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The Undying Mecha Emperor

The Strongest Magic meets the Mightiest Mecha. I have stolen Golden Mechas from the deepest vaults of the most tightly guarded fortresses in the world. I have personally destroyed more armies than the top three superpowers have in the span of the Absolute War - combined. I burned down the terrorist megacity of Habon. I was expelled from the Union of Heroes at a younger age than people are allowed in. I have talked to Ancient Gods, loved women, and devoured mechas that would make superpowers cringe in fear. I have faced demons head on in moonless nights others fear to speak of during the day. I am deified in a thousand cultures, and labelled as the devil incarnate in the rest. I am the Mecha Emperor. You may have heard of me. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Excerpt from Chapter 1 This is where it all began. A junkyard. Oh no, this isn't your clean, mechas-only junkyard that was the 'starting point' of many mecha geniuses out there. I have seen and heard my share of rags-to-riches stories, and many of them claimed that they had started from 'junkyards' and slowly grew to be where they were right now. From Zero to Hero, they declared. You can do it too, they said. As long as you work hard, everything is possible, they claimed. I call bullshit. Life doesn't work like that. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Hi guys, thanks for dropping by. This novel is participating in WSA 2022. I will do my very best to write a highly entertaining and deeply immersive story for all of you to enjoy. Please support me! Thank you very much :) FAQs 1. Harem? No. 2. Rape? No. 3. NTR? No. 4. School arc? Yes. 5. Power up speed? Exhilarating. 6. GOT style deaths? Hell no. Btw, come join my discord server :) https://discord.gg/MN4xNRARzF

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Food

Okay fine, Takoyaki is pushing it a little.

I apologize to all of you who know how the Demon Emperor looked like. Associating the fabulously delicious Takoyaki with such a horrendously ugly eyesore is probably a sin.

I mean, yes, the Demon Emperor had tentacles just like an octopus, and eight of them too. Well, sixteen if you count the arms… He looked like two octopuses conjoined together on the head. Double dose Takoyaki of some sort. Double Demon Takoyaki? Double Headed Takoyaki?

Anyway, let's not put Takoyakis and the Demon Emperor together in the same breath anymore.

Suffice to say that I was no longer turned off by the Demon Emperor's ugliness. Greed probably shone out of my eyes in bright golden rays of pure light at that moment.

"Hey you Takoyaki!" I shouted at the Demon Emperor, all of my anger slowly drowned out in my brand new blossoming of greed in my heart. "You lowlife octopus! Come here to your daddy and let me fix your disgusting-"

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