or we will all be on our way to heaven's gate…." Daz said with anger on his face as even the trolley itself was scared of him.

[5 Minutes Earlier]

Daz got another call from the squeaky person from earlier, he ended up leaving Sandy completely and utterly satisfied in his bed while smoking a french cigarette, Daz asked "I hope you can water my plants before you go, thank you very much and I hope you have a nice day."

Things were not easy when Daz rushed out the door as he found out that the elevator was out of service. "SHIT~!" Daz shouted before going to the stairs just to find out that the stairs have all been removed, an old cat lady ended up falling down the stairs from the upper floor and he even saw her lose all of her nine lives. "Holy pussy…What a way to go for such a nice old lady. She made me cookies." Daz said with a gulp and wiping away a single tear, he was going to back out of this dilemma until the landlord came rushing down the hallway knowing that Daz had not paid much rent for the past few months both staying at his apartment. Daz knew he only had one way to get where he needed, what he had to do which was not to pay any rent but to be at the Grand Theater. Daz looked at the closed window that was stuck, he gulped before backing up a little bit, almost getting grabbed by the landlord, then jumped into the window at full speed, shattering it with his body!!!

SMASH!!!!!!!!!

While falling from the 18th floor, Daz began bouncing off of train tracks and smaller buildings along with the billboards as if he was playing pinball.

CRASH!

Daz even got hit by the incoming train while swearing the whole way down! "Shit!! Fuck! Goodness to Bitches! Holy cock! Jiminy Cocksville! Gosh darnit! Son Of A Whore! Golly fucks~~~~!" The last thing Daz remembered hitting was a billboard that had Miss. BIG 10 on it, he slipped down the billboard that was 10 minutes away from his house then-

SPLAT!!!!!

Daz fell down hard and became flat as a pancake with blood on the ground she nearly lost one of his nine lives…..

Luckily, the trolley arrived and scooped Daz up with a huge spatula from the fact that it was a robot, once on the trolley a lot of people looked at him as if they saw a crazy looking cat man when he got up then stretched with many wounds on his body. One of the bunny's children was trying to poke him but the mother pulled her children back since Daz was not only dirty and smelled like raw sewage but was covered in glass shards.

Suddenly, someone tried to tell Daz about his shards of glass but he put one of his fingers against their lips and took out a cig, having to say the same thing a second time. "Not one word, not one flipping word or we will all be on our way to heaven's gate…." Daz said with anger on his face with an angry look on his face that showed off his monstrous face look for about a Split Second again, after scaring a few people Daz ended up putting a cigarette to his lips….. The trolley was still scared of this neko and it made him even more angry with people talking in a low tone calling him a dirty pile of garbage….. The only one who wasn't scared of him was this old fox woman who held out a box of Band-Aids. "I don't know what has angered you so much young man but I admire your passion to head full speed towards your goals as I can see it in your eyes that you have a fire that needs to be released, I'm rooting for you." The old koala woman said kindly and respectfully, Daz took the box of bandages since you looked in the mirror of the trolley and could see that he was very damaged.

[10 Minutes Later]

Daz ran out of the trolley with all the glass shards out of his body with a few bandages to cover up the wounds while the old woman was given a type of perfume by Daz that was called 'Inner Beauty' when she sprayed herself with the perfume she changed. The old woman's appearance turned her from a short old koala woman to a gorgeous koala vixen… She was surprised by the looks that she got from all the men on the trolley even the trolley itself whistled at her which made her blush and smile… "It's good to feel young again…" She said adjusting her glasses before sitting down, many girlfriends broke up with their boyfriends on that day along with many men asking the old woman for her number.

Meanwhile, Daz was still running to his audition.

Sadly, the Band-Aids peeled off but luckily Daz still had bandages he could use, he wiped the sweat off with his dirty shirt by using the fabric. "Hope this works."

Daz soon makes it to the audition building while breathing heavily and looking around while taking out a bottle of whiskey from his jacket and starts drinking but suddenly feels a kick in his shin which makes Daz nearly drop his booze. "Hey!"

Suddenly a voice spoke up that was once again squeaky. "It's about time that you showed up. I thought that you were going to be late, AGAIN!"

("Who what where the fuck!!?") Daz looked around trying to find where the voice was coming from.

