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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Chuck45Single · Khoa huyễn
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My Partner in Crime

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After some scrubbing and rubbing my plan is finalized and I wash the last remains of the off-brand Head & Boulders shampoo out of my hair.

I will fake an allergy and force either of them to drive me to the next pharmacy. There I will either escape from the car (another trick I've learned from my detective shows) or, if I get to go inside, inform the pharmacist of my situation.

Because, believe it or not, my Spanish is actually quite good. I loved my Spanish classes in highschool and kept freshing up my knowledge over the years since is such an international language. 

The business woman who only speaks English is not the one who will close the big deals. That's for sure.

"Did she wake up?"

A new, loud voice echoes through the small building and I almost lose balance in the wet shower.

Quickly, I turn off the water and grab a towel to dry myself off.

"Is she in there?"