Weekend at Bobby's

Park Daytime, Children are playing in the playground and not far away Dean is examining a body with a large hole in its chest Sam says "No EMF. Find anything in there?" Dean takes off his glove and drops it on the ground and says "Yeah, I've got some kind of a claw.Dean picks up the claw from the ground, Sam asks "What in the hell has a claw like that?" Dean pulls out his phone, "That is a good question." Dean makes a call, Dean is still waiting for Bobby to answer and looks over at Sam and shrugs, Sam says "Maybe he's in the can." Inside Bobby's House, Bobby and Sarah enters the house from the kitchen back door, wiping his hands. He tosses the towel down and answers the phone "Yeah?" Dean says "What happened, you fall and can't get up?" Bobby says "Hilarious, What's up?" Dean over the phone says "We're in Wisconsin, Six bodies, chests cracked wide open. No EMF, no sulfur, no hex bags We did find this though – hold on." Dean takes a picture of the claw with his cell phone "Alright, check your wagon."

Bobby watches as the image downloads from his email "That's a new one." Dean says "Yeah. We need an ID ASAP." This thing is on a rampage. Call us as soon as you dig something up." Bobby looks anxious, "Dean, We're a little busy." Dean says "Well then, kick Bo Derek out of your bathtub, We gotta case here." Bobby shakes his head, "I'll call you back." He hangs up the phone Bobby and Sarah starts their research, "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers plays as he works. Bobby is getting frustrated "Balls!" He slams a book shut.

Bobby's Town, Daytime Bobby and Sarah riving and passes his neighbour, who waves at him. Bobby waves back. He drives to Sioux Falls University Library, but it is closed. Bobby sighs and looks inside Sarah and Bobby goes around back and breaks a window to get inside and one at a time climbs in the window and falls inside "Balls." Sarah asks "You Okay Bobby?" Bobby says "Yeah i'm good lets get this book before anyone notices us." They both go back to the car with a book. Bobby tries to start the car, but the engine won't turn over "Come on. Come on. Bobby tries the engine one more time and sighs "Balls."

Nighttime Bobby's House, Sarah and Bobby makes it back home at 1:07 am and does more research. The clock on his desk ticks over. Bobby starts to nod off. The clock reads 2:47 am and keeps ticking to 3:02 am, when Bobby wakes with a start Sarah continues with her research and so bobby got some sleep and then the time was 5:09 am so she phones Dean and says "You're hunting a Lamia." In a hotel Room Wisconsin Daytime, Dean is eating take-out food "Come again?" Takes a bite of his sandwich Sarah says over the phone " It's a monster. Juices hearts, chugs the blood. sighs "Never heard of one popping up..." In a hotel room Wisconsin, " ... outside of Greece though." Dean gets up and "Yeah, well, looks like this freak is immigrating. It's snacking on cheese heads, How do we gank it?" Sarah yawns "There's a couple of ways. Easiest is a silver knife blessed...by a padre." Dean says "Gotcha." He hangs up the phone and Sarah looks at the receiver "You're Welcome."

Sarah hangs up and puts down the phone as she yawns, Bobby has woken up and then a woman says "Hey, I'm still here!" Bobby and Sarah walks downstairs to the panic room "Hey there, cranky. You were both gone so long, I just assumed alcoholic coma." The crossroads demon, who has red eyes, is tied to a chair inside a devil's trap and Bobby asks "Where were we?" Crossroads Demon says "Your soul." Bobby says "Right. Talk." Crossroads Demon says "Look at you, all in a rush. Foreplay... uncrosses her legs and recrosses them " ...gets you more play." Bobby says " I want Crowley's name." The crossroads demon looks at him and Sarah and smiles "His real name, back when he was flesh and blood." Crossroads Demon changes eyes from red to normal " Does tying up demons in your basement make you feel better about that time that you killed your wife?" Sarah picks up a bag and passes it to Bobby and brings it over to the demon, "What's that?" Bobby says " You don't recognize them? They're yours."

