Too Cliche!

"Have fun, my babies~!"

"Bye mommy!" "Bye bye!"

As Jung and I wave our mom good bye, we enter into the RF Primary School building. Funded by athletes, it's one of the best academies in Korea; just in case you forgot.

"Bye Min-chul"

"Un. Bye, hyung"

Waving each other goodbye, we separated into different floors. My grade, grade 3, is on the 2nd floor while Jung, being grade 5, is on the 3rd floor. They share their floor with grade 4 and I share my floor with the 2nd graders.

As I walk down the hallway, I see the hustle and bustle of the start of the day. Most of the kids are standing in their classroom talking about games and maybe homework.

However, there is a distinct difference in what the boy groups and girl groups are talking about. The boys are talking about their achievements in game while the girls, some are talking about games but most are talking about ME!

Me! Who would have thought, eh?

[you've said this before and now you are saying it again]

'Sorry for spreading the truth, naysayer'

[haaahhhhh...]

It's probably still the swimming varsity hype that I got the day before yesterday. As long as I continue to preform, I'm sure this hype won't die down anytime soon.

"Hi Min-chul!"

"Morning Min-chul!"

"Hi~~ little Min-chul ah"

As I enter my classroom, I hear the various greetings from my fellow classmates and even the assistant teacher who is sitting on my desk...the hell?

As I set my bag down, she pats her lap as if saying "why aren't you sitting down already?".

'I guess I'll have to deal with her shenanigans this early'

There is only one way to stop this assistant teacher and that's to satisfy what she wants. She is a shota teaser.

Just barely acceptable for the various intelligence agencies in Korea.

First! I look down at her bountiful, well upholstered, rubenesque honkers. You need to look straight at it with slightly watering and wavering eyes. Make sure you are blushing throughout this entire process!

Slapping yourself is a physical way to get that to happen but I usually think about a thing that really gets me going.

'.....ehehehe...boobies...Mi-young'

Second! You make eye contact with her for a second as if you are asking "can I really?". This is very important as it makes her think that her teasing is working!

Third! You have to shake your head side to side like a crazy person inside a blender or an ice cube being shaken, not stirred by a bartender.

Then, you deny.

"Uuuu-u-u-uuu...n-no, I'm okay"

As I make my denial, I look my eyes into her face and...sheesh, did it really work this well? Her eyes are in the shape of heart eyes and her gaze says that she wants to kill me, I'm so cute.

What's it called? Cute aggression? Yeah, I think that's exactly what her gaze is. Like staring at a tiny puppy.

"Ara ara~? Wellll...if you insist"

'Insist? I said it once. I mean, whatever makes her leave quicker'

Getting out of my chair, I finally turn my head to look at So-young, my seat mate and...huh.

She is staring kunais at the assistant teacher right now...what a nice girl, caring for my annoyance level.

"Morning, So-young!"

"Ahh, morning Min-chul!"

Her eyes suddenly brighten up as we start chatting about trivia stuff: her day yesterday, what we are doing this upcoming weekend and blah blah blah.

Looking around the class again, I notice the teacher's assistant is sitting in Young-jae's chair and is trying to tease him. As a real 7 year old, his reaction is real and.....HAHAHAAHAH!!

umm, ahem ahem...he just sat down on her lap like a boss. I guess that is one way of getting her fired.

The assistant has visible smoke coming out of her ears, her nose is leaking blood and her mouth is wide open, drooling.

Just as she was relishing in this feeling, Young-jae turns his head to look back at her with a devil's grin; as if she fell right into her trap.

*bing bong bing bong* *bing bong bing bong*

"Alrighty, set-....." (Teacher)

As the teacher enters the room, she sees her assistant with a a student on her lap. Normally, this would be okay but considering her nosebleed and her mouth drooling like a waterfall, anyone would be suspicious.

".....uhuh uhuh. Yup yup, I'll get off his seat"

"Haahhh...I'll pretend I didn't see that since I'm under too much stress to report this"

"Woohooo!!! I mean...let's start the class kids~~"

Rubbing her temples, the teacher glances the the college student she was assigned and prays that this girl applies for a job at a high school, not a kindergarten.

Young-jae, knowing what he caused, turns around with his thumbs up and smirks at me. Ahaha, I guess he is a pretty bright kid.

"Where was I? Oh yeah, settle down class; I have an important announcement"

Talking with her regular dead voice, the middle aged teacher starts flipping through her clipboard, making sure to lick her finger every. single. flip.

For some reason, all teachers do this. Is it a required habit to be a teacher? Perhaps they are vegans and like the taste of paper but can't eat during class. I wouldn't know.

"So, you all know that we are the only class short of one classmate right?"

""Ummm, no?""

Ignoring us, the teacher continues talking about her important announcement like she is talking at her own funeral. Who hurt this woman?

