Chapter 33

Well, good news for you guys, my arm is still fractured, but I barely feel any pain, so I will begin to start to read and reply to chapter comments the best I can, starting from this chapter. Anyways, do you guys have any ideas about powers that the MC could have? Cause I already got 10 ideas. Drop a comment on this chapter, and Ill see if I could add it or not. Also, I am thinking of changing the MC name in the third world to "Frey" since I have some plans for future stories. Hey, fun fact, did you know that my other trash story, The Ultimate Transmigration, has about 90,000 words, which is enough to count as a literal novel? Who knew! Definitely not me! Anyways, I'm tired as I'm writing this AN, so goodnight, or good day to those who are in different time zones. Also, can someone please tell me how to get the scheduled time for the chapters to come function to work? Cause I really don't know, and want to know. (I haven't reached the third world yet, still in the second.)

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*3rd pov*

[So, you've had your Ramen, I've explained the basic history to you, so what do you want to do now?] questioned Alex

[Isshiki.] she said

[Hmm.. alright. Just give me a sec.] said Alex. He opened up his map and using it, he found Jigen's base.

[Alright, grab onto me.] said Alex. Kaguya grabbed his shoulder, and they appeared in a laboratory. There, there was Jigen in a testing area. Many cylinder-like objects were there, each containing a green liquid, and inside, was a child. Of course, they were all different. Kaguya reveals her presence, making Jigen immediately try to kill them.

[Who are you?] questioned Jigen after sensing that the presences moved in front of him. He stared in disbelief for a few moments before resuming is original state.

[To think you tricked me with this faulty clone. If she was real, then she would have much more Chakra.] said Jigen. He fired a lava beam, but it wasn't Chakra based. It was normal, making it not absorbable. However, that didn't stop Alex as he simply stored it into his inventory.

[Thats because she doesn't have the Juubi in her.] said Alex

[Take the lead.] added Alex. She nodded and put her hand to the side. A Time-Space rift appeared, and she grabbed Jigen. He was pulled into the acid dimension, however, that acid was chakra based, so it was quickly absorbed with the Kama seal.

[Kaguya, take him to the gravity place.] said Alex. Kaguya nodded and pulled him into the gravity dimension. The both of them appear and get strained with the Gravity. Alex was hunched over, however, Kaguya was just barely not face planted. She was on her hands and knees, but Jigen was full-on face planted.

[All-Killing ash bone.] declared Alex while shooting a bone at Jigen. It hits his arm and disintegrates it. The arm that had the Kama seal, that is. He was able to stop the disintegration thanks to his Kama seal, but that was the last time he could do that.

[I weakened him, so you can finish him.] said Alex. Kaguya nodded and killed him with an "All-Killing ash bone". Using a unique seal, Alex absorbed all his Chakra before he could die. Jigen had a Chakra of 900 Billion, which is good, to say the least. But not compared to Alex's 54 trillion.

[Alright, let's go back. Those children are a lost cause, though. I'll put them to an end.] said Alex while appearing back. He killed all the children with the All-Killing ash bone and then killed all the Kara members.

[Alright, that's one less threat to deal with.] said Alex while teleporting himself and Kaguya outside the facility.

'I wonder why I haven't used this flame. Like, at all.' Thought Alex

[Samadhi Flames.] said Alex. The Samadhi Flames is a flame that is produced by Kashin Koji, who is a biological clone of Jiraiya. The Samadhi Flames are said to be on par with even Amaterasu, as they too cannot be extinguished by water, and are also called the "Flames of Purgatory". They beat Amaterasu in some aspects, but also lose to Amaterasu flames in some parts. For example, the Samadhi Flames burn targets relatively quicker than Amaterasu, so people that have a greater healing factor would be useless against this, unlike Amaterasu, where it would take a long time to burn the target. Either way, these flames could be said to be at the same level.

[Alright, let's go back to the village.] said Alex while touching Kaguya's shoulder for a second. They appeared back in Alex's room, where Sasuke was once again on his rope, with Naruto next to him.

[Hoo?? You are doing this again?] questioned Alex

[However, you have made one fatal mistake..] said Alex while looking down.

[Killer Queen has already touched that rope.] said Alex while lifting his head

[N-Nani!! You already have Killer Queen?!?!] screamed out Naruto and Sasuke in unison. They were charging their hand to touch the bed.

[Too late.] said Alex.

*Boom*

[Alright, fine. I'll do this.] said Alex while swinging his hands in the air. An air barrier appears. It was invisible, of course.

[If you come into this barrier with intentions of touching my bed, you will be teleported straight into a woman's bath. If you come into this barrier with the intention of not touching my bed, then you will be fine. Ah, I set it so that you will automatically be naked when you are teleported.] said Alex

[This is your last and final chance.] said Alex with cold eyes. They were huddled into Itachi's bed.

[What's going on here?] questioned Itachi. He suddenly appeared.

[They are trying to get into my bed.] said Alex

[No, I mean, who is that?] questioned Itachi while taking off his mask. Kaguya was stunned.

[This? Erm.. she is.. A woman who was kidnapped.. Kidnapped.. Yes.] said Alex

[.. Alright.] said Itachi. He walked to his bed, grabbed Naruto and Sasuke, and threw them out the open window.

[Next time, throw them onto my bed. As soon as they have the intention of staying on my bed, they will be teleported into a woman's bathtub. Naked, of course.] said Alex, worrying Itachi

[And no, it doesn't apply to you.] said Alex. Itachi sighed in relief.

