Wooooo new book, lets hope its good, probably not tho

"Blyat! My fucking car!" I screamed as this fucking truck rammed my beautiful ford Galaxie (I'm poor, okay? Fuck off)

I was just tryna get out of this fucking hellhole that i call a 'job', like seriously, who holds you in work till 1 in the morning? And who the fuck is driving at one in the morning? Fucking truck driver.

'Guess I'll walk,' i sighed.

I grabbed a dogshit coffee from the 24 hour McDonalds and headed home, cursing in Russian, and yes, its fucking normal, since i've lived in Russia for 15 years before my family moved, fuck off.

…

'The quiet of night truly is beautiful, huh?' I spoke to nobody in particular, more to myself thsn anything.

A beautiful view was before me, which you wouldnt think was normal, considering I was on the city, but I lived in the outskirts. Ever seen a city from up a mountain and afar? Pretty fucking nice, aye? What wasnt nice was the memory of my car resurfacing.

"FUCK OFF, BRAIN," thought everybody at least once in their lifes.

'Huh, just realized i love to say fuck off.'

Fuck off, I can say what I want

God didn't like that. So of course, he has gotta do a classic WWE introduction scene

'Heeeeeerrrreeeee comes the one and only…'

The hypothetical god waits for a drumroll

TRUCK KUN!

hypothetical cheering

"Blyat! Not again! What is a truck doing here?!"

It came straight for me.

"Bozhe, khrani nashi dushi."

'God, save our souls'

AND IN COMES THE CHAAAAAAIIIIRRR!!!!

…

Blood. No other way to describe the scene. Blood was everywhere and organs were everywhere, it was a miracle that i was still alive.

'hahaha, god must really hate me huh?'

<Notice: Granting skill God-Forsaken>

<…>

<Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Devil-Loved>

<Success!>

'What? Am I hearing things? Be quiet, I want to die peacefully,'

<Notice: Granting Skill Illusion Resistance>

<Success!>

<Notice: Granting Skill Selective Hearing>

<Success!>

'wait, i know what this is, but what do i ask? I cant think, i cant think…'

<Notice: Granting Skill Akasha, King of Knowledge>

<…>

<Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Akashic Records>

<Success!>

<Notice: Granting Skill Athena, Queen of Thought>

<…>

<Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Raphael>

<…>

<Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Great Sage>

<Success!>

'great sage? Wasnt that from a slime protagonist story?"

<Notice: Race chosen: Slime>

<…>

<Failure>

<Race autochosen: Mimic>

<…>

<Success!>

'what? I didnt choose that? Is there something out there controlling my authors story? (Shhh, you will wake the readers, little MC), ugh, my thoughts are growing weaker, time is almost up, i need more time, i hope i can be powerful…'

And of course, for the funny, the MC fell unconscious.

<Notice: Granting Skill Readers Intervention>

<Immediate Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Readers Suggestion>

<…>

<Success!> (authors note: that bastard woke up the readers!)

<Notice: Granting Skill A Budding Seed>

<…>

<Success!>

<Notice: Granting Skill Etu, Personification of Time>

<Immediate Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Chronos, King of Time

<Immediate Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Potential of Immortality>

<Immediate Failure>

<Downgrading skill to Skill Reapers Pocketwatch>

<…>

<Success!>

————————————-

A yelling woke me up, but before I could wonder what it was, a splash.

"Where am I?"

<Answer: You are in Veldoras Cave, under the great forest of Jura.>

i sighed. "So I really am in Tensura, huh?"

<Answer: Yes.>

"but wait, weren't you unable to tell Rimuru where he was?"

"Answer: The answer for your location did not come from your skill <Great Sage>, but your skill <Akashic Records>, Great Sage merely used <Akashic Records> to provide you your answer>

"Welp, i dont got any arguments, lets follow him,"

and, of course, this was when he noticed his new body.

"Aight, what the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?!"

<Notice: Skill Smashing Records has finished compiling your strengths and weaknesses in what host would call a 'status'>

"Huh? Its not a fucking system, why would it default to a status?"

