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The Disastrous Life of a Gamer

What will you do when in the middle of the night, you will wake up with a wild Deadpool standing in front of your bed ? And how will you react when your entire life will turn into a game? I do not own anything other than the story and the OC characters.

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Chapter 24

I don't know for how many hours or days I was out, neither if someone could have taken me back to the Allied shinobi forces field hospital because my undead legion would have surely encircled me to protect me from anything, at least until I will regain my consciousness.

The first thing that I saw when I woke up was the worried face of Tsunade. Trying to get up only to fail wasn't the best feeling one could, well feel …

"Haru-kun, thank goodness you are alive. You don't know how many people would have grief your death and not to mention what your two little girlfriends would have done if you would have died."

"Tsunade-san *cough* *cough* can I get some water, please?"

Tsunade gives me a glass of water and after I drink it, I felt better now that I didn't have a dry throat.

"You don't have to worry about me dying too soon. I plan to outlive most of you guys and that wound may look bad and would have killed most of the people, but I'm a different person with a cheat-like regeneration… So as I was saying, you don't have to worry about me getting myself killed."

Hearing my words, Tsunade walked towards me and gently hugged me while kissing my forehead.

"Silly, we may have gotten to know each other with the wrong foot, but you did so many good things for the village that neither, I or the past two Hokage was done for it. Not to mention what you did to save us two days ago. Fighting Madara alone and even winning was something less than two people have done and one of them is you while the other one was my grandfather. As the current Hogake and as someone who can understand your situation, I want to thank you for your efforts and your sacrifices. "

"Tsunade-san, I did what I had to protect the people that important to me. If temporarily losing an arm and a leg to win and even kill Madara wasn't worth it, then I don't know what would have been the price if I wasn't strong enough to blow a hole in him. By the way, what happens after, you know, I lost my consciousness?"

"You summons went crazy, thus they butchered every single White Zetsu they saw. By the end of the first day, mountains of Zetsus were built with the number of corpses they left in their path. Your companion, Sebastian even caught the original White Zetsu and destroyed it as a warning to anyone that would think that they can harm your family and lovers. He even said that he's waiting for you to wake up to discuss with him your new training regimen as I quote him: "My master was reckless and that could have cost his life. He needs to learn to fight without abusing his powers." Also, Haru-kun, how should I say this…there was a new summons among the ones that I already saw, but this one, I didn't saw till that day and it felt somehow familiar to an old teammate of mine."

I just let out a sigh when I heard her words. Athar and Orochimaru were leading the legions to kill every single Zetsu while Sebastian was waiting for me to put me through hell for getting injured…What should I do with these loyal people? And even Tsunade wants to know about Orochimaru, fuck it, I'll bite the bullet and tell her the truth.

"About that summon, it isn't a summon creature like the rest, though it's an intelligent one. I don't know if the girls told you, but both of them were kidnapped and brought to Orochimaru to be experimented on. I saved them and my summons had to fight Orochimaru. The fight was pretty much one-sided and I had to make the snake suffer so what punishment would be better than an eternity of serving me even if he dies, I could still make him serve me as a loyal Necrotect."

"Sometimes I wonder, where did the old man's head was when he left Orochimaru alive after he betrayed the village. Danzo also informed me of what my ex-teammate had done over the past few years and I'm ashamed of knowing that once upon a time he was a candidate for the Hokage title."

"We live in the present, Tsunade-san. The past has already been lived and the mistakes had been already made, thus we can only continue to live on, learn from our mistakes and make the world better than it was before. Can you continue now about what happened next?"

"Of course, after we took you to the hospital and after we were sure that surprisingly you weren't in any danger, I and all of the kages of the other villages have decided to give you the title of God of Death for apparent reasons. Heck, Onoki even calls you God Slayer for killing Madara. While it may be true that Madara was close to being a God, I don't know what to say about you being named God Slayer."

Before I could say anything, a notification from the [Game] appeared in front of me.