"Heavens to Betsy fucking Bull, look down jackass!" Said the squeaky upset voice that turned out to be a fat mouse wearing a business suit, once Daz looked down he greeted him. "Oh, hey Georgie." Daz greeted his friend/manager, but he was dragged to the entrance. "Don't 'Hey Georgie' me Mr. 40 minutes late, not gonna be late my ass!! You still need to sign up for your audition as I tried to sign up in your name but you wouldn't prevail without proper I.D.!" Georgie said with all honesty and panic tugging Daz to the registration table.

"Ummm you really are low on cheese intake as it shows since you worry too much." Daz gave Georgie some stinky cheese while Daz went to sign up by just using his tail that was holding Georgie's pen.

"If you think that this small delicious looking cheese that you probably pickpocketed from someone at the last moment is going to change anything, you are dead wrong!" Georgie says while starting to eat the lump of smelly cheese with no guilt at all.

Soon, the two of them went to the audition area after Daz was given the okay plus a number for when it was his turn, but suddenly while they were on their way Daz heard something from behind them.

"Honey, don't go near it…."

"What is that 'thing' doing here?"

"Ah crimey, for crying out loud I was going to bring bad luck!!"

Daz turned around to see a Fox girl who had a punk like aesthetic in attire in the case of her back to show that she was a guitar player.

…..She passed them…..

Daz was truly curious about this person but while he was staring off into space, Georgie was trying to bring Daz back to reality, the doors to where the auditions were being held started closing.

"Hey Hey! Wake up you dyngus! Now's not the time to be in slumberland, the doors are closing and if you wait here you will literally have to wait another month to get this opportunity!!!" Georgie shouted with a megaphone while running, other individuals did the same which led to Georgie nearly being stepped on multiple times, when it almost looked like it was the end for him…..

Daz grabbed him and put Georgie onto his shoulder. "Don't worry pal I got you." Daz then quickly ran as fast as he could, jumped on top of the heads of the group of people in front of them. Before the doors closed Daz gave them A few words of understanding while flipping them the bird.

"T.T.D.S. and thanks for the face lift motherfuckers!!" Daz walked off, flipping them off while he heard a riot starting on the other side of the door.

Once Georgie got off of Daz's shoulder and fixed his glasses. "Finally we're here…. Well don't just stand here, go stand with the others as I will be in the crowd supporting you, but if you mess this up you will not be getting any support from me for a while as this is your big gig. Either you DO or lose everything you have EVER worked for!!! Which means no alcohol commercials or condom commercials either!! No parties at celebrity houses or getting to smash whoever whenever you want! Do you want to end up back on the street making money either selling weed or drinks or just yourself!!?" Georgie shouted but got his mouth covered by Daz who got extremely pissed by what was said. "I want you to understand something, I can go back on the street and my skill will make it big. I got my talent behind me so I definitely believe that I am going places either as one of the top 10 or as a big name all around Lyard."

After Daz said that, he dashed over onto the stage to stand with the others with the spotlight on all of them. The judges were a mix between human judges and anthropomorphic ones, all six of them (which were three humans and three anthropomorphic animals.) wanted to see who is going to be the next big star.

Cameras started to roll which meant that the audition was about to begin along with the appearance of the hosts, A human named Bernie Armstrong who had the nickname Bugs and a Rat named Nicky.

"Ayyyy what's up Docs?" Bugs says eating a carrot while wearing a fancy suit.

"Haha hey everybody, welcome to the audition day, one of these few will get the opportunity of a lifetime and the one with the best performance gets the chance to be offered the chance at being the next big thing. Do you think that they're already bugs?" Nicky says asking Bugs.

"Well there's only one way to find out, time to start the show." Bugs pulls the switch to start up the music that plays.

The audition went as follows, each of them had to show their talents either musical or comedy or whatever they preferred to do.

[Few Hours Later]

After the audition, many folks we're not pleased by what transpired when it came to the voting. They personally rather than voting for the rather lazy rat Johnny that turned out to be a child of Nicky, but things went from bad to worse when it was revealed that multiple rats that were hiding backstage were doing Johnny's acts for when it was only supposed to be one of Nicky's children which turned out that it was all of his kids. They didn't believe the voting poll, in fact many people felt like the votes were fixed and rigged because Nicky was the richest man on the planet along with the most well known when it comes to entertainment.

Meanwhile, Daz was at the Naughty Pine Tavern getting drunk while doing a line of coke and watching the TV talk about the audition results.