Bobby places the bag in a large metal tub. He lights a flame thrower Crossroads Demon says "It won't work. It's a myth." Bobby and Sarah looking at the flame and Bobby says "Then you got nothing to worry about." Bobby points the flames over the metal tub. The demon screams in pain. Bobby lowers the flame thrower, gasping in pain " I can't." Bobby makes the flames higher again over the tub, The demon screams and Bobby lowers the flame thrower "You don't know what he'll do to me." Bobby says " Right now you better worry about me." Crossroads Demon says "You don't get it. He's the King." Bobby burns her again "King of the Crossroads. I've heard the speech." Crossroads Demon says "No. King of Hell." Both Sarah and Bobby look at each other stunned by what they had just both found out, The doorbell rings. Bobby blows out the pilot of the flame thrower. The doorbell rings again "You gonna get that or what?" Sarah and Bobby walks to the front door as the bell rings again. Bobby looks through the peephole and sees his female neighbor holding something and arranging her hair. Bobby checks his breath and tries to straighten his clothes a bit before opening the door and stepping onto the porch.

Sarah disappears to give them some alone time, Bobby looks around "Marcy." Marcy asks " Bobby Singer. How long have we been neighbors?" Bobby guessing "Six months?" Marcy says "Well, don't you think it's time you welcomed me to the neighborhood?" She offers the tray to Bobby and uncovers it "My famous ginger peach cobbler." Bobby looks at it, then at Marcy "Take a whiff. Seriously, I'm a genius." Bobby sniffs, rolls his eyes and smiles. Marcy also smiles. Marcy then hears the crossroads demon screaming for help. Bobby closes the door slightly "It's stupid horror flicks. Guilty pleasure." Marcy says "I love scary movies. Hey have you seen "Drag Me To Hell"?" Bobby awkward pause "Trying to avoid it." Marcy says " But it's fantastic. Marcy takes another deep breath "Saturday, seven o'clock, my house. I'll fix you dinner and I'll whip up a batch of my famous white chocolate popcorn and we'll watch it. Deal?" Bobby looks down, That sounds super, Marcy, but uh –" Marcy says "kay, no worries. Um, hey, one other thing. Uh, my wood chipper – it's a piece of crap, you know. It just broke down on me and – and I hear that you're quite handy. Maybe you could come over and take a look. You know, just whenever –"

Bobby says "Yeah. I'll see what I can do." Marcy smiled pleased "Okay" The two look at each other, then shake hands "Well, okay... Marcy holds Bobby's hand for a little longer "...okay, I'll see you soon." Marcy waves goodbye. She and Bobby turn to leave, each looking back at the other a few times. Bobby closes the door and smiles at the cobbler in his hands, Sarah says "She sees sweet bobby maybe you should go over to hers." Bobby was going to reply but then he remembered the crossroads demon downstairs and they both headed down the stairs to the basement and Crossroads Demon says "Aww. She sounds nice. Bobby walks past the demon, ignoring her " Are you going to make sweet love to her before you stab her to death, Bobby?" Bobby relights the pilot of the flame thrower "That is your usual thing, right?" Bobby aims the flame at the metal tub and the demon starts screaming again " I want Crowley's name now!" The demon continues to scream and we see her flesh blister and burn "Crowley's name!" Crossroads Demon says "Okay, okay. Bobby take the flame off the tub "MacLeod. Fergus MacLeod. I swear. We call him Lucky the Leprechaun behind his back." Sarah says "MacLeod's Scottish, Einstein." Crossroads Demon says "You got what you want, now send me back. Bobby grabs a can of lighter fluid and soaks what's in the tub "No! Bobby keeps pouring lighter fluid "We had a deal." Bobby says " We gave it my best effort." Crossroads Demon says "No!" The demon screams as Bobby torches the items in the tub. When he is finished, Bobby blows out the pilot light of the flame thrower.

Bobby and Sarah are look over a map of Scotland when the phone rings Bobby checks the caller ID and says "Yeah, Garth, what do you got? Bobby listens to Garth " Never heard of a vamp doin' that. It doesn't sound like our kind of thing. Better drop a dime to the FBI." Bobby hangs up the phone and places it back on its charger. Another phone labeled "FBI Tom Willis" rings "Willis, FBI. Bobby listens to the caller "No, Garth, not me, the FBI. The real FBI! How are you still alive?" Bobby hangs up the phone and another line rings. It is labeled "CDC Frank Castle". The phone keeps on ringing " Uh huh. Of course she's one of ours and if she says she's got to dig that grave up, you better damn well let her." Bobby hangs up the phone labeled "Police Pete Lovell". Bobby tries to take a sip of coffee and another line rings. Bobby looks bored listening to the caller, then hangs up. Bobby is reading and drinking his coffee when he hears banging on his door. Bobby gets up to answer the back kitchen door. It is Rufus Turner.

