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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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Skegness' Existence

After that massive battle, Chernobyl was left in ruins due to the immense pressure of the genius gang's deployment of suck on suckurmum.co.uk and the jenius jang was sad seeing this. Chernobyl was such a beautiful place and now it's in ruins.

They metamorphosised into eggs and liked to dice onions but that's ok. They then summoned the Succ Trucc and filled it up with the sket essence fanny danny had left behind to power it up and did some epic donuts through space and time cool!

Previously, due to the many exchanges that had occured during the Chernobyl battle, the fabric of Chernobyl had actually begun to weaken turning it into an unstable place. It could collapse any moment and the genius gang felt that rather than driving their way back to the canteen's outer skirts, they would instead go through the fabric of soace akin to a needle going through clothes and pop out the other end.

"hmm yes" bathtub boy coated the front of the Succ Trucc with butter to make it slip through and Jos cot gasp come say "abul babul that not great, butter is only good to masturb" reec played his stylophone too loudly and a powerful pressure fell upon the Succ Trucc.

"oh no" reec became double glazing windows this was a pressure that the genius gang had never felt before, it seemed that slipping through the fabric of Chernobyl had actually resulted in them going through the universe's dimensions themselves, allowing them to pass into a higher dimension.

bathtub boy became a triangle he became a pyramid and loves wheelie bins come say "it seems that the waves of the stylophone has altered our path meaning that we have crossed into the domain of a god" which caused Jos cot to become a can of pineapples.

the genius gang looked out the windows and noticed that they were being quickly educated on geography and closed their eyes to keep the knowledge out. beyond the geography revision guides was a sea of darkness that not even the genius gang could fill up with milk. could this be the domain of mr gloybraith??

bathtub boy loves the squirty mechanism of handwash he pressed it many times to lubricate the fabric of space and time and turned the Succ trucc's wheel to slip through the fabric once more, allowing them to, rather than fall deeper into this domain, slip back into the earthly realm.

they arrived in Tesco express and began to suffocate because of the dense Nigeria within the realm Jos cot quickly bought ten tones of salmon and became stinky. Knowing that trying to escape from Jos cots salmon was futile, it was then that they got out the revision guides that they had obtained from the geography dimension and began to educate themselves on colonoscopy.

"wooww" what profound knowledge this was, bathtub boy was so impressed that he wasn't impressed at all and reec is curry!!

the wenius Wang got into the Succ Trucc with their new geography knowledge and headed to the nearest coast subjected to erosion. s k e g n e s s.

perhaps there, they would find the path to going back to the earthly realm.