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The Most Incompetent Person In This World

Sir_Smurf2 · Kỳ huyễn
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Beginning of The Revenge

Well, I guess my first action has been decided.

To begin with, my gift is [The Most Incompetent in This World].

Although I might've gotten conceited just a moment ago for being a

powerful warrior who cleared the dungeon, after getting back the memories

of the fifteen-year-old Kai Heineman, doubts about my power have

appeared in my heart.

Most importantly, there is no way I'm the strongest swordsman in the world

just because I won against an image I created in my delusion. I'm just a

frog in the well. Being careless here might cost me my life, so I have to act

really carefully from now on.

Now, I even think that the dungeon called [Gods' Ordeal] was in fact not

as difficult to clear as its name implied. I mean, even an incompetent like

me cleared it, albeit in a really, really long time. That's right! It might be the

easiest dungeon in existence.

Yeah! This world wouldn't be as half-hearted as that dungeon. The fourth

demon king, the hero, and dragons, terrifying beings are everywhere in this

world. Before I received the memories of the fifteen-year-old Kai, I

would've jumped the gun to challenge these beings. However, now, I've

thought of holding back. I mean, wouldn't the hundred-thousand-year-old

me look like a creep for having a craving for a death battle? Nonono!

Someone like that definitely has a few screws loose in his head! The biggest

creep in the world! Unfortunately, in the end, that someone is me. [TL: At

this point, let's say that the 15-yr-old Kai is Kai A, and 100k-yr-old Kai is

Kai B. After completing Gods' Ordeal, their memories fused, resulting in

Kai C, the current self of MC.]

Anyhow, let's act really carefully. It's better if I hold back from carelessly

summoning the monsters of the subjugation picture book without

confirming our safety first. Faf is barely qualified. As for Fen and Kyuubi,

they still lack experience, but want to act with me. Never mind, let's put a

strict order for them to live inside the subjugation picture book for the time

being.

Which brings me back to the main topic: What should I do from now on?

Should I get my hunter qualification and start a journey around the world as

soon as possible?

No, let's save that for later. I have to save myself from this predicament

first. I mean, the three(?) of us have been surrounded by beasts right now.

「You can't escape anymore. Well, I can guess from a glance that you're

just a small fry. To be honest, I was really surprised when that mist

suddenly engulf you.」

A red-haired man clad in a black robe came out of the trees and shrubs.

Eh? He looks like a small fry! According to the fifteen-year-old Kai

Heineman's memories, he should be fairly powerful. But well, let's find out

the truth with real combat.

「Uhm? Is that your comrade? Although she's rather young, she's a fine

girl. She will be popular amongst those perverts who love little girls. Slave

dealers will buy her at a sky-high price.」

The red-haired man looked at Fafnir with undisguised lust.

「Master, Faf wants to kill this bast*rd, nodesu!」

Faf frankly spoke without even trying to hide her disgust toward the redhaired man.

「Wait, please stop! I still have some questions for him.」

I brushed Faf's head like usual to calm her anger.

If my memories serve me right, this man should be involved in some sort of

plan. I have to find out what kind of a plan it is. Moreover, after spending

the longest time with her, Faf is akin to my family. I have to protect her from

any possible danger.

「Then, shall I do it? I'm gonna remind this conceited human of his place.

Eh? Worry not! It's okay as long as he's alive, right?」

The Chicken Majin, Astaroth, stepped forward as he wore a skin-fit white

glove in his hands. Stop doing such reckless things even though you're the

weakest amongst us, Chicken Majin.

「No, let me handle him. I'm also curious about how far I can go against

him.」

「Master, are you seriously saying that you want to know how far you can

go against him. Against this small fry?」

Astaroth turned around and asked me with a face as if he had just seen the

most wondrous creature.

What a rude fella! But still, he said that the red-haired man is a small fry

huh. As I thought about it, I also realized that I couldn't even feel any

semblance of a threat or menace, like the one I felt from the monsters in

that dungeon. Well, I have noticed that my judgment of strong enemies has

been dulled lately.

I mean, for the sake of improving my status, I constantly trained while

sealing my abilities with [Glove of Sealing God]. I never canceled its

effect for tens of thousands of years. It could be the reason my judgment of

an enemy's strength was dulled. I mean, I do realize that compared to

before I entered the dungeon, it feels like this man's abilities are lower than

before. Naturally, that's just a vague judgment based on my intuition. In

reality, the red-haired man was weak. He was so weak that even comparing

him to the weakest bug in the dungeon would be shaming the bug.

Still, even though he wasn't a monster, I lacked confidence in engaging in a

battle against him. I mean, this would be my first time fighting a human in

more than a hundred thousand years. I honestly had no idea what kind of

trump cards he held in his sleeve.

Anyhow, he might be weak, but let's not underestimate him. Time to go all

out.

Thus, I took out [Raikiri] from the item box and unsheathed it from its

scabbard.

「Do you even understand your current situation!? Or have you lost your

sanity due to fear?」

More than 40 black panthers had surrounded us. From my memory before I

entered the dungeon, I remember that my situation had been desperate. Yet

now, they look like adorable kittens to me. Whatever! Let's do a small test

for now.

「[True Commandement Sword Art: One Sword Style], 1st Form—

Deadline!」

This was the basic sword art I was most familiar with.

As soon as I said those words, a line ran through the black panthers. In just

a moment, they turned into minced meat and fell on the ground.

「Eh?」

The red-haired man's eyes opened wide. He dumbfoundedly stared at the

black panthers, who had just turned into minced meat.

Astaroth was right! They were small fries. However, carelessness could cost

our lives. I mean, I just realized how careless the fifteen-year-old me was

before I entered that dungeon.

「Well then, spit out your plan. What are you trying to do in this place?」

I had a complete collection of torture books amongst my book collection.

However, Faf always wanted to read the books I read, so I had put a hold on

reading those books. That was the only way to prevent any strange

knowledge from entering Faf's head. I realized now I might have to read

that book later.

Anyhow, I might be lacking the knowledge about torture, but I knew that

the red-haired man would spit out the information as long as I toyed with

him. I mean, look, I had a few recovery measures. Although [Panacea]

was a personal skill of mine, I had numerous super-efficient healing potions

that I found in the dungeon. Yes, various portions of all kinds.

「S-STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU MONSTER!!!」

The red-haired man unsheathed his dagger and swung it toward me with his

trembling hands. However, I struck his arms with the blunt side of

[Raikiri].

The red-haired man's agonizing scream resounded in the area. My strike

broke the bones of his arms, bent them to abnormal angles, and pierced his

skin. That scream became the signal of the beginning of my crossexamination.