Rufus out of breath " Oh, good, you're home! Listen. You and Sarah gotta help me bury a body." They both look at Rufus stares in disbelief, then Bobby rolls his eyes, Bobby and Sarah are walking with Rufus and Bobby asks "Why'd you bring it here?" Rufus says "The law is on my tail! What was your guess? they both look at Rufus "What, what, what? They got lucky." Bobby says " Yeah, or you're getting slow." Rufus says "Yeah, I'm getting slow – says mister sits on his ass all day taking calls." Bobby, Sarah and Rufus reach Rufus' truck. Rufus lowers the tailgate and uncovers the body of an Asian woman. Rufus gestures at the body and Sarah looks at the body "Vamp, shifter – what?" Rufus says "None of the above" Rufus pulls the lips on the body back to expose the teeth and looks over at Bobby and Sarah, Bobby says " Okami? Where'd you shiv it?" Rufus says "Get this. Billings." Rufus closes his mouth.

Bobby says " The only time I ever saw one of these was in Japan." Rufus says "Duh. No one's ever seen one of these except in Japan." Sarah says "For what it's worth, Sam and Dean are tracking a Lamia in Wisconsin." Rufus says "Get out. I thought they never leave Greece." Bobby shakes his head slightly " Monsters lately. Is it me, or is it weird?" Rufus says "Yeah well, it's definitely something. Rufus stops pondering and snaps his head up "So, you got a shovel?" Bobby uses a mechanical digger to dig a hole. Rufus stands by with a shovel, watching Bobby operate the machine "Man, I know what I want for Hanukkah." Bobby, Sarah and Rufus approach a deep, rectangular hole in the ground. Rufus drops the body into the hole and the three of them are finishing filling in the hole "So the son of a bitch's name is Fergus McCloud?" Bobby says "That's the son of a bitch's name." Rufus raking the dirt over the ground "Where are you two gonna look?" Bobby rests on shovel to look at Rufus "Scotland. Crowley let slip that he likes Craig. It's, uh –" Rufus stops raking "It's Scotch. Only made and sold in a tiny area on the north tip of Caithness county. It's peaty and sharp, with a long finish of citrus and tobacco notes. Rufus goes back to raking as both Bobby and Sarah stares at him. Rufus notices and stops "Hey, what? What am I, a heathen? Rufus throws out his arms "I know what Craig is."

Bobby says "Well, I got a hunch that that's where Crowley lived and died back when he was a human, a few hundred years before he got the big squeeze in hell and came out a demon." Rufus stops to look at Bobby "You know I've got contacts over there pauses " I could make a few calls." Starts raking again, Bobby rests on shovel again "Well, we ain't askin' for no help." Rufus rests on his rake " I ain't askin' for neither of your permissions." Sarah, Rufus and Bobby smooth over the dirt.

Back Inside Bobby's House, Bobby is about to cut a piece of the cobbler when the phone rings. Bobby puts down the knife and walks over to the phone "Yeah." Dean asks "What's another way to kill a Lamia?" Bobby asks "Well, what happened to the silver knife... There is a dead priest at Dean's feet. "... blessed by a priest?" Dean says "That didn't pan out. What's plan B?" Behind Dean Sam being tossed into a pillar. Dean winces and Sam in pains says "Dean." Sam is pulled away from the pillar. Sarah is looking in a book and they both hears knocking on the front door and the Voice at the Door " Police!" Bobby still on the phone "Balls!" Dean says "Come on Bobby, get the lead out!" Sarah is looking through the book and Bobby asks "Where are you?" Dean says "In a church. In a rectory." Sarah shows a page she found and shows Bobby "Is there a kitchen?" Dean over the phone says "Yeah."