News report at the area of the auditions building. "Despite the auditions being canceled do to medical reasons, it is reported the comedian Daz Ale Radcliff Who is known for many adult commercials will not be able to be apart of the Big 10 for a long period of time after his events at the Grand Thea-"

Daz tossed a stoll into the TV when the news talked about how he was never gonna be in the Big 10 now after the fact that he bad-mouthed Nicky the number one Toon on the planet.

"Damn it Daz, I just got that TV last week!!" The anthro bartender was a rhinoceros called Pops.

"Don't worry about the TV Pops, I'll pray for it!!!" Daz said drunkenly.

"Oh yeah?! With what money you drunktard?!" Pops asked angrily like a sarcastic asshole which pissed off Daz who still had a grenade in his back pocket. Luckily Daz was stopped by Georgie who placed a stack of money on the bar table. "I think this will make up for the damages, Pops." Georgie said while Daz continued to drink while Pops took the money.

"At Least one of you has some common sense." Pops said walking off counting the money while Daz was flipping him the bird.

"What is the matter with you!? Do you literally have a hate boner for everyone? Dude look at yourself? You have staples and kid bandages to patch yourself up. You really need to call up your family and stay with them for a while because you have a lot of heat right now that not even I can get you out of." Georgie asked while ordering them both a drink. "Pops two shinners."

Daz slams his fist onto the table. "NO! I'm not gonna be like some whore on her knees just to ask my family for money, you know me I don't like handouts like that!. Besides, it's not the whole world, it's just the cock sucking assholes who live in this world trying to screw me over." Daz said as he took out a cig and lit it with the help of the bartender while taking out a photo from his wallet that was residing in his back pocket.

The photo looked to be his mom along with his siblings. There was one boy and 2 girls but no dad in the picture… ("I'm sorry guys for being such a fuck up…. I'll make it up to you all somehow…") Daz put the photo away then pointed his attention over at the end of the bar, there were a few women: one red head human female, another was a shy elephant, a nerdy bunny girl, also a skimpy pig woman and a sexy dressed cat female having a sexy hourglass figure.

"I guess every cloud has his silver sexy lining." Daz said putting out his cig then while blowing out the smoke as he was day dream of him having crazy sex with all of those women, he quickly tooking a shot of his drink not expecting a thing was wrong with it at first.

It was when Daz tried to go over and take them with them, he felt weird, his legs became all wobbly and his vision was off. ("That's weird…. It takes more than one shot to get me weak kneed…. Someone must have?")

Before Daz knew it, he fell to the ground in front of the women and even puked on their shoes.

"Oh my God!!" Said the cat woman who kicked Daz in the face which knocked out a few of his teeth. ("Well there goes my teeth and my dreams.")

The last thing Daz saw was Georgie walking over to him slowly with a far away worried look turning into a close up wicked smile…..

....Daz slowly closed his eyes....

Unknown time had passed and Daz had just woken up in the dark just to realize by the size and shape….. Daz was in a box…..

"Where the fuck-" Daz said nervously

{Unknown for Daz, the pilot had been drinking a lot the night before which led to him accidentally playing the switch which opened the cargo doors which sent many bags flying including Daz who was stuck in the metal box.}

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Daz shouted and fell out of the plane. ("Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Why the fuck is this happening?! What did Georgie do to me!?") Daz said within his own mind as he continued free falling down to an unknown location while rotating...

BANG!!!

Once Daz landed which made the ground shake and alarm a few people on this planet, Daz was able to slowly open the hatch door to his metal box prison which he was still dizzy from all the rotations. ("I think I'm gonna be sick.")

Daz crawled out of the box so he could puke a bit, while puking Daz heard a voice in the distance along with a few others that were in the neighborhood since Daz did catch the attention of many people from his dive bomb with a metal box.

"What the- Wait, Bro?" A voice which sounded familiar, Daz took a good look when he realized that it was his half brother Demetrius Cunningham. "What are you doing h-" Daz cut off his brother before he could even finish a sentence one alone and have a full conversation.

"First, I hope that this is just a dream and second I am going to pass out now hoping that I am not in the middle of the sidewalk when I come to." Daz instantly passed out as he landed back into the metal box...

The last thing Daz could think about was...

("Damn, I hate mondays…")

<b>[Toon Be Fucking-tinued]</b>