"Great, we have a transfer student to fill in this gap"

'Ahhh, a transfer student? Whatcha think about this Feelie?'

[I think there might be a quest for this]

'Oh yeah! Quests, recommended!'

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Make a wedding pact with the transfer student, starting a cliche manga plot! (1/1) ┃ Hardcore ┃ (30)

Reward: ₲7,500 ┃ Charm x10% ┃ Social Skills -5%

Failure: -₲10,000 ┃ Charm -10% ┃ Social Skills x5%

Make the transfer student realize she likes you! (1/1) ┃ Hardcore ┃ (10)

Reward: ₲5,000 ┃ Charm x6% ┃ Social Skills -3%

Failure: -₲6,000 ┃ Charm -6% ┃ Social Skills -3%

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Reading the new recommendations from Feelie about the new transfer student, my jaw drops. Are you joking? I don't want a cliche!!! Just let me be!

'Ahhhhh, What the hell is up with these quests?!?! And also, why do I have a penalty now?'

[ahh! These were meticulously designed by the epic, illustrious, handsome, beautiful, dashing, lady killing and man killing, koppa! That higher being gave you the quests while I am your liaison!]

Hearing that damned God's name, I can't help but wryly smile. This God and I have love-hate relationship I guess. Despite giving me a system, he...or SHE, still torments me; damn sadist.

koppa: nope. Love and hate? It's just hate, you stupid mortal.

Unaware of the badmouthing done by koppa, it starts sinking in on what I have to do today...

'Damn it! How the hell do I convince a transfer student to like me?!?!'

'Hmmm, now that I look at, what does that 30 means by the first mission? And the 10 as well'

[since it's such a hard quest! You get 30 days to complete it! Same thing with the 10, you numpty. Good luck!]

'Uhuh...'

[hahaha, don't look so down little man! Good luck! Oh yes, I remember something I was supposed to give you something a few years earlier!]

'Wait what? Years earlier!?!? How in th-'

[bobodu bobodu bobodu bobodu! You got a secret achievement!]

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SECRET! SHHH!

You completed a se-se-se-se-se-secret quest! Ding ding ding!

Nice Boat ⛴ (2/???) ┃ Secret! ┃

Reward: ₲500 ┃ A cool emoticon! ┃ Title: Seaman!

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(A.N) Alrighty, author here not as a joke. So, I think some people might be confused about the quest numbering so I'll explain it while I'm here.

The first number or the number to the left of the slash is the current part of the quest the MC is on. So for example, if the MC completed a mission 2 times, it will show: (3/???); meaning, he is at the 3rd part of the mission.

The second number or the number to the right of the slash is the amount of times a quest can be completed. For example, if the quests showed up as: (1/10), that means you can complete that quest 10 times.

Three question marks (???) means that the quest can be completed an unlimited number of times.

Got it? Good! Back to the story!

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'Heh, that's a cool quest. I wonder what it means...oh well, I'll check the rewards after seeing this student'

Despite having a small argument with a little voice inside my head, I can't help but sigh loudly. Thankfully, everyone is too preoccupied with the anticipation of the new transfer student.

"Alrighty, come out"

Emerging from the door was a girl wearing our school uniform: a white blouse, a blackish blue sweater with the "RF" emblem on the right breast, a cute bow tie of her choice, in this case, red, a black and grey checkered skirt reaching her knees and prim and proper white school slippers.

There was only one teensy weensy itty bitty problem; that was literally everything aside from her uniform that exuded class and elegance, her image. It was the opposite of elegance and class.

Her hair was dyed slightly brown, she was wearing a slightly oversized red cap that said "mommy", teashades covering her eyes, some tiny bit of lip balm and the most eye catching part of her, her naturally tanned skin.

Not spray, but she got it from constantly playing outside.

It's the one and only..Ji-woo...yeeeheyyy...I'm so excited for this new transfer student. Woohoo...

'.....NOOOO!!!!! What the hell what the hell what the hell!!!?!?! Feelie!!! Are you saying I have to make the Minotaur like me?!?!'

[ahem...well, yes. That's exactly what we want from you. If not, then you go into debt with your system coins]

'Debt? So like, I just get a negative balance?'

[sort of. There is a daily interest rate of 25% so you have to watch out for that as well]

Hearing the consequences, I dejectedly lower my head onto the table as I lose my will to argue back and forth with Feelie.

'Ahhhh...how the hell. That gremlin never liked me anyways so how do I convince her to like me now?' (Min-chul)

'.....hahaha, I'm in danger' (Min-chul)

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(A.N) yo! Another chapter back again for you lovely readers! I hope you enjoyed this one and I do hope you had or are about to have a wonderful day! As always, please do support with comments, reviews, adding to library and voting with powerstones! Again, thank you and peace ✌️!