Geist Buster

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!

Team RWBY's dorm...

Blake Belladonna is sitting on her bed in Team RWBY's dorm when Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, and Jared Shay pop up beside her, extremely excited.

"Blake! Blake! Can we borrow some of your books?" Ruby asked.

"Pretty please? I love reading. I want to read your books." Jared said, happily.

"Really? You three are interested in my books?" Blake asked, looking between Ruby, Jared, and Yang.

"Yup. We are."

"Give us your books. As many as we can get." Yang said.

A chime plays and Blake appears to be surprised. Suddenly, Ruby, Yang, and Jared are standing in the middle of the dorm with mischievous expressions as four copies of Blake dig through shelves on the dorm room walls. Occasionally, a flash of black will cross the screen and a book will appear in Ruby's, Yang's, or Jared's hands.

"This one is a classic, you'll love it. Oooh, this one's dark and romantic. No wait, start with this one; it's totally changed my life." Blake said, finishing scouring through the books and stand next to Ruby.

"Great! We'll take them all!" Yang said, excitedly.

"I'm just so excited that my friends are finally learning to appreciate literature." Blake said.

"Same, Belle, same." Jared said, smiling.

Blake hugs Yang, Ruby, and Jared lifting the three of the them up. Ruby, Yang, and Jared giggle mischievously.

Lounge...

Ruby is standing atop a fort made of books and she points dramatically.

"Yang! Jared! Unleash our fury on the enemy!" Ruby said, angrily.

Yang and Jared jump into the air behind Ruby with the two holding a book in their right hands.

"Fire in the hole!" Yang said.

"Boom!" Jared said, smirking.

Yang and Jared throw the books, How to Arm Yourself and the Man With Two Souls, at a book fort on the opposite side of the room where it lands with an anticlimactic thud. A moment later half of the enemy fort collapses outward, revealing a startled Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, Rosemi Lovelock, and Petra Gurin.

"Sir! Ma'am! We've been breached!" Ren said, worried.

"Oh no!" Petra said, worried.

"What do we do? Do we have a plan?" Rosemi asked, looking at Jaune.

"I got one, Rosemi! Prepare for hand-to-hand combat!" Jaune said.

"Take no prisoners!" Ruby said.

"You're not gonna get out of this too easy!" Jared said, looking between Rosemi and Petra.

"Oh no..." Petra said, sadly.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." Rosemi said.

"I never knew books could be so much fun!" Yang said.

Forest...

Neptune Vasilias is sitting on the grass underneath a tree, looking at his junior detective badge, which is covered in dirt and grime. He is attempting to clean it with one hand.

"I just don't get it! How do you keep your patch so clean?" Neptune asked.

Sun Wukong is sitting against the opposite side of the tree holding his badge with his tail. A jar of peanut butter is next to him.

"I dunno man, really just gotta use that elbow grease." Sun said.

Zwei pokes his head out of the bush next to Sun and licks the badge, making an audible slurping noise. Neptune turns and looks suspiciously but Zwei hides again. A sparkle appears on Sun's badge, indicating it is clean. Neptune leans forward and sighs in defeat.

Courtyard...

Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan stand beside a pillar in the Beacon courtyard. Neo is leaning forward slightly and smiling as Roman schemes.

"This is it, Neo. I've devised the perfect way to destroy my enemies!" Roman said, happily.

Roman laughs maniacally and Neo holds up a sign that reads 'MUHAHAHA!'. Once Roman finishes laughing, he produces a cardboard box with a G on it.

"My plan is fiendishly complex. Step one, open the box." Roman said, opening the box. "Step two, stand back as the Geist Grimm spreads chaos!" A Geist emerges from the box and hovers in the air. "Be free, my vile monster! Be free! And possess whatever you want! So long as you make it evil!"

The Geist immediately possesses Roman's hat, floating over above the box. Neo laughs and takes out a sign reading 'HATS OFF TO YOU'. Roman holds up the RWBY Chibi title card.

"Wait, no! Not my hat! The girls, attack the girls!" Roman said, annoyed.

The Geist leaves the hat and flies off screen, allowing the hat to land on Neo's head. Roman looks at Neo, annoyed.

Team RWBY's dorm...

Blake is standing next to the bookshelf between the bunk beds in her team's room, contemplative. Roman, Neo, and the Geist open the bedroom door. Roman and Neo lean inside and the Geist heads toward the bookshelf. It possesses the shelf and throws a book at Blake's face. More books fly off the shelf and swirl in the air above Blake's head, the one that hit her in the face hits her in the stomach before joining the tornado.

"Why have you betrayed me, books?" Blake asked.

Yang, Weiss Schnee, Kirika Akatsuki, and Shirabe Tsukuyomi run into the room brandishing their weapons.

Yang punches the air blindly, Kirika waves her scythe in the air, Shirabe turns her twin tails into buzzsaws, and Weiss waves Myrtenaster around while speaking.

"I don't understand, why is this happening?" Weiss asked.

"It's like I always suspected, textbooks are evil!" Yang said.

"I'm firing off. Happy plus go lucky times heavy bass. The girl who's too cute, and wants to eat meat. Is finally here." Kirika said, singing.

"I'll run through the field with high output and full strength. I dive in with my all for both my dreams and my fights." Shirabe said, singing.

A book hits each of the girls in the head, dazing them, and the rest of the possessed books knock the unstable top bunk over onto the five of them.

"It worked! Hahahaha! All that's left now is that pesky Little Red and that Hero of Justice! Heh, come one, Neo!" Roman said.

Kitchen...

Ruby and Jared walk into the kitchen where Ren and Miku are cooking.

"Hey Ren, whatcha doin'?" Ruby asked.

"Whatcha making with Ren, Miku?" Jared asked.

Ren turns around, holding a large stack of pancakes on a plate, "I am performing culinary magic."

Miku turns around, holding a plate of spaghetti on a plate"And I made one of your favorite meals."

The Geist flies into the room, and possesses the stack of pancakes. The top pancake floats off to the side, being host to the Geist's mask. The majority of the stack hovers in the air.

"Wow, Ren, you weren't kidding." Ruby said.

"You really weren't, Ren. That is culinary magic right there." Jared said, frowning.

Ren tosses the plate aside, "I'm good, but I'm not that good."

"Same. I didn't know my cooking could do that." Miku said, her eyes widening.

The Geist turns the stack of pancakes into a whirl of flying disks and one immediately knocks Ruby and Jared out.

"Why do I always make so many pancakes?" Ren asked.

"Why do I make so much for Hibiki? And for everyone else sometimes?" Miku asked.

"Oh, I never thought it would end like this. I mean really, it never would have occurred to me!" Ruby said.

"Ditto! Why are we dying to the wonderfulness of Ren and Miku's cooking?" Jared asked.

"Yes! Hahahaha! Finally, victory is mine! Nothing can stop me now!" Roman said.

Nora immediately falls from the sky.

"I'm soooo hungry." Nora said, in a deep, dangerous voice.

Nora's head inflates and she swallows all of the flying pancakes at once, including the Geist mask. This leaves her much larger than normal, with a contented smile.

"Nora! You saved us from the Grimm!" Ruby said.

"Thanks a lot. That Grimm gave us a lot of trouble." Jared said.

"What Grimm?" Nora asked, licking her fingers, while Ren, Ruby, Jared, Miku, Roman and Neo watch.

Roman and Neo look quite distressed. Roman shrinks away a bit while Neo blinks sadly.

"You two gonna eat those?" Nora asked, pointing to the pancake on Ruby's head and the pancake on Jared's head.