Saving the Damsel in Distress

Crack fic

What if Zed is held captive in The Blood Cult and Cale gang have to go save the damsel in distress before he is executed <:fatlaugh:857471781475188757>

So Cale enter Blood cult

Enemy warrior No:- 1

" I have the strongest fist!"

Cale:- Fist King time to show him the whose daddy of fists!

Fist King :- ( stretching his calloused hands and gives a stunning smile) Sure! Here comes daddy son!

Fist King is left behind to fight

Enemy warrior No:- 2

" I have the strongest sword! Hahah"

Cale :- Team Leader seems like it's time for you to show him whose the daddy of swordmasters here!

Sui :- ( Red eyes are shining and black wings and spread he takes out his thin but sharp sword) This bird never flies away from a fight! Let's show him whose daddy of the nest.

Sui khan and enemy 2 are left behind fighting

Enemy warriors No:- 3 ( Many people covered in dark clothing)

" we are the best assasins in the world! Hahah we, ll kill you before you know it"

Cale:- Ron, show them the power of the Molan patriarch. Become the daddy of Assasins!

Ron:- ( While stabbing an assassin and smiling gently) Of course Young master nim.

Cale gets scared of Ron and runs away. Ron, Beacrox and their murim assassin followers fight enemies 3

Enemy warrior:- No 4

" I am the most knowledgeable scholar when it comes to Murim affairs! Beat me in a game of wits to pass"

Cale :- Pokedex Wi time to show him whose the daddy of human encyclopaedias!

Wi :- ( wearing scholarly glasses ) As you wish Young Master Kim.

Cale gang destroys the whole wall rush ahead leaving behind Wi to have a fight of scholarly wits with enemy 4.

Enemy warrior No:- 5

" I am 100 Sword Saint living Jiangshi Combined! Defeat me if you wish to pass!"

Cale :- Choi Jung Soo my best friend nim. It's time to pummel the sword saints title to the ground. Show them that sword demon is the daddy here.

CJS :- ( smiling brightly and innocently) Yes Cale! Here I go.

The Cale gang runaway soon screams resound the hallways followed by joyful laughter.

Enemy No:- 6

" The great hall of booby traps! Come forth if you dare"

Cale:- Come Play music Raon Hit it!

Raon:-( Raising his chubby but tiny paws) Human Let's play some rock n roll!

Raon used Mana magic and sets of all the booby traps setting of all the boobytraps. The Gang watched the spectacle of fireworks while sharing popcorn and wearing sunglasses.

Final enemy:- Blood Cult leader

" Haha it's waste for you to come for I shall reveal my true face"

Removes his mask and Zed' s face appears

Everyone gasps

Cale narrows his eyes,

Cale:- Blood Cult head nim that's some bad make up you have put on! Even the foundation is coming off.

Cale Gang runaway from there leaving Blood Cult leader speechless.

Blood Cult head - nim :- Wai- Wait you fools!

Soon explosions occur and bury the stupid face blood cult leader in debris.His face looks ugly with excessive make up.

The Gang soon come a cross the tall castle from the Disney movies.

On the top of castle In the lonely cellar sits Zed in a Cinderella costume.

Cale uses Wind Ap and flies to the damsel' s rescue.

Cale:- I have come to rescue you your highness!

Zed:- Hmph my legs are injured by the blood cult dude, your gonna have to carry me

Cale:- Of Course your highness.

And so a thin and tiny twink carried a muscular hunk dressed in a tight Cinderella dress.

Zed:- What do you wish as a reward brat- I mean saviour- nim.

Cale:- (Innocent scamming smile) Money, as much Money as possible k your highness! Treasures are the best.

Zed In a dress nods

Zed:- I know where the wealth of the Blood cult is hidden let's go loot them .

Cale gang:- Yaaaaaa

That day the Blood Cult went bankrupt and fell into poverty.