Bobby says " Find salt..." Dean is scoping out the kitchen listening to Bobby with the creature's growls in the background "...and rosemary." Bobby raises his head at the pounding at his door "Open up, Singer!" Sam is being tossed around in the kitchen while Dean, still on the phone with Bobby, searches the cabinets for salt and rosemary At Bobby's front door is Sheriff Jody Mills and a man, Sarah with Bobby's permission opened the door, the man flashes an FBI badge at them "Mr. Singer oh i'm sorry who's this?" Sarah says "Sarah Moore." Agent Adam continues "I'm Agent Adams and I believe you both know Sheriff Mills." Dean is still searching the kitchen cabinets. Bobby gestures that he will be with Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills in a moment "My mom. Just a sec." Bobby turns to walk into the study, Dean is still looking in the cabinets and he gets excited "Rosemary!" The Creature growls.

Dean over the phone "I got it!" Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills follow Bobby and Sarah into the house "Great, great. Now blend the herbs... Dean is pouring the salt into a bowl "...saute over a high heat...cook well." Bobby listens to the screams over the phone, Dean is pulling the stove away from the wall and the Lamia tosses Sam hard into a corner, "Sammy!" Dean is trying to light his lighter, Dean voice heard as the lighter clicks " Fire in the hole!" Dean is using the gas line as a makeshift flamethrower and aims it at the Lamia. Sam shields himself in the corner. The creature's screams are heard."

Bobby says "Okay. Great. Great. Enjoy the roast, Mom." Bobby hangs up the phone and turns to see Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills standing behind Sarah and him, Agent Adams has a sketch in his hand "Have you seen this man? Rufus Turner, aka Luther Vandros, aka Ruben Studdard." Bobby says "No, I've never seen that dick." Agent Adams asks "How do you know he's a dick?" Bobby says "Lucky Guess." Sheriff Mills rolls her eyes, Agent Adams says "Funny. 'Cause I got a couple of guys working the highway said they saw him pull in here. Carrying a body." Bobby says "Well, that's ridiculous. Look, it's a workday, we gotta..." Agent Adams says "I just want to take a look around." Bobby takes two steps in Agent Adams' direction "You got a warrant, sonny?" Agent Adams walking forward to be in Bobby's face "Well, do I need one, sir?" The two stare at each other, Sheriff Mills patting both men on the chest "Okay fellas, put the rulers away. Zip up. talks to Agent Adams "Look, Bobby here is a kind of a looks at Bobby for the right word " crank. And he ain't what you call a fan of big brother, but me and him – to Bobby "How long I been arresting you now? Ten years?"

Bobby says "Thereabouts." Sheriff Mills says "Yeah, we got a history, so... what do you say just let me scope the place out? That okay? You could just wait outside." Agent Adams looks at Sheriff Mills then turns for the door "She turns back to Bobby and Sarah." Bobby asks "Why did you send him outside?" Sheriff Mills says "Cause I didn't think you'd want him in here." Bobby says "I don't. I've got a body in the basement." Sheriff Mills says "My point." Sarah says "Yeah, but there's another body buried in the yard. Sheriff Mills eyes get wide Sheriff Mills "Damn it. She goes to the front door to look outside, then looks at Bobby "He's not there." Bobby irritated sigh "Balls."

Bobby's Yard Daytime, Sheriff Mills, Bobby and Sarah walk outside and find Agent Adams "Mr. Singer, come with me, please." The three of them exchange a look, then follow Agent Adams. Agent Adams stops in front of a now empty hole where Rufus, Sarah and Bobby buried the Okami." Agent Adams asks "Do you mind explaining this?" Bobby says "What, you never had a septic tank explode on you? I got it pretty well cleaned up, but watch where you step." Agent Adams checks the bottom of his shoes. Rufus is driving while on the phone with Bobby, Bobby says " Get back here!" Rufus says "Get back – I'm two states over, Bobby. I can't." Bobby is on the phone while they are both carrying a large bag "The Okami ain't dead." Rufus says "Of course it is." Sarah and Bobby pulls various knives out of a bag, Bobby asks "Did you use a bamboo dagger?" Rufus says "Yeah." Bobby asks "Blessed by a Shinto priest?" Rufus says " I'm not an imbecile, Bobby."

Sarah asks "Did you stab it seven times?" Rufus pauses "Five times." Bobby exasperated "Its Seven!" Rufus says "No, I'm pretty sure it's five." Bobby says "Well, clearly it's seven times, The damn hole is empty." Sarah asks "What was it feeding on when you found it?" Rufus says "Single white females –While they slept." Bobby has an "oh, no" look on his face.

