The Banana Bus

After that little surprise back there, the entire crew were all inside the underground tunnel where the famous Banana Bus drove with our idiotic heroes as they started to travel towards the Kingdom of Floral without any terrains and geographical problems like trees, mountains, rivers and shit.

But their little role didn't stop there.

"YEAHHH!! Special delivery, one giant yellow and green banana!" Wildcat shouted over the speakers as the Vanoss crew cheered. "Here it comes, a partially wet banana!" Wildcat shouted as he made a sharp turn around a corner on the tunnel. 

"Everybody's on the banana bus!" Vanoss said. 

"This fucking bus is so ugly and long..." Delirious said, causing the rest of the boys to look at him and laugh.

"LIKE MY BALLS!" Nogla added and laughed out loud at his own joke.

The bus suddenly screeched to a halt. "Like your balls? Your balls are long and ugly?" Vanoss asked, looking at him questioningly. 

Before anybody had enough time to think about it any further, Wildcat accidentally shot twice while playing with a gun. "I didn't mean to shoot!" He said, shoving the gun out of sight. 

"PIGGY HAS A GUN! PIGGY HAS A GUN! EVERYBODY PANIC!" Vanoss screamed alongside everyone.

"Hey you listen back there! Why don't you just go fuck yourself!? Why don't you just go fuck yourself, huh!? Shut the fuck up!!" Wildcat shoots back and flips the owl boy off.

"Ahhh! He's giving me the finger, help me!"

"Shut the fuck up or else I will stick this skinny pig dick right at your rectum!" Wildcat said, which caused his friends to laugh more. "You ain't gonna like it as I wear my mask while I do it." He laughed maniacally and began to oink like a pig.

Moo chuckled, "What's wrong with you today, man?" He asked.

"I'm gonna tell you that I've been drinking a little bit, so hope you enjoy the fucking ride." Wildcat answered with a drunk expression as he took out a beer and gulped the whole thing, everyone saw this and began to laugh.

"I can tell considering your hands aren't even on the wheel!" Vanoss pointed out, causing Moo to laugh even more at the sight of Wildcat driving without even holding the wheel.

(Time Skip, brought to you by the Banana Bus Squad doing the gmod default dance in front of the T-pose Male 07)

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– 21 Hours Later –

"And here we arrive on the surface!"

Right now, they are at the end of the tunnel which is a path towards the surface as our loveable idiotic characters are in the open field grass.

"Man, 20 hours in the darkness, I never knew I would miss this scenery." Marcel said, looking at the beautiful atmosphere outside the bus.

[It was that moment where I realized... I was on the wrong bus.] Vanoss said as he narrates in a first person point of view, his words just caused a large laughter inside the bus.

Wildcat decided to add, [It was said that the bus was inhabited by creatures from Men in Black.]

[This is the bus of the future.] Vanoss continued.

[Where nobody has to pay attention to the road while playing tartarus] Wildcat added while playing tartarus in his phone, [It just drives and never crashes...]

Bam!

All of a sudden, while Wildcat didn't pay attention, he suddenly ran over a large magical beast with the bus, causing the creature to scream in pain before dying at the next second.

"..."

Everyone was silent, their eyes widened at the sight of a suffering peaceful and friendly animal dying, Moo covered his mouth with his hand, while Delirious slowly pulls out a camera and took a picture of it.

"....welcome to the future." Vanoss calmly finished his and Wildcat's sentences, causing the guys to laugh and chuckle, already forgetting the fact that they just killed one of the continent's most lovable creatures.

Wildcat laughed in the driver seat and was about to continue to move the vehicle, only to realize it had run out of gas.

"Shit." Wildcat cursed, he looked back at the boys and announced, "Alright guys, so... the bus is out of gas and we need to flintstone this bitch go again." He said as Vanoss, Delirious, Nogla laughed in the background. "So you guys gonna start pedaling, then we gotta move again."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Okay..." He raised his hand, "...ready everybody?"

"Alright! I am ready!" Vanoss is the first one to yell.

"Let's go!" Terroriser followed.

