New Beginning

In a messy tiny studio apartment, at 6 AM, an alarm goes off.

BEEP...BEEP...BEEP….

A fit young man Rei Staurt, age 26 with black hair and brown eyes, tucked in his bedsheets, disables it.

He opens his eyes staring into the ceiling, and starts thinking 'I should just quit work.'

After a couple of seconds of fantasizing about a better life, he throws himself out of bed….

Sigh, I can't afford to not go to work.'

Every day is the same for Rei, he walks to the bus station near his apartment, takes the bus to the train station, then rides the train to his work. Every day he spends 2 hours commuting to work.

After reaching the office, Rei goes and sits down in his small cubicle.

'Damn't Finally reached, But I'm 6 minutes late, I hope my boss Finley doesn't notice….'

The moment Rei calms down, His boss Jumps in front of him, out of nowhere, angrily asking for a reason why he is late.

Rei nervously, tells him 'Sir there was some traffic and the bus got delayed so I—'

Finley starts raising his voice, 'It's your fault for riding the bus, why didn't you run to the office instead, next time leave early, I will be deducting from your salary for being late, Now go do your work!'

Rei responds in a defeated voice…. 'Yes sir, thank you for your advice.'

After Finley leaves, Rei starts questioning his life and what keeps him going...

'Sigh, this is my life. After graduating from college, I thought everything would change, that I would find a job I love, someone I cherish and live happily, but I guess that's all a dream.'

'I work an underpaid, unappreciated job, live alone, and have no one left around after my sister passed away.'

'I wondered for a long time what's the point in living anymore, but then I found my reason, The XXX V1 Flushing Toilet. The best in the world.'

'It has auto flushing, auto cleaning, bidet, heated seat, and also an air dryer.'

'After using it I cannot use any other toilet, the only thing keeping me going is knowing I get to go back to my house and use it.'

'The new V2 model should also come in stores soon, I can't wait to purchase it.'

As Rei daydreams, while doing his work, his co-worker Zeyd, a 40y old man with a big belly, messed up hair, holding a cup of coffee, after staring at him from a distance while he was getting yelled at, comes to Rei's cubicle.

'What happened? Why was he yelling at you? Was it about me?'

With a forced smile, Rei looks at Zeyd, 'hah, ha..No, I was just a bit late'… thinking 'Go to Hell.'

'Ah good.. very good... So, have you found a girlfriend yet?' Zeyd asks.

Rei sarcastically answers 'No, I'm not looking for a relationship for now', Rei starts wondering 'how is Zeyd not fired yet?'

'He barely does any work all day, drinks coffee and eats donuts with Finley, and….... I guess that's how.'

Zeyd starts the same conversation about "settling down" every time he talks to Rei, 'Take my advice Rei, you need to find someone to settle down with and have kids.'

Rei is fed up with everyone telling him to "settle down", he answers in an angry tone 'YES, YES, thank you sooooo much for your advic—'

[Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

A loud noise was heard by everyone coming from Rei, Zeyd was confused about what the noise was 'Are you okay? What was that noise?'

Rei stands up in a panic 'I need to leave now!', he pushes Zeyd and starts running to the exit.

'REI! Where do you think you're going, you came late and you don't have any breaks, I will fire you if you leave' Yelled Finley from the other side of the office.

Rei yells back 'Go fuck yourself I must leave.'

He had only one thing in his mind, 'I must reach home quickly, I can't do it in the office bathroom' he couldn't care less about anything else.

Rei has to take the train first on his way back home. In the train, people were staring at him, jumping awkwardly, trying to hold it in.

Once the train reached the station, Rei started running. He decided to not wait for the bus and run straight home.

After running for a while, which helped him hold it in, there was only one red traffic light left until he reached home.

'Damn't, I can't hold it any longer, screw it there are no cars in sight.'

He ignores the pedestrian signal and starts running, but it was too late when he realizes he didn't see a truck carrying big crates that is speeding towards him.

As he closes his eyes and wonders 'Is this how I will die, without even saying goodbye to my toilet.'

[screeeeeeeeeeech]

The truck stops very close to him, almost touching him.

'My God, I almost shit myself, guess I still have some time left on this shit earth.'

As Rei gives sighs of relief, one of the crates on top of the truck breaks, and a XXX model V2 Toilet falls on him.

Rei opens his eyes, seeing himself alone in an empty white space.

'Where am I? What happened?!, hello? Is anybody here?

He starts turning around, he notices there are some people wearing all white, gathered around a bit further ahead, conversing loudly.

Rei walks over to them, as he gets closer, he starts to pick up on what they are saying.

'Damn't, it was so close, she was going to die from the snake bite, now I lost all my credits.'

'I already told you, she won't die there, you just didn't want to listen.'

'Alright next we have a man in his 40's, he will be taking a shower soon, place your bets. Will he die by slipping or a random heart attack.'

Rei's expression slowly changes from confused to being pissed off 'these angels or whatever are they for real….. betting on how people die, they are also ignoring me.'

Rei yells out 'Hellooooooo'

They all turn around and look at Rei.

'Who is this??'

'Wait I remember! it's that guy who shit himself when he died, you made me lose a lot of credit.'

They all start Chattering loudly when one of them steps out of the group and speaks.

'Alright everyone calms down, let's just get rid of him quickly and go back to our session.'

'You're saying that cause you bet on him shitting his pants when he died, meh, just get it over with.'

In a blink, A desk appears with the angel sitting, blonde long hair, blue eyes, wearing a suit.

'Let's see…. Hmmm….. I see… You are here because you meet the requirements to be sent to another world.'

'This new world "Cayt" is different from the earth, it's like those novels you read…. not the ones you jerk off to.'

Rei gets really excited, getting a second chance 'Wait... I will be reincarnated? Is this really happening? did my luck finally take a turn?'

'Yes, Unlike earth, you can live a better life there, you might even do something useful with your life this time...Or not, I don't care.'

'You will have….. Ah, whatever, I'm not in the mood to explain, I'll just give you some good stats, you will find out more by yourself when you get there.'

Rei was still confused trying to process what the angel was saying, 'Wait hold on, is that it? Can you explain more?'

The angel looks at Rei with a smug smile 'Nah, don't want to... Oh yah this world had a weird rule, I think it was that you incarnate into what killed you, in this cas— hahahahahaha, A toilet'

'Don't let it flush...Don't let life flush you dow—... Whatever Good luck!'

A wide hole appears under Rei, and he falls into it while yelling 'WAIT...WAAAIT what toilet, Fuck youuuuu'.

[Cayt World, Eca Kingdom, in a forest in the middle of nowhere]

A "big-boned" merchant, with blonde short hair, and green eyes, named Calum running in the woods, in a panic.

'Shit...Shit... I need to take a shit quickly.'

While he's running he sees a simple toilet in between the trees, and thinks to himself 'hmmm...suspicious, very suspicious, why is there a toilet here.….. Oh well, beats doing it on the ground... doesn't matter as long as I do my duty.'

As he pulls down his pants and goes to sit on the toilet… a very loud scream comes from the toilet.

'Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'