Inside Marcy's House nighttime, Marcy is getting ready to go to bed. She closes an open window and locks it. She turns to go down the hall and we see a figure quickly pass the window. Marcy locks the front door as something watches from the kitchen. She has just walked away from the door when Bobby kicks in the door. Marcy screams "Bobby?" Bobby out of breath "Where's your bedroom?" Marcy, still in shock, points the way and Bobby and Sarah, runs down the hall. Bobby pushes open the door and checks under the bed. As they both continue checking the bedroom Marcy walks in "Bobby, I'm trying to keep my cool but, what are you two doing in my house with shotguns?" They stop searching and Bobby says "Have you seen anything pauses for the right word weird?" Marcy raises eyebrows "You mean besides you two?" Marcy's eyes wander up to the corner of the ceiling and she gasps. Bobby and Sarah follows her gaze to the corner behind him and the Okami pounces on him. The Okami wrestles with Bobby and tosses him out the window and The Okami then turns to Marcy and Sarah, who quickly backs out of the room, closing the door. The Okami goes out the same window Bobby did and Bobby is just getting up when the Okami rushes him and knocks him back down. Bobby gets up and the Okami lunges at him again, but Bobby sidesteps and it crashes into a tree, Bobby tries to keep it pinned against the tree but the Okami punches him and he flies backwards. He hits the wood chipper and powers it up by accident. The Okami attacks again and the two wrestle near the blades Sarah and Marcy comes running outside "Bobby, no! Look out!" Bobby knees the Okami and rolls out from under her. Bobby shoves the Okami toward the blades and blood and flesh start to come out of the other end of the wood chipper... where Marcy and Sarah is standing. Bobby is hit with some of the blood as the rest of the Okami is shredded. Bobby then walks towards the controls to turn off the wood chipper and sees both Sarah and Marcy and he says to Marcy " I, uh ��� I thought your chipper was broke." Marcy says "I just said that to get you over here." Bobby pauses "Oh. Well, I guess I could come over for dinner some night. Might be fun." Marcy says "I don't think so." Bobby has an "it figures" look and nods " Story of my life."

Bobby is on the phone with Rufus, whilst Sarah gets herself cleaned up and a change of clothes, " You're both still alive, huh." Bobby says "Don't act so surprised." Outside Diner, Rufus is parked in front of a diner while talking to Bobby "How about Godzilla?" Bobby says "Put her down." Rufus over the phone says "So you just happened to have a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto priest laying around?" Bobby says "Wood Chipper." Rufus says "Oh, okey dokey. Wood chipper, that – that pretty much trumps everything, Look, listen, Bobby, thank you. I screwed up." Bobby says "Forget it. I figure –I still owe you more than you owe me." Rufus is taken aback by Bobby's words "Rufus says "Alrighty, then add one more thing to the list. I got a lead on your boy Crowley." Sarah is out of the bathroom fully dressed and Bobby grabs a pencil Rufus says " AKA –Fergus Roderick MacLeod. Born in Canisbay, Scotland, 1661." Bobby says "Great. I don't know what that's gonna get me."

Rufus over the phone " Alright –Well, then, behind door number 2, Bob, Crowley had a son." Bobby very interested "Did he now?" Rufus over the phone says "Yeah, by the name of Gavin, Moved across the pond when his parents bit it. Captained a trading ship –...that went down in Massachusetts in 1723 couple of Cousteau wannabes found the wreck about 30 years ago." Bobby asks "They fish out his bones?" Rufus says "No. No, They did find his signet ring though it's part of the "Treasures from...the Deep" exhibit at the Maritime Museum at Andover." Bobby says " I need that ring." Rufus widens his eyes "Oooh. Oooh Are you, um – you askin' for my help, Bob?" Bobby looks at the phone like he wishes he could strangle it "Bobby?" Bobby says "I'm asking for a ring. And – I'd appreciate your – ...help getting it." Rufus says " I'm way ahead of you, brother, I'm headed for Andover now. I should be there about midnight You're, um... you're thinking hostage exchange, aren't you? I mean, you get the ring, you can summon Junior's ghost, Get the ghost, you can swap Crowley his son for your soul."