"We are ready!" Delirious shouted.

"In 3. 2. 1... LET OFF!"

[GIF]

"""🎶Bado-bado-banana bus! bado-bado-banana bus! bado-bado-banana bus! bado-bado-banana bus!🎶"""

"IT'S WORKING! WOOOOOO!"

"Yeahhhhh!"

"Where we goin', we need no roads!" Delirious shouted excitedly.

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Silence...

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"Hey Marcel, are we there yet?" Nogla asked boredly after their little role before they got bored of the driving.

"Let me check the map..." Basically pulls out a map, "Hmm... I think we are close just up ahead, and... oh no."

Hearing Marcel's anxious voice, Vanoss turned to him and asked, "What? What is it? What's 'Oh no'?"

Ignoring Vanoss' question, he stood up from his seat and shouted at the driver, "WILDCAT! STOP THE BUS!!"

In the driver seat, you could see Wildcat drive the bus... sleeping and snoring loudly.

"Fuck! Why did he sleep!?"

"Because he was drunk." Moo answered and asked in confusion, "Why are you panicking?"

"Because just up ahead is a fucking cli-" Basically was about to explain to Moo and the rest, but he was cut off...

And it was too late.

*Music Play — We are the Champion - Queens*

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Video Play: Car Jumps off cliff

Link: https://youtu.be/BdAPj5snkwk

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🎶We are the champion, my friends  and we'll keep on fighting, 'till the en-

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The music was cut off quickly by the screams of horrifying dumbasses as the bus they rode on fell thousands of feet from ground.

"HOLY SHIT! WHERE ARE WE GOING!? HOLY CRAP!!" Vanoss screamed as he hold the metal bars of the bus tightly.

Meanwhile, Wildcat keeps snoring till his eyes open slightly, "....Eh? What happe-... WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!"

By the time Wildcat opened his eyes, he realize they were falling from the cliff. Fear struck him as he well knew if they die outside the island, they are already dead.

"Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We are going down! WE ARE GOING DOWN!!"

"Shit, pull up! Pull up! Pull up!!" The masked man continued to say it so fast that you'll mistake him saying 'Chipotle! Potle! Potle!!'.

"Brace yourselves boys!!" Nogla shouted.

"AHHHHHH!!!"

BAM!!

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Slightly opening his eyes, Vanoss notices he survives, he looks around and notices his friends also survive.

Except...

The Banana Bus.

(RIP Banana Bus Q_Q)

'I woke up several hours later in a daze.... I realize I was still on the wrong bus.' Vanoss thought. Even experience a dangerous bus crash, he still narrates himself in a first person point of view.

"Oh god, what happened?" Moo asked, rubbing his head, feeling a little dizzy.

Beside him, Basically answered angrily, "We fell off the cliff because Wildcat got drunk!"

"Hey! It's Evan's fault for trying to repeat the roles like we did back then!" Wildcat pointed to the owl man.

"Come on! Does anybody want to know the memories we have back then? The good old days!"

Behind them, Terroriser stood up from his seat, feeling a little bit sickened, "Oh mother of the Holy Mary of Joshy, that's a very atrocious experience 🤢 blurrghhh!"

"Guys, we all live, so it doesn't matter right now. What matters is where the hell were at right now.

"Yeah, I agree with Brock. Our question is... where the hell are we?" Delirious deliberately asked, saying it dramatically.

"To be completely honest with you, we have absolutely no idea." Marcel said as he looked outside through the bus window and then saw a giant wall, probably at 25-30 meters tall at the distance.

"I think we're in South America." Wildcat said, chuckling.

"Nope, I think we know where we're at."

"?" Everyone looked at the black member of their team in confusion.

Looking at his friends, smiling, he said, "Boys, our field trip has finally reached our destination."

"Alright!" Standing up like an energetic animal, Wildcat said excitedly, "This is where the trip ends, ladies and gentlemen. Now I like to you all tO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUS, FAGGOTS!" He pointed to the door and 'politely' asked the passengers to get out. He then looked at the destroyed bus in sadness.

'And that is how the Banana Bus went down in history... again.'