Bad Excuse
It was just a floating eyeball about a meter wide. It didn't even have any other orifices but somehow it was able to speak like any ordinary being.
"Hmph!"
It blinked- or rather winked twice when Lady Yuki could not look away.
"Whacha lookin' at, HUH? Ain't seen no floaters before? Tsk, all you 'full-bodies' are the same..."
It floated past her in obvious and visible disgust prompting her to apologize again.
"Sorry sir- mam? Er, Mr. Eyeball!"
Just then the smoke entity entered her sights again but this time with some good news.
"Congratulations dear guest! I spoke to my manager and she agreed to offer a one-time 80% discount just for you! With our new skin-removal technology you could be skinless in a matter of minutes!"
"No thank you, I don't want to be...skinless," she told the entity again who simply thought it was a negotiation tactic.
"Hmm, I understand. Let me see what else I can do," it said suggestively before whistling past her.