Bobby says "Something like that." Rufus says "Let's hope that works out." Bobby opens the refrigerator to get the cobbler Marcy made him. He picks up a knife to cut a slice when the phone rings. Bobby puts down the knife to answer the phone. The caller ID says "John P. Jones." Bobby asks "Dean. You alright?" Dean says "Yeah. Yeah, the Lamia grilled up fine." Bobby says " I sense a "but" coming on." Dean says "It's Sam, Bobby." Bobby looks upwards, "He's just – he's different. You know, I get it. You go through something like that and – and you change, but something's not right to me." Bobby hears the other line beeping and checks the caller ID "Dean." Dean says "I got a few questions –...about that year, You and Sarah saw him and I didn't." Bobby says "Dean. I got another call." Dean says "You what?" Bobby says "Just hang on, I got take this. It's –...important." Dean laughs "More important than Sam? Dean hears a click on the line "Bobby?"

Bobby can hear sirens over the phone "Rufus?" Rufus is driving very fast with police sirens and lights flashing behind him "The good news is I snagged the ring, Bobby." Rufus says "However..." Bobby says "Tell me that ain't –" Rufus over the phone says "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three guesses and one of them – it ain't the paramedics." Bobby listens helplessly "Listen, Bobby. Bobby, I gotta stash...this ring." Bobby says "Well, don't swallow it." Rufus pauses "Right! I'm swallowing it, Bobby!" Rufus swallows the ring Bobby says "Don't swallow it!" Bobby can hear Rufus swallowing, then drinking something and sighs, Bobby says "Damn it." Rufus over the phone says "Oh, hell." Police officer over the phone says "Hands where I can see them!" Rufus over the phone says "Whoa, whoa, whoa! That is unnecessary force! I know my rights!" Bobby hangs up on Rufus and clicks back to Dean "Still there, Dean?"

Dean says "Bobby, what the hell?" Bobby looks annoyed "I, uh – sorry." Dean stands up "You know you and Sarah are the two people that I can talk to about this stuff, about Sam –...about leaving Lisa and Ben. I mean I don't –I don't even know which way is up right now Bobby?" Bobby is staring off into the distance, "Hello?" Bobby says ": I – I hear you, son. I – it just ain't a good time." Dean over the phone says "Forget it. I mean I'm baring my soul like a freaking girl here and, uh –And you've got stuff to do. So that is – that's fine.That's fine but, seriously, a little selfish Not all about you." Sarah is standing beside Bobby and hears everything that's been said and feels so bad for Bobby she looks up to him like a father every since they meet and Bobby says "Where's your brother?" Dean says "Outside." Bobby says " I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes –Sometimes... out of the three of you, you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I ever met! I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you! Everything! You need some lores scrounged up –You need your asses pulled out of the fire –You need someone to bitch to about each other – Sam looks at Dean puzzled "You call me and I come through –Every damn time! And what do I get for it? Jack with a side of squat!" Dean says "Bobby –" Bobby says "Do I sound like I'm done?"

"Now look. I know you've got issues." Bobby is pacing the room "God knows I know. But I got a newsflash for you. You ain't the center of the universe! Now, it may have slipped your mind...that Crowley owns my soul! And the meter is running! And I will be damned if I'm going to sit around –And – and be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once?" Dean looks very humble and Sam calm "Bobby, all – all you got to do is ask." Dean says "Anything you need... we're there." Bobby still cooling off, shakes his head. Bridge, Sarah and Bobby leaning on a car, arms crossed, waiting. Sheriff Mills drives up, puts the patrol car in park and turns off the engine I got a call from Marcy Wards. Seems she had a little "home invasion?" Told her I'd look into it. The Sheriff smiles " Didn't bother filing a report." Bobby says "Thanks. takes a deep breath "I need a favor." Sheriff Mills says "Luther Vandros show up? Tell him I'm a fan." Bobby says "His real name is Rufus Turner. He's being held in Andover, Mass., on a burglary charge. I need you to get him extradited here." Sheriff mills says "Extradited? Extradited for what?" Bobby says "Murder." Sheriff Mills laughs, then sees that Bobby is not joking "You're not joking? Bobby shakes his head "Do you have any idea what it takes to extradite a prisoner? I'd need a court order, permission from the DA... I –I would have to call in every marker I've got and hand out a few to boot."

