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The Many Worlds Are Screwed.

(I don't own anything.) The many worlds are screwed now that I, a fan of all things anime. Have been reborn in the anime multiverse with a system. Starting world is re:Zero. Then A short interlude at worm. Then. Naruto.

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Interesting.

With my new Body cultivation I was able to notice that the only person in the room weaker than I was, was the damn guy outside the bars who was asking for my name, I guess I have to abandon my last name...

Thinking on it, I notice something strange. My last name... SHIT! I can't remember it beyond the first two letters, nor can I remember anything before I left the house to grab my vacuum fan- what the hell?!

[Message Received from the almighty Lin fan:

"Hey, Kid, I took your last name and retroactively burned your existence in your last world for your own protection, True names are bad to give out to anyone, so I certainly won't be risking my successor. As a Gift and an apology for making it so that you only exist here and never where you were from, Here are two skills.]

[Gained Water Streaming Rock Smashing Fist]

[Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist is an Upper Heaven Grade Fist Technique and is Level-1]

[Gained Stepping On The Crescent Moon]

[Stepping on the Crescent Moon is is an Upper Heaven Grade Movement Art and is Level-1]

I frown, but there is no room to rage, or question an omnipotent being who can erase me with a thought. I used to think Lin Fan was a cool guy, but-- ugh, whatever.

I exit my internal monologue to notice I am filthy from my breakthroughs, so I pray to the almighty Lin Fan.

[Fine. Here's one more, since I don't see you getting a bath any time soon.]

[Gained Passive ability Forever-Clean Rank 99 Level 100]

[Passive Ability: Forever-Clean is a High Grade Supreme Godly Technique, you will forever be clean and anyone who thinks that you were ever dirty will forget it up To Multiverse-Class-99 Beings. Known Beings of such caliber are Lin Fan and- CLASSIFIED.]

I dismiss the message because there are Millions of entries and it fills my vision, and I don't feel like reading The word Classified over a million times.

I grin happily as all the garbage and stank from Breaking through disappears.

I sit down and begin Cycling Titanium Grade Demon Body, but it's incredibly slow. I only made two minor Breakthroughs in body cultivation. But cycling it normally made it evolve.

[You Have advanced to Pre-celestial Upper Level Rank 2 ]

[You Have advanced to Pre-celestial Upper Level Rank 3 ]

[Titanium Grade Demon Body has Leveled up to the 11th Grade and is evolving.]

[Titanium Grade Demon Body, has become Eternal Demon Body and has Leveled up to the 2nd Grade.]

And then It started going up fast.

[You Have advanced to Pre-celestial Upper Level Rank 4-5-6-7-8 and 9.]

[You have reached Full Completion of Pre-Celestial Body Cultivation.]

[Initiate breakthrough?]

Apparently Each class of Pre-Celestial has 9 Ranks, and Getting Hit by a stronger opponent makes it go super fast. I shrug, and continue cultivating. But I am forced out of my meditation, in about 9 hours, when the caravan halts.

[breakthrough interrupted.]

A blue haired Girl is tossed in and I recognize her immediately.

Holy shit that's Rem, How the hell did this happen? Her hair isn't long and she looks Like she's from arc-1.

My future knowledge is useless now. Probably always has been. Several men walk up to her, with hunger in their eyes. I stand up, knowing whats coming, and break my bonds again, standing in front of them. "You try anything and I break all of you." All of them are weaker than me. By alot. "Stay out of this white-Ass-Knight Bitch-man I haven't had anyone in years." The big one in the middle says, and I Grab him buy the face before he can react and slam him into the ground. "I hate rapists, and you will have no one, or you will die."

I sit next to Rem and then ask, "Do you mind if I sit here and guard you? I snap her extra-beefy arm and leg cuffs with ease."

"Do what you want." She says, sullenly.

"And thanks..."

---

Hours later I interrupt the silence by asking her, "Can I have your name?" I can't just call her by her name if I shouldn't know it. "My name is Rem."

"Alright, Rem, What's your story?"

She shrugs, "The estate I was serving was disbanded and I was sold to the highest bidder, I used to be a Battle-Maid, but some bitch killed My charge in the slums while I was buying supplies for the trip back." She sighs, "Nothing I can do about that though. After I killed my first two masters They Removed my ability to fight back efficiently." She rubbed her forehead.

"What about you," She asks.

"Last thing I remember was grabbing the mail from my home, and then falling. Then I was being sold to the coliseum." Leaving out the meeting with Lin-Fan and the trucks.

I continue, "Honestly I have no idea how I got here, but I have a feeling I'm not in the same world I was in before."

She frowns, "I have a hard time believing you're from beyond the waterfall."

I shrug. "If that's what you mean by crossing worlds, then I can try to prove it to you, but they confiscated any proof I might have." I grin.

"So, let's get our revenge, and our stuff." I bend the bars. pick her up princess style to her protesting "Hey!"

Using Stepping on the Crescent moon, I flicker towards the caravan's storage, and find the section labeled "Slave-Former Belongings." I scoff, and kill the lone guard as quickly as possible, snapping his neck.

by kicking him in the face. His head spins 360 degrees and he falls to the ground. dead.

I honestly don't feel anything from killing him, does that make me a sociopath? I Frown, feeling nothing doesn't seem right. But I quickly look away and start rummaging through the slave belongings. Rem grabs a big Morningstar with spikes on it, and I grab a pair of gauntlets, my phone, and my wallet. I hand her my wallet, I Get behind the carriage and put on a Butlers uniform and say. "Take a look at the photos in there." while changing.

"Photos?" She asks.

I shrug. "The still images." She nods, and marvels at my Paris trip photos.

"There are no structures like these anywhere on the planet. So I guess I believe you."

I Smile, and say, "Let's get a move on when your done changing."

she nods, "Right." and gets behind the carriage, "No peaking."

I grin at her. "I Wouldn't dare, I'm no scoundrel!"

She glares at me, "I mean it. I'll burn out your eyes."

I nod, smiling.

I stand guard.

She comes out armed to the teeth, with a battle-Maid Uniform that looks remarkably like the one from overlord that Narberal Gamma Wears. Her Morningstar is on her back. and I Look down, noticing that the butler attire looks startlingly like the one that Sebas wore in Overlord.

I shrug, and grin.

I poke her on the forehead, transferring the knowledge of Eternal Demon Body To her.

Her eyes go wide, and she almost shouts at me, and then thinks better of it and whispers. "Why the hell would you give this to me? This is a treasure and anyone would kill for the knowledge of this!"

I Smile, "Hey, I trust you. My intuition is usually right." I then Grin slyly. "Also, who wouldn't want a beautiful woman as a partner." I Reach out my hand and say Let's go together and crush this nation of slavers!" she tears up, smiles beautifully and takes my hand. "Yes. With Pleasure."