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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

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Dr. McJizz and Club Huevos

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Santa Flora is an uptown neighborhood of San Andy and with every step I take, the houses start looking more and more elegant and expensive. I doubt I have to worry about any thugs trying to shoot me here. But then again, you never know.

Peter McJizz - Dental Practice

The metal sign is polished and shiny and I open my mouth to check the reflection of my teeth. They are perfect. Of course. 

I will never understand the technology that makes sure Afterlife bodies are always in perfect condition. I wouldn't be surprised if my arm was to heal from the cuts within the next 24 hours.

I close my mouth again before any bypassers might start staring at me.

Actually, in real life my teeth are pretty great as well. Maybe one of my most favorite things about me. 

They are straight and pearly white. Unlike Alex I never had to wear braces. And therefore I'm also not too familiar with dentists.