Meeting Haku

After appearing behind Naruto. I noticed Haku barely before I had to duck below a punch.

Once Naruto realized it was me he put a hand to his chest and took a deep breathe

"Memma how many times do I have to tell you not to SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!" Naruto snapped.

Memma shrugged "to many uncountable times"

He looked at Naruto and grasp his shoulders"Are you alright?"

He nodded "I'll be fine."

Memma glanced at haku before glancing back at him

Naruto eyes widened as if he had just forgot something. "oh right I forgot to introduce you"

Naruto geustured towards haku

"Memma This is haku, Haku this Is Memma."

Memma studdied Haku intesely causing Haku to tense and feel nervous before glancing back at Naruto

"My little brother has a girlfriend? I am so proud!"

seeing his reaction Naruto's. and hakus face goes red

"Baka Oni-san!" Naruto screams red faced. "she's just a friend dattebayo!"

"I am actually a a boy"

this freezes the both of them as they both slowly turned to her wide eyed

Memma reaches towards her shirt at lightning fast speeds and lifts her shirt up showing her topless glory to the world. Naruto stares wide eyes unable to believe that I actually did that.

Haku was fuming. Her face discovered another shade of crimson.

I knew it That face was to damn pretty for her to be

"YOU PERVERT!!!"

"SMACK!!!