[Congratulations host for completing the hidden mission of Naruto World-Kill Madara yourself and change the plot]

[Reward: 1x World Travel Ticket, Raise all of your stats other than LUK to 3500 thus making you a High-Class being, Uchiha War Fan and a chance of ruling the world (optional-not recommended), the ability to travel from this world to your world without using a ticket(can be used once a week-time will be stopped on the other world)]

[Congratulations host for gaining the title of God of Death]

[God of Death- Weaker being will tremble in fear when they saw you/feel you near them (can be turned on/off)

Increase the chance of getting death based power/skills/perks]

[Congratulations host for gaining the title of God Slayer]

[God Slayer – 15%increase of your stats when fighting God tier enemies (>100k Stat points compared to the host statistics)

Minor chance(less than 1%) of stealing the divinity of a God when the said God is killed by the host]

Holy shit, that's what I call a power-up for defeating Madara. Being a High-class was perfect and more than enough for me when I will return to my world and thank god I got those two titles to boost myself in case I will have to fight some idiots that won't know where someone wants to just live his life peacefully.

After another ten minutes of talking with Tsunade about the aftermath of the war, I asked her to notify Karin and Hinata that I was awake and that they could both come and see me.

The two girls burst through the door and charged towards me not even a minute after she left the room. I wasn't expecting them to be so friendly, particularly after the Zetsu managed to capture and toss them to Orochimaru. Because of my paranoia, I used [Observe] on them and was relieved to see that they were, in fact, them. Karin was the first one to hug me followed by a shy Hinata, though I've got to say that she was getting better with being around me. She still blushes when I'm near her, but at least she wasn't fainting like in the anime when she's close to me.

Seeing that both of them were almost ready to cry, I gently pat them on their heads.

"Don't cry now, ok? I'm fine, tis but a scratch, my ladies."

"Haru-kun, don't ever do something so stupid or I will kill you then kill myself!"

"Haha, don't worry, Karin-chan, I won't fight anyone strong too soon…at least I hope so…"

"Karin-san is right, Haru-san. You were pretty reckless and that could have cost your life. You need to understand that there are people that care about you so don't go and die out there without caring about their feelings."

"Ah, my Hinata is growing so bold, now she can say a full sentence without fainting and…"

Hinata fainted on the bed before I could finish my sentence, and her head conventionally fell on my chest. Karin's Yandere aura was radiating from her body, but I turning my head towards her and I give her a kiss that calmed her down. Thankfully, now that I managed to calm my girlfriend and successfully failed to talk to Hinata, I could finally rest, well, like a King with two beautiful girls that share the same bed as me, truthfully it's a blessing to be alive.

The days passed in the same way, with me being visited by a group of Konoha shinobi or spending the day chatting with Hinata or Karin, or even both of them at the same time. The funniest and saddest day was the last one when Naruto came into my room to give me a bowl of freshly made ramen made by old man Teuchi, and as he was about to sit on the side of my bed, he tripped and flew out the window with the ramen.

I sometimes don't understand how the protagonist's body functions, and even Jiraiya, who wasn't the main protagonist, did have the ability to recover from any wound as long as it was caused by a woman.

When I got out of the hospital, the first thing I did was to go see what Sebastian was up to, because according to Nono, he was overworking himself to prove himself and pass the time before I was healed.

As I walked into the Root HQ, every ninja I saw gave me a bow as I made my way to the main office, where Danzo and Sebastian were assigning tasks.

When I entered the room, I saw Sebastian questioning a samurai and Danzo going through the man's belongings.

When they heard the door open, both of them turned towards it, and to my surprise, Danzo was the first to welcome me with a nod and a knowing smile. If that wasn't strange, I don't know what could be called strange anymore and for the love of God, what's the matter with all of these people? When did they start being so sentimental?

"I'm glad that you are fine, son. I won't beat the bush, what you did was reckless and very dangerous but at the same time, you made Konoha feared by many enemies and you even created an alliance with the other villages which made the trade between villages skyrocket thus making us even wealthier than before. Not to mention the number of missions that have appeared and the ones that teams from different villages work together to finish it, truly a dream that has come to life. "

"Is the least I could do for all of the goods things that I earned here, by the way, Sebastian, I hope you won't toss me into hell to make me learn a lesson and train at the same time.

"I wonder, master…would that be the easier way out for you?"

I start trembling when I heard his words and even when I turned towards Danzo for some help, the old man was looking through the possessions of the samurai without even paying attention to me…

With Madara and Zetsu killed, I could leave this world and return to my world, but first I need to talk to Karin and Hinata about joining me, and then I need to talk to Danzo about whether anyone from Root wants to retire and work for me in other jobs because it never hurts to have some ninjas at your command in a world where even a fly can be a spy...

Creation is hard, cheer me up!

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