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Supreme Simple System

Wiradhi Ranata, a 31 years old NEET, is Isekai'd after he get choked to the death when eating mochi on New Year. As cliché as it sounds, he got a System like every other Isekai'd MC out there. With the System in Hand, the World is in my Hand! And thus began his Adventure, completing quests, killing monsters and villains, and of course, gathering heavenly beauties in his Harem!

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Faladhina Kiseki II

After I investigated it, I found out that my Uncle have reported my parent's "kids education program" to his own parents.

And in turn his Father comes to my house and have a "heart to heart talk" with my parents regarding how to raise your children with love and care.

I remember then...., that at some point in time during this year, my Father is hospitalized for a whole season after he is dueling with someone.

My Mother also have bandage on her face and body, turning my Mommy to become like someone cosplaying as a half mummy....

After my Father gets out from the hospital, he didn't treat me as harsh as before...., is this something related to that event?

I didn't know.

But one thing is sure, it's because of my Uncle's help that I am not treated harshly by my parents anymore.

Ah, Uncle..... You are the Best~!

I love You~! "\(->o<-)/"

And then with a happy heart, I come over to my beloved Uncle's house on the next day.

Huh? The house is empty...., Are they all going out somewhere?

I decided to just wait on the living room, and then because I am bored, I entered my Uncle's room to play some games on his computer.

My kind Uncle already gives me permission to enter his room even if he is not in the house so that I can play with his games, watched his anime collection, or reading his massive collection of mangas and light novels to my heart content.

After one hour, there is still no one coming home.

I have already done playing games, now it's the time to read some manga :)

Hm? What is that book that is hidden behind the rack where his manga collection should be?

I know that my Uncle is a neat person to the point of almost bordering on Obsessive Compulsion Disorder, so there is no way that he would let a stray book left out of its place.

'Oh! Could it be!? Is it the Secret Cultivation Manual he is cultivating that he have hidden there!?'

Finally, out of curiosity, I reach out to get that book while cautiously looking around if my Uncle placed some mystical trap or whatsoever to prevent other people from having access to his secret.

Believe me, despite him being a very kind person, my Uncle also have a side of his devilish penchant to lay down nasty mystical traps all around his room.

That's why altough he allowed me to come into his room whenever I visit his house, I myself never dared to venture to any spot that he never say his permission for me to touch.

I have witnessed so many insects and small animals that comes inside his room from the opened window become the victim of his nasty traps.

There was a house newt that try to enter the drawer of his study table and get fried alive by high temperature, compressed air until it becomes a charcoal.

There are also uncountable number of flies, cockroach and mosquitoes that are electrocuted to their deaths just from trying to pass over the windows in his room, their dead bodies can't even get in a single milimeter in to my Uncle's room before they are falling to their deaths outside.

All in all, while I am free to play on his computer, rummaging his manga and novel collection on the cabinet and even laying off on his bed, I absolutely never dare to touch his study table or look at whatever things that is being stored inside his wardrobe.

Oh..., turned out that book is safe to touch and there is no mystical or physical traps being triggered there....

And here I am, already preparing to jump off to safety or activating my body protection talisman in case of something unexpected happens.

Sorry, Uncle, just let this naughty little girl knows what secret you have there :p

Hmmm..... The book looks to be still in pristine condition, so it must be something new.

The cover of the book, colored totally in pink are still glossy like a new magazine you just bought from the bookstore.

The pink sakura cover of the book only have the title written in a very romantique style.

Is this really a Secret Cultivation Manual?

Why do it looks more like those Shoujo Romance Novel to me, it just didn't have any suggestive picture on it to complete the image.

I read the title of the book written on it's cover, it's "Mystic Heart Emperor Kamasutra".

(Author's Note: At this point in time, I believe that all the Gentleman of Culture reading this novel already know what kind of Cultivation Manual is that XD)

Mystic Heart Emperor? Wow, what a very domineering name.

I don't know what a Kamasutra is, but just the first three words of its title is already showing the magnificance of this cultivation manual.

Compared to our family clan cultivation manuals, which are titled like "Steady Goat Jumping the Mountains" or "Goldenfish Leaping Through the Dragon Gate" or "How to Cultivate for Dummy I-X Edition", this cultivation manual are surely on a very different level if we judged it by the name alone.

This must be it! This must be the Cultivation Manual my Uncle practiced so that he can even defeat me when he is one level lower than me!

And so, with eager heart, I opened the book and begin to read the Cultivation Manual. .....

Poooofffff~!!!!!!!

If it's in anime world, hot steam will be surely coming out from my head and my face..., no..., my entire body would be as red as boiled crab!

Uncle!!!!! What kind of cultivation technique did you practice!

So Dirty~!!!!! So ERoooo~!!!!! So..... so... Oh mai Goddess..... Oh noooo~~~~~ I can't stop reading this cultivation manual.

A curse! A curse must be placed on this book!

No matter how much I struggled, I can't peel off my eyes from every detailed pictures on this book, picturing a man and a woman in glorious pose as they engaged in an unspeakable, questionable, secret activity that is sacred only to those who have exchanged their vow for their love and live in the chapel.

Oh mai Goddddd~~~~~ Oh mai Goddesss~~~~ Oh Heavens~~~~! No No No~!!!!!

This pose seems very good...., I mean..., very beneficial for cultivation.

Ah! This pose also seems very good, too.

That pose seems a bit difficult, but it is said that if I can successfully doing it with Uncl.... bah! What kind of thing did my brain started to think of?

But...., My Uncle is both devilishly handsome and angelically very charming.... He is strong in body and tender in heart, too~

I..... I think doing various activity together with him like what is depicted in this book will feel very goo.... I mean, it will be tremendously benefit both of us in cultivation! Yes! It's all for cultivation! I am absolutely, 169% sure that I didn't have any ulterior motive like seeking for carnal pleasure for now.

I am still Innocent! I am only 12 years old this year. I am absolutely still a pure, innocent little girl whose heart and mind are as white as a piece of blank paper.

Oh, where is the scanner in this house? I need to make a copy of this book for browsing and study reference.

Yup, I absolutely didn't think of anything like using this book as material to do some perverted things or questionable acts with my pure heart in mind.

And so..., I spent the whole evening scanning and copying the entire content of that cultivation manual.

Fuuuhhhh..... It's a good thing that my Uncle and his whole family are not in home until the night comes or else I would be so embarassed if they caught me copying a porn boo.... I mean, such that kind of dual cultivation manual....

Eh? Why did I feel a guilty pleasure now? I repeat again, I am absolutely innocent! I don't have any ulterior motives whatsoever!