The Eventual Dance With No Pants...

It's now the next week and it's currently Wednesday, my first day at 'Fantastic Four, Inc' and one can arguably say the first day of the rest of my life and though that's corny it's still technically correct (just like tomorrow will be the first day of the rest of my life and the day after that and so on and so on, etc. etc.). The days leading up to this monumental moment were quite frantic and full, first of all I had to make sure that my schedule at ESU was correct (I know Sue said it was but I'd still like to make sure that it's correct), I went and got a new hair cut (pretty fuckin' stylish if I do say so myself), went and bought new clothes for my first day (even if my reason for interning there is sinister I'd still like to give my all, it's just who I am) and finally I had to have a conversation with Mary Jane about our ongoing tutoring and how to reschedule it so that it suits both of us and also have a review of where she currently is, though that's not all she wanted to talk about.

[][FlashBack][]

I've sorted out my schedule at ESU, gotten a haircut and bought some brand new clothes for my first day at my internship, now all I've gotta do is have a chat with Mary Jane about the ongoing tutorship and how it's going to change which is why I waited until we finished our current tutoring session at the 'Coffee Bean' which is a coffee place that I conducted all our tutoring sessions in after the first few. Why did I start tutoring her here? I'm afraid it's because it was my only option, our first few tutoring sessions were at my place (where we were largely undisturbed) and a few at her place (which she made sure to schedule when no one else was home) and during those sessions she continuously tried to seduce me, I don't know if it was actually intentional on her part but I know that I was very tempted to just grab a hold of her and ravish her, though Mary Jane may not be the sharpest tool in the shed she is still hells beautiful and sexy and I'm just a man who is a slave to his baser instincts.

Eventually it got too close for comfort and I nearly kissed her but fortunately Earl chose that moment to interrupt and stop anything from happening though he wasn't aware that he did, after that I began to schedule all of our sessions at the 'Coffee Bean' where there wasn't much opportunity for, as Borat would put it, 'Sexy Time'. Why did I do this? I mean she's pretty goddamn hot and wants to do the 'hanky-panky' with me but unfortunately that is not all she wants, I can tell that she wants a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with me and if that was all I'd be fine to hit that ass and then fall out with her, (once again) unfortunately ever since we'd begun to hang out I've come to really enjoy her friendship and companionship and I don't want to throw that away over one night of pleasure.

Of course I'm gonna have sex with her one day (she's goddamn gorgeous, it's hurting me to keep resisting now), it's not a matter of if but a matter of when, but if I were to give in now she'd win (I don't even know if we're playing a game, I just don't want to lose) not to mention the fact that she'd want a proper relationship which I just don't have the time for and I don't want to deal with all the drama, I at least wanna wait till she at least matures a little bit (which is why I haven't slept with any of the girls at Midtown High except for Liz Allen but that's only because Flash Thompson was annoying me and it felt good to cuck him even though I know he becomes less of a dick as he becomes older, though ESU is a different case all together) before we do 'The Dance With No Pants'. We are currently finishing our study session at the 'Coffee Bean' when I decide to talk to her about my internship.

She's packing away her books and equipment into her backpack when I begin to talk. "Hey MJ, I wanna talk to you about something. It's something I've been a bit scared to tell you about and I really wanna get it of my chest, if that's okay with you?" I tell her, I'm a bit scared to tell her because she really enjoys these tutoring sessions of ours as do I and now that my internship is starting were are gonna have to cut it back a bit which will not only cut out on how much we hang out but it will also have an affect on her grades and I don't want all our effort to go to waste.

She suddenly stops backing her things away and jumps around to point a finger at me letting out a triumphant "I knew it!", which makes me worry, what does she know? Does she think I'm confessing to her, I hope not because it'll be really embarrassing for her when I explain what I actually want to tell her. "And what exactly is is that you know?" I question her curiously as I do in fact have quite a lot of secrets and I want to know what she thinks she discovered about me, I kinda want her to say some absurd shit just so I can laugh at it, something like 'You're an alien aren't you?', that'd be hilarious.

She leans in close to whisper in my ear and I can't suppress the shiver that runs down my spine at the gentle breath on my ear. "You're Spider-Man aren't you?" The shiver that was running down my spine has promptly curled up and died, the fuck, where the hell did that even come from? "Where on earth did you get that idea? Am I currently in some stupid fucking red spandex and just haven't noticed it?" I say in general absurd meant that she can connect me and Spider-Man together, no offence he's a great guy and all but he's currently a shrimp and awkward while I'm tall, handsome and only semi-awkward.

She looks around the coffee place as if to make sure the no one is eavesdropping on us, woman that just makes you look just as suspicious as if you were wearing glasses, a cap and a hood indoors. "Well, it makes sense right? You end up swallowing some kind of genetically altered spider, which you called a 'Mutate Situation', and then you get powers though I don't actually know what powers you got. A few weeks later there's a guy swinging around town in red and blue spandex calling himself 'Spider-Man' and saving people, that can't just be a coincidence can it."

I regret making her smarter though I can't help but be more attracted to her now that she's using her brain, everything she said made sense and was solidly backed up, I'm proud of her. But shouldn't she know that Peter is Spider-Man by now, she lives next to him and should have heard a noise late at night before seeing him crawl in through his window dressed as Spider-Man, or did that not happen because of me. Think, think why would that have not happened, it was late at night and she should have heard a noise, wait that's it, she should have heard a noise. Originally Mary Jane should have just been relaxing in her room, heard a noise and then catch Peter in the act but know she actually study with headphones in which means that she didn't hear the noise and witness Peter dressed up as Spider-Man, that's why she suspects me instead and she close enough to me to actually confront me about it.

"Mary Jane, I wouldn't be caught dead in spandex. If I was gonna dress up and save people at night I'd do it dressed up in armour and a helmet. If it's possible that I was given power by a genetically altered spider made by Oscorp then isn't it possible that someone else was also given powers by a different genetically altered spider at Oscorp?" I tell her in a bit of a slightly condescending manner just to really sell it.

Mary Jane now looks a bit confused. "I- I suppose, but if that isn't what you wanted to tell me then what is?" She asks me flustered. "Oh, I just wanted to tell you that I now have a internship at the Baxter building with 'Fantastic Four, Inc' and were are gonna have to cut back a bit on our tutoring sessions, no big deal."

"WHAT!?" She screeches, I'm really gonna have to train that out of her.

[][FlashBack End][]

Suffice to say she was a bit startled at the news...

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