We Fucked Up! (2)

Forest, 17 miles east of the City

"...and do women there have sex with the kangaroo?"

"Jesus Christ!"

"WHAT, I just wanna know. Do they?"

"How the fuck would I know that you painted cunt? Do I look like a roo to ya, or do that rainbow sprinkled brain can't tell a difference?"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Rick yelled "All of you are here for a mission, would you please focus on that."

"Oh lighten up, It did nobody good being that uptight in the ass except for prisoners or was it unfortunate? Hmmm" Captain Boomerang said

"No it was unfortunate for them" a man in weird shiny helmet replied "The tighter the ass, more the demand"

Rick looked down at the fate he brought upon himself when he said yes to leading this team and sighed, he looked up to find a black visored helmet in front of his face, the helmet opened up to the most 'fed up and disappointed' face to ever exist.

"What the fuck have you brought me into?"

"I know, I know this isn't the most tactical lineu-"

"Oh you know, you know! You don't know shit, you don't know shit yeah, this is the most fucked up, headache inducing and pain in the arse team I have been in and I have sot in the arse four times, one of those times it actually went up the main hole so you don't get to talk about the lineup"

"Wha-"

"Looky who we have got here, yeah? We have got an army colonel, a manic pixie girl with ex-boyfriend issues-"

"Technically never a boyfriend, we never defined it, Sooooo......but I am working on it"

"Working on what?"

"The issue"

At this point everyone was looking towards them and Rick was looking towards the sky. 

"The issue of what? Getting back with your boyfriend or leaving him"

"Leaving Him"

"Good, I'm proud of ya. First step is always the thought"

Everybody except Rick who squatted looking down chimed in 

"Good job, Good job"

"I'm single"

"Thank you! It's just so hard you know, I followed him for so many years and yet he didn't look at me, even after doing three movies I still sometimes miss him you know. I even went to visit him you know, to say the goodbyes but he just vanished, so I just took it as a sign from god and left but got caught by the fat bitch with neck fetish"

"Neck Fetish?"

"You know obviously the bombs and she doesn't have a neck-"

"Guys! Can you please focus on the mission, we-"

"Your nasty ass cunt doesn't get to say anything. Where was I? Yes, we have got manic pixie dream girl who's overcoming her not ex-boyfriend, a Captain Australia over here, by the he walks he should have been put down under long ago-"

"YOU-" Captain Boomerang went to punch him but was stopped by a gold javelin wielded by Harley.

Bloodsport continued "An inferior me-" "You wanna go old man, cause I will beat an old man in public I don't care" "See, and I, the man who shot Superman. Am I missing someone?"

"Yes, Javelin wher-" Rick said as he and others realized that Javelin is missing, Rick immediately lifted his M4a1 forward, Bloodsport configured two handgun thingy and covered their six o'clock, Peacemaker pointed his longass handgun towards three o'clock, Captain Boomerang took out his boomerang but Harley didn't make move.

"He is alive atleast." Rick said

"Yeah and how would you know that?"

"Cause I would have been notified by now, you dumbfuck"

They looked around making sure there were no enemies when they all noticed that Harley was performing acrobatics with a golden javelin. They all pointed their weapons at Harley and Rick came forward and asked "Harley where did you get the javelin?"

"Oh the shadow gave it to me."

"What shadow?"

"The one that took that guy"

"Wait you knew about that?

"Duh what kind of teammate doesn't know if a teammate is missing?"

Rick facepalmed and asked "If you noticed then why didn't you tell us?" 

"Cause it said on the note not to till I feel like it."

"What note?"

"The note It gave me when it took the body"

"Okay and why didn't you feel like telling us?"

"Cause we didn't know each other, If I have to tell you something shouldn't we get to know each other better"

Bloodsport came forward and whispered in Rick's ears "Mark my words, that girl is gonna be death of us all"

Captain Boomerang Not so subtly told them "That lass is gonna kill us all"

"How rude! I wouldn't kill my teammates you know"

Rick fed with it all asked for the note and began to inspect it.

"Hey Fuckers! There are coordinates written here, We will likely be walking into a trap so wait here while I report back"

"What Ever"

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Sorry, I am a college student so I had to deal with something else.

Here is a small chapter, more like a filler. Tell me if I captured a part of the personality or not.

I'll try to post five chapters in a week, three chapters a done deal.

Tell me what do you think.