Bobby says "So you're saying there's a chance." Sheriff Mills says "And if by some miracle we can get him here, then what? Then your pal's here on a murder charge. How are you gonna get him out from under that one?" Bobby says "Let me handle the B side." Sheriff mills laughs " I like you, Bobby Bobby lowers his head a bit "But this could nuke my career." Bobby sighs "Look, I've done a lot for this town. Some you know about. tilts his head "Some you don't and I'm not real good at this whole asking for help thing but –" Sheriff Mills says " I'm sorry, Bobby. I can't." She starts the engine and drives off. Inside Bobby's House Daytime, Bobby pours himself a drink. Bobby is about to take a drink when he hears knocking on the door. Bobby opens the door to see Sheriff Mills.... with Rufus " Miss me?" Rufus walks into Bobby's kitchen. Bobby looks in shock at Sheriff Mills "How did you –" Sheriff Mills says "Don't ask. You got one hour, then I call the feds and tell them he busted out." Bobby says "Thanks." Sheriff Mills says "I lose my job over this, I am taking it out of your asses!" Sheriff Mills leaves as Bobby nods to himself. Bobby then turns his attention to Rufus, who is looking around the kitchen and Sarah says "Please tell me the ring is still in your stomach." Rufus fishes in his pants pocket and produces the ring for Bobby. Bobby looks at the ring " I'll go boil some water." He walks off and Rufus says "What?"

Bobby pours a circle of salt and appears to be performing a summoning spell "Amate spiritus oscorte tae quadaramos aramos nobiscume quarde ahpule nos chikitara." Bobby throws something at a candle that makes the flame flare high. Bobby can soon see his breath in front of him. There is a ghost flickering to his right. Bobby slowly turns to look at the spirit and asks "Gavin MacLeod?" Gavin says "Yes. pauses "Is – is this hell?" Bobby says "That's gonna depend on you Gavin stares at Bobby and Sarah "You Fergus MacLeod's boy? You, me and Sarah ... we're gonna have a nice long chat. Sometime later Bobby is performing another summoning ritual. This time Crowley shows up and he looks very annoyed "Well, you look like hammered crap." Crowley says "And you're a vision as always." Bobby and Crowley look each other over, then Crowley looks up to see that he is standing beneath a devil's trap "Don't we both know how this game ends? Really Bobby, you gotta know when to fold 'em." Sarah gets involved and says "Word on the street is that ever since Lucifer went to the pokey, you're the big kahuna downstairs."

Crowley says "I see you've been reading the trades." Bobby says "Trouble in Paradise?" Crowley says "Mate. You... have no idea. I thought... when I got the corner office... I thought it was all going to be rainbows and two-headed puppies. But, if I'm being honest, it's been hell." Bobby asks " thought that was the point." Crowley finishes his drink and says "You know what the problem with demons is?" Bobby says "They're demons." Crowley says "Exactly. Evil lying prats. The whole lot of them and tupid. Try to show them a – a new way, a better way. And what do you get? Bugger all. You know, there's days that I think Lucifer's whole "Spike anything with black eyes" plan wasn't half bad. Hmm. Feels good to get it off my chest. We should make this a thing." Bobby sarcastically "Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?" Crowley says " A little. Bobby gives him a dirty look "Anyhoo. Obviously not here for a social call. So on with it." Bobby says "I want –" Crowley grunts to interrupt and puts up his hand "Save you the recap. In fact I'll do the shorthand for you, I want my soul back, idjit 'Fraid not. (points at Bobby and speaks in mock voice) But I'm surly and I got a beard. Gimme! Blah, blah, blah. Homespun cornpone insult, witty retort from yours truly. The bottom line is, you get bubkes. Are we done?" Bobby says "Just getting started." Bobby looks over to his left and Gavin appears. Crowley looks startled. He looks at Gavin, then Bobby and back to Gavin Crowley says "Gavin? Is that you? It – it's been so long. I love you so – Sorry. Your soul for my boy, is that it, right? I've got to give you credit for thinking outside the box on that one, but – problem is... I loathe the little bastard. You want to torture him, just let me pull up a chair and watch. Hell, burn his bones and send him down to me and we can have a family reunion. That right, son? You picked the wrong bargaining chip this time, my friend."

