1. A Pig!

It was a cold, foggy day and I had just finished work. I was heartbroken because the girl I loved had shut me down. Filled with grief and anguish I walked, stumbled, cried and-

Urhhhh! Could you stop talking about how sad you were and get to the part where you died already]???

W-why you litt- never mind. Anyways I was then attacked by a group of thieves and killed. Happy now?]????

Yes]???

OK then I will continue on with the story]???

W-where am I? And why is everything so dark?

*Special evolution system is now online

Special evolution system? what the Heck

Suddenly a splitting pain could be felt all over his body? No he had no body it was felt all over what could only be his consciousness. He felt his consciousness shake a bit and that's when he noticed he was being sucked into something like a vacuum. Wait, it was a vacuum!

Despite the pain he still managed to come to be and opened his eyes. However what meet his view was something shocking it was mud! And scattered all over the mud were pigs of different shapes and sizes.

'What's going on?! He tried to say but the only thing that came out was an oink? Yes what came out was a high pitched squeal that sounded just like an oink.

But that when it dawned on him.' IM A PIG!!