Bitch-sensei

(Ryoto's pov)

After returning to my seat, Kaede leaned towards my desk and whispered.

Kaede: "I didn't know you could speak another language."

Ryoto: "I am a man of many secrets and talents."

Kaede: "Yeah yeah, so what did you talk about with her?"

I think she starts getting used to my personality as she didn't react to my teasing and 'strange' behavior.

Ryoto: "Nothing much, just a bet."

Kaede: "A bet?"

Ryoto: "Yeah, she thinks that she can kill Koro-sensei, and I'm sure that she can't. That's all."

Kaede: "Does that mean that our new teacher is an assassin?"

Ryoto: "I'm sure of that."

After the class had ended, I was surrounded by my classmates.

Rio: "Hey, hey, what were you talking about with our new teacher!?"

Ryoto: "A bet."

I explained the same thing I said to Kaede a short time ago.

Karma: "It's getting interesting, doesn't it."

Ryoto: "It sure does."

Karma: "But you sure are full of surprises, knowing Russian and all."

Ryoto: "That's what I said to Kaede."

Karma: "So what do you plan to ask her when you win?"

Ryoto: "I don't know yet, so I'll just hold into this favor to use it later."

Karma: "Do you think that it can be used for our entert- I mean to help our assassination?"

Ryoto: "I'm sure it will."

Both of us showed an evil smile. At that time, Kaede whispered something to Rio.

Kaede: "Should we really let them spend so much time? I don't think it's good for Yuuki."

Rio: "Ryoto looks happy, so why not?"

After a short Q&A, we went outside to play assassination football. We play football as we try to shoot Koro-sensei with our pistols. Or at least we did until Irina decided to ask Koro-sensei for something.

Irina: "Koro-sensei! I heard from Karasuma-sensei that you're suuuuper fast on your feet?"

Koro-sensei scratched the back of his head with a stupid smile on his face.

Koro-sensei: "Well... I'm not really that fast."

Ryoto: "True, since he doesn't have legs. He is walking on tentacles."

My comment earned me a stink eye from Irina, but she didn't break her role.

Irina: "I have a favor to ask. Just once, I'd love to try drinking genuine Vietnamese coffee, so would you go buy some for me while I'm teaching English?"

Koro-sensei: "That is an easy request. I know of a nice shop in Vietnam after all."

He then quickly flew at Mach 20 to get a coffee.

I took a deep breath and yelled.

Ryoto: "SIMP!!!"

Everyone looked at me strangely.

Ryoto: "What?"

Kaede: "You know what, nothing."

Yuma: "...So, umm... Irina-sensei? Class is starting, so should we return to the classroom?

Irina took out her lighter and cigarette and started smoking it.

Irina: "Class? ...Oh, right. You are all free to do as you see fit. Also, could you stop being so familiar with me and calling me by my first name?"

She stated coldly.

Irina: "I have no intention of playing the part of a teacher except for when I'm in front of that octopus. Call me Jelavic-oneesama.

...

There was silence. No one knew how to respond. Everyone, of course, except Karma.

Karma: "...So, what now? Bitch-neesan."

Irina: "Don't shorten it!!!"

Karma: "We know that you're a professional killer but do you really think that you can kill him when the class can't kill him through their combined efforts?"

Irina: "As I've said to the boy over there..."

I waved my hand.

Ryoto: "Hey."

Irina: "...There's a difference between brats like you and grownups. I'll show you how the adults do."

She walked up to me, grabbed my head, and started french kissing me.

Kaede: "WHA-!!!"

She tried to dominate my mouth with her tongue. She was good, but not only I was hard to seduce, but I also had a lot of experience in that area, so I fought back.

10 HIT... 20 HIT... 30 HIT... 40 HIT... 50 HIT...

I didn't let her win. I had bigger lungs capacity, so if I held on a bit longer, I would win, but her pride didn't allow her to surrender. She tried a lot of tricks during our kiss. She even suddenly grabbed my butt. I answered in kind, of course.

Neither of us wanted to yield, so I cheated a bit, moved my hand to get water from the atmosphere, and directed it up her skirt.

Irina: "AYIEE!!!"

She separated from me, feeling cold water under her clothes. I wiped away salvia from my mouth.

Ryoto: "What? Had enough already? If you can't beat a middle school student, how do you plan to kill Koro-sensei? Hmm, ~?"

Irina: "...I'll remember that, brat."

She walked away angry while stomping with every step.

I felt somehow proud, being able to beat her at her own game.

I turned to Kaede, covering her eyes with her hands but still looked through the gap between the fingers. Karma had a smirk with a phone, taking photos, Rio, like Karma, had a smirk, but I could notice a slight blush and the rest of the class.

Ryoto: "Why are you taking photos, Karma?"

Karma: "I feel like I'll have use for it later."

I smirked inwardly.

'Good luck using this in another universe.'

Karen: "You just set up a flag."

'It would be a possibility if not for circumstances. I mean, come on. Do you know how unlikely it is to happen? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.'

Karen: "You are just tempting fate at this point."

I shrugged my shoulders, not overthinking about it.

Wait, does it count as cheating? She was the one to kiss me, but I could easily dodge it. I just wanted to beat her at her own game.

(Irina's pov)

I started biting my nail.

This closed-eye brat, Ryoto Yuuki. I didn't expect a middle schooler to be this experienced. He knew what he was doing with his tongue, but he wouldn't usually beat me. He just lasted longer, that's all. At most, it was a tie. But why did I feel wet under my skirt? I know for sure that it wasn't from my arousal.

Weird.

I continued planning how to kill that octopus with the group I hired. Not only I'll get the money, but I will also get revenge against that punk. I'll succeed and show the difference between children and pros.

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