[Well, let's get you a room. You cant stay in the Uchiha compound, even though you are the predecessor of the Uchiha.] said Alex, whispering the last part. Kaguya nodded, and the two teleported into the Hokage's office.

[Oi, old man. Are you peeping at the girl's bathroom again?] questioned Alex as he looked into the crystal ball. Hiruzen quickly hides it.

[You know, it doesn't matter if you try to hide it. The Anbu will still see it. Now its scarred into their brain. Anyways, I need a room for her.] said Alex while presenting Kaguya

[Who is she? Ohhh, I get it..] said Hiruzen with a perverted smile

[Shut up. I just got her from some bandits. And since she can't live in the Uchiha compound, and I would be too bothered to get an apartment, I decided to just ask you.] said Alex

[*Sigh, I thought you were going to graduate virginity.] said Hiruzen. The Anbu's in the room gave a very tiny chuckle.

[And when did you rescue people?] he questioned

[There were special circumstances, plus I owed her. Now stop changing the subject of you defiling young women with your eyes and give me a house.] said Alex with a grabbing motion.

[*Sigh, fine. Your lucky that I was going to rest in this house today. I guess I can't escape my wife today..] said Hiruzen while handing a pair of keys. Hiruzen tells the details of the place, and soon after, Kaguya and Alex teleport away into the house. It had the sent of... Sem**. Alex immediately teleported back to the Hokage's office and punched Hiruzen through the window.

[Yeah, give me a house which you use to masturbate, why don't ya?] questioned Alex. He stopped the flying Hiruzen with his Kinetic control and then started to jump from place to place until he was in front of the frozen Hiruzen. Alex opened his mouth, dropped the keys, and forced him to swallow it.

[You might want to get some help with that.] said Alex while teleporting to Kaguya and then teleporting to his room. Again.

[Alright, I guess I'll just have to make an excuse..] said Alex. He walked into the living room with Kaguya, which confused the family.

[Who is she?] questioned Fugaku

[She is a person I owe a favor to, so do you mind if she stayed here today?] questioned Alex

[.. I guess it's fine.. BUT!! There is one condition!] said Mikoto

[You have to let me do your hair!] screamed out Mikoto in a high pitched voice. Because of not needing to use the bathroom, she doesn't produce hygiene, meaning she doesn't have bad hair. Kaguya's hair is as silky as can be and is not adjusted to any hairstyle. Alex looks at Kaguya, who nods in understanding.

[Alright, Kaguya, this is my parents, Fugaku and Mikoto. Like you were introduced before, that is Naruto and Sasuke, and that is my twin older brother, Itachi.] said Alex. She nodded again

[And this is Kaguya. Do you have a room she can use?] questioned Alex

[Mmm. I'll just get Fugaku to sleep on the couch again.] said Mikoto

[You what?!?!] questioned Fugaku

[You agree, right?] questioned Mikoto with an angelic smile, yet a demonic smile. Fugaku's heart had softened over the years, and now he is the prisoner of his wife, Mikoto.

[Thank you.] said Kaguya. It was a surprise at how her voice sounded. At least to Mikoto, Fugaku, and Itachi.

[What a wonderful voice!] said Mikoto with excitement. She quickly gobbled her food and then pushed Kaguya to her room.

'Just endure it. Killing is obviously off-limits.' Said Alex telepathically with a Jutsu.

'Alright.' She said. She seemed to know a telepathic technique as well. Obviously, it's not a Jutsu. The reason why Kaguya wasn't accused of her Byakugan or Rinne-Sharingan is because it simply wasn't there. Kaguya had normal eyes and a normal forehead. With a Genjutsu, of course.

[Ah, she has a special constitution, so she doesn't need to eat, drink, or use the bathroom in any way.] said Alex while sitting down on his seat.

[You betrayed me..] said Fugaku while clutching his heart

[.. Sucks to suck, don't it.] said Alex. Naruto and Sasuke's mouth-full of rice busted open with laughter

[Thats a line I haven't heard yet!! Hahaha!!] said Naruto

[Ah, wait, your heart is hurting, right?] questioned Alex. He came to Fugaku and put his hand on top of his heart. A faint green glow appeared.

[Hippity-Hoppity Bippity be, I don't have a medical degree.] said Alex. The blood circulation in Fugaku suddenly became much smoother

(A/N: I do not own this line, unfortunately. This is from IAW abridged, or In Another World with my smartphone abridged, episode 1, 11:34, and made by Yusho Productions. But it might of have been funny to some of you.)

[PFFTTT HAHAHAHA!! OH MY GOD, IM DYING!!] screamed out Naruto. Sasuke was also laughing, but not as hard. As for Itachi, he had a few chuckles before continuing his eating.

'At least I got a few laughs..'

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{Status}

Name : Alex Uchiha

Age : 18

Race(s) : Immortal Vampire

Bloodline(s) : Uchiha (Eternal), Hyuga (Byakugan), Kurama, CAWT, Sage Attraction, Joestar, Pillarmen, Aractive

Stand(s) : Killer Queen, Kraft Work

God Chakra : 54,000,000,000,000

God Mana : 27,000,000,000,000

God Ki : 27,000,000,000,000

Kurama Chakra : 9,000,000,000,000

Technique(s) : 2,857,059

Truth Seeker Ball(s) : 10

Affinity : All

STR : 10,859,236,726,583

DEF : 9,857,271,975,292

AGI : 23,857,382,395,948

Will Power : 10,000,000,000 (Effects of the Joestar bloodline.)

(New!) Stolen Chakra:

1.6 Trillion Chakra - Kara Members

Total - 1.6 Trillion Chakra

SP : 622,604,904,839 (622 Billion)