<Answer: The Akashic Records was not something that originally existed in this world, therefore it was bought to this world with you and would default to your preference>

"Explain it in stupid please," I joked as although I wasn't stupid, I didn't understand

<Answer: The Akashic Records is you and you are the Akashic Records>

"So you are saying that it defaults to what I want because it is me?"

<Answer: Correct>

"Alright, open the status."

[

Name: N/A (Original: Dmitry Volkowsky)

Race: Mimic

STR: 5

AGI: 5

VIT: 10 / 20/20 HP

CHA: N/A

INT: 20 / 60/60 MP

WIS: 65 / IQ: 130

DEX: 1

]

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Unique Skill: Devils loved

Demon based creatures are naturally more inclined to be friendly and helpful to you, whilst Angel based creatures are naturally more inclined to be hostile to you.

Normal Skill: Selective Hearing

When you are focused on a task, the entirety of your sense of hearing will be used on said task, regardless of what may be happening around you.

Unique Skill: Akashic Records

Grants the user the accumulated knowledge of the world that he is in, regardless of how advanced it may be, so long as the host knows how to access said knowledge.

Unique Skill: Great Sage

Grants the user a voice in their head that is connected to The Voice Of The World. Additionally creates a connection to The Voice that makes it more inclined to help you.

Ultimate Skill: Readers Suggestion

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Unique Temporary Skill: A Budding Seed

Allows the user to permanently copy any potential or growth related skill that the user chooses.

Unique Skill (impossible to copy): Reapers Pocket Watch

Effect 1: Allows the user to tell the time

Effect 2 (Name: 10 Second Rule): allows the user to, 1, slow down time to 10 seconds per 1 second for 1 real second per 30 mana, 2, speed time up to 1 second per 10 seconds for 1 second speed time per 30 mana, 3, stop time for 10 seconds, 30 mana per 10 seconds.

Effect 3 (Name: Break Continuum): Allows the user to rip two holes in the time graph of the space time continuum teleporting said user ten seconds into the future or ten seconds in the past whilst the rest of the continuum functions normally. 60 mana per ten seconds skippedand extreme pain. (Authors note: for the dummy out there he's essentially cutting himself out of the space time continuum and placing himself 10 seconds back in time where he is or ten seconds forward in time from where he is, while he is not a part of the continuum during the ten seconds.

Lets create a scenario

You are in second grade doing arts and crafts with a long piece of paper. You cut out a figure shaped person from the paper and put it ten inches further from where it was. The paper is the space time continuum, the paper is you, and now you are more confused then you once where.

Or I should just call it king crimson but reverse as well)

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"So are we just gonna ignore Readers Suggestion?"

<Answer: Yes>

"Aight. Nice to know I'm powerful as fuck tho, what's with this body still? What am i, A chest?"

<Answer: Yes. You are a Mimic. You do have race exclusive skills, Akashic Records simply hasn't finished compiling them.>

"Well what the fuck can I do now to get out of this? I can't fucking move like this."

<Answer: use race exclusive skill: transform.>

"... Well? Aren't you gonna explain?"

<Answer: Just think about what you want to be."

I started thinking about my original body and boom. Without a sound, I turned back to normal.

"Huh, this is pretty effective. Wait, I have an idea."

...

Next second, I looked down.

" FUCK YEA EXCALIBUR!"

Now knowing I can increase my penis size, I make some clothes out of transform and jump down into the lake with the slime.

<Readers Suggestion has activated!

Should MC make friends with the slime (YES) or make an opposing empire? (NO)

Boolean value: YES / NO

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aight mates, what the FUCK is up, its ya boi, author-kun

i wonder how horribly i can mix american and japanese slang, hehehe

you motherfuckin honkeytonk chans, ima shoot up ya school till you call me by my first name

oof, im not doing that shit again

now, jokes aside, tell me how good or bad my writing is, aint my first book, but i love knowing how to improve, thanks

bye mates

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