The "Manliest of them all"

A few days later...I was walking through the streets of Sainan. It's actually much more calm at night than it is in the daytime. I went to a vending machine. "Hmph...2000 yen for a water bottle...hell nah. Let's go with the soda." I said to myself as I got a soda. The soda slowly got pushed forward...and then got stuck. "Fuck." I said...and then I tried to get it out...first starting with my fists...then I threw a rock at it...no effect. "Fuck it." I said as I looked around and pulled out a silencer pistol and shot it at the vending machine. No effect. I sighed...and suddenly a yellow, giant fist smashed the vending machine...and all the sodas popped out.

"Goldilocks?" I asked as I turned around. "Hey Yusuke...you seem flustered." she teased as she gestured to my hair standing on end. "Of course I am...I shot at that damn vending machine...it's like it's designed to waste money." I said as I crossed my arms and huffed. "What are you doing out here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be at your house?" she asked as she tilted her head to the left. 

"I usually like to take my walks at night...it's calming." I said as I popped my knuckles. "Hmph...that's fair. I don't take walks though...I kinda like to check for any crimes." she said as she blushed slightly. "And smash vending machines?" I asked. "Well...that too." she said. I started to walk, and Yami followed beside me. "So...about...that day." I said as I looked into her dark red eyes. "What about it? Having second thoughts?" she said in a deadpan tone. "It's not that...just...like...were you caught in the heat of the moment? Or...was it like...a trap?" I asked, my eyes never breaking contact. Yami sighed.

"Well...if I wanted to lead you into a trap...I would kill you. If I was caught in the heat of the moment, I wouldn't have said that I loved you all those other times. My question for you is...why didn't you say you loved me back?" she said suddenly as she made weapons with her hair. "Yami...every time you said that you loved me...I was either shooting, pushing a pencil...or kicking ass..." I said as I raised my hands in mock surrender. "Dammit yusuke! Why are you so...charming!" she growled. "I'm charming? Really? Thank you, Yami..." I said as I smirked. My eyes suddenly widened. "I gotta get home before Mikan freaks the fuck out." I said as I started to walk home. "What! Dammit! At least say you love me!" she shouted after me. "Love you!" I said as I started running home.

"Where...The hell...Have you...BEEN!" shouted Mikan as she crossed her arms. "Oi...I was just taking a walk! Nothing more than that!" I said as I popped my knuckles. "Baka! I made dinner and everything! I know you come home late...but it's 1:00 in the morning...and it's a school night!" she yelled. "You know I don't usually need that much sleep. That's why I'm your older brother." I said..."Now...what's dinner?" I asked. "Same thing...ramen and fried rice with a boiled egg." she said. "Sounds like a hodgepodge." I said. "That's all we got!" she yelled.

After I ate dinner, I slowly walked up to my room and sat on my bed...looking over at a sleeping lala. I sighed. "Gotta keep you safe...you and everyone else." I said as I softly kissed her on the forehead, making a smirk play on her lips. The next day...I was at school...and of course...I was doing what I usually did...hung out in the library...in the corner, not to be bothered by any of the Dramatic shit. "Oi...yusuke-kun" said a voice. "Fuck off..." I said without looking up from my "Psychological Combat" book. "It's Yami." she said as she pulled my book down. "Oh...sorry." I said bashfully as I scratched the back of my head. "What's wrong?" I asked. "Rito...that's what's wrong." she said. 

As soon as I heard that, I was running down the halls of Sainan High...pushing people out of the way. "Hey! Yusuke!" said Saruyama, the spiky-haired perv, and I kicked him out of the way. "Move it!" I said as I continued running. "Rito yuuki!" yelled a cocky voice, as I ran toward a crowd. "Fuck!" I yelled as I busted through, and saw a black-haired kid with white highlights...he looked cocky as hell as he backed Rito toward a wall. "Yo! What the hell do you want with my brother!" I yelled as I pushed him away. "This doesn't concern you...human." he said, earning him a punch in the face. "I'm gonna ask again..." I said calmly, then irritably "What the hell...do you want...with my brother!" followed by a bit of growling...the kid replied. "You know Lala? Lala Deviluke?" he asked, rubbing his cheek.

He...said Lala? What the hell is this kid? Fuckin...basic ass obviously goofy ass human-looking alien looking ass. I mean...to start...why the fuck is he so cocky? You have red eyes and white highlights...and you think you're some kind of... cool-ass kid? "Who the hell are you?" I asked. "Name's Ren...don't you forget it...I've finally become manly enough for Lala!" he said triumphantly smiling. "And how did you do that? Testosterone overdoses?" I snapped, making him grimace. "You challenging me...human?" he asked. "Well...you could say that..." I said as I balled my fists. "Hmph...a showdown with a puny human..." said Ren as he popped his neck. "How exciting." I added sarcastically.

Obviously...we duked it out on the soccer field...kinda goofy to be honest. "You don't deserve her!" yelled Ren as he punched me in the face. "Neither do you!" I yelled...landing a roundhouse kick on his cheek. Teeth spewed out of his mouth. "Fuck...no! DAMMIT!" screamed Ren toothlessly. "Run on back to deviluke or wherever the hell you came from, and fuck off." I said, irritably. "I...I'll be back...I'll kill you..." he said, and he ran off.

"Hmm...who the hell was that guy?" I asked myself, as Yami landed gracefully next to me, shocking me. "Where the hell did you come from?" I asked. "Just popped in...what's up?" she asked. "Some guy named Ren...goofy ass guy...said he wanted to win Lala's affection." I shrugged my shoulders. "Perhaps...that's Ren Elsie Jewelria..." she pondered. "Elsie..." I snickered suddenly. "What? His family is very powerful...he also has a sister who he can transform into with a sne-" I interrupted Yami with my laughter. "He's not manly! He's fuckin 2 different people....AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" I rolled around on the ground...laughing...

*Timeskip...since I'm too damn lazy to add anything else here.*

Later that night...I was brushing my teeth, and once I got done...I headed to bed...lala hopped right in too. "Hey, princess...what's up." I said as I yawned. She looked at me with her cute, emerald eyes. "Yusuke-kun? Did Ren bother you today?" she asked. My eyes widened. "You know him or some shit?" I asked, cocking my head to the side. She nodded. "We used to play dress up...and he wanted to marry me when we were kids...and I told him...I said..."You'd have to be more manly for me to marry you." she sighed and lowered her head. "And...he's gonna try for your affections...huh? I see no problem with-" I was interrupted by a low humming noise from outside.

Blue light started to glow and then...the windows cracked..."Lala...get in the closet." I said and she obliged. I looked underneath the bed and pulled out my pistols. Out of the window smashed a silver-haired dude...he was wearing bronze armor, and had a knockoff lightsaber in his hands. "Have you been harboring...a princess?" he asked...as he pointed the sword at my throat. "Fuck..." I said to myself...