Sarah says "He ain't a chip, Bobby was just using him to dig up dirt on you and since Gavin hates you maybe even more than you hate him, he was more than happy to squawk." Crowley says "What did you tell her, son?" Gavin smiles wickedly " Everything." Gavin looks very satisfied then flickers out and Bobby says " I know it all now. Fergus. You may be king of the dirt bags here but, in life, you were nothing but a two-bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra three inches below the belt." Crowley says "Just trying to hit double digits So, you got a glimpse behind the curtain. And?" Bobby says " And – now I know where you're planted." Sarah picks up a cell phone and tosses it at Crowley. Crowley puts the phone to his ear and hears Dean's voice "Hiya, Crowley." Crowley says "Dean. It's been a long time. We should get together." Dean says "Sure." Dean says "We'll have to do that when I get back." Crowley says "Back?"

Dean over the phone says "Yeah, Me and Sam – we've gone international. In fact, we're in your neck of the woods Crowley looks upset "Did you really use to wear a skirt?" Crowley says "A kilt. I had very athletic calves. What's the game?" Dean over the phone says " Dominoes, In fact we just dug yours up." Sam and Dean are looking down at a pile of bones Crowley to Bobby says "This is ridiculous. The whole burning bones thing – it's a myth." Bobby says "I know an employee of yours who would disagree." Crowley says " That's where she got to." Sarah says "You demons. You think you're something special. But you're just spirits. Twisted, perverted, evil spirits. But, end of the day, you're nothing but ghosts with an ego. We torch your bones, you go up in flames." Dean over the phone "You hear that, Crowley?" Crowley looks down at the phone "That's me flicking my Bic for you."

Bobby says "Your bones for my soul. Going once... Going twice." Crowley tosses the phone to the ground exasperated "Bollocks." Crowley raises his hand palm to reveal the contract on Bobby's arms, he then turns his hand over and in a wiping motion begins to erase the contract "You can go ahead and leave in the part about my legs." Crowley rolls his eyes, but does as he is told. The rest of the contract disappears Bobby says "Pleasure doing business with you." Crowley says "Now if you don't mind."Crowley's gaze goes up to the devil's trap over his head, In Scotland Graveyard Daytime, Sam and Dean are still standing over Crowley's bones. Crowley appears behind them carrying a bag "I believe Sam and Dean turn at Crowley's voice "those are mine." Dean says "You know, now that I think about it, maybe I'll just napalm your ass anyhow." Crowley just looks at Dean as Sam extinguishes the flame of the lighter in Dean's hand and Sam says "Dean, he's a dick, but a deal's a deal." Crowley walks past the boys to Sam " don't need you fight my battles for me, Moose. Get bent."

Crowley inspects the bones as he puts them in the bag, then rises to look at Sam and Dean "Now, if you'll excuse me. I've a little hell to raise." Crowley disappears, over the Phone Bobby says "I appreciate you boys lending a hand." Dean says "Hey, any time we get to punk Crowley works for us." Sam says "Yeah." Bobby says "Still, knowing how much you love flying the friendly skies –I guess a nine hour plane trip was no picnic." Bobby was on loud speaker and Sarah asks "hat did you do, drink your way through it?" Dean says " I was fine." Sam says "No, he white knuckled his way through four puke bags." Dean says "But at least I was sober. If some nutjob decided to try something, I was ready. I had a fork."

Inside Bobby's House, Both Bobby and Sarah laughs and then Bobby says "Listen. Um – about the things I said earlier. I was in a tough spot and I – I guess I was –" Sam says "You were right, Bobby, We take you for granted." Dean says "You've been cleaning up our messes for years, Bobby. Without you, I don't even want to think about where me, Sarah and Sam would've ended up." Both Sam and Sarah nods in agreement and Bobby smiles at Sarah and the phone appreciating the things he's done for the three of them. Bobby then says "Okay then, let's roll credits on this chick flick, You boys have a safe flight. And, uh –Try some of the local grub, I hear it's... exotic." Dean says "Oh yeah, no, definitely. We are. I hear they have an olive garden." Sam looks at Dean and Both Sarah and Bobby roll their eyes and bobby hangs up the phone call, Sam tries to hang up the phone, but the car is so small he honks the horn Dean is driving, Bobby and Sarah has actually cut a piece of the cobbler each and sits down. As Bobby gets ready to take a bite, the phone rings. Bobby puts down the fork and the plate as he gets up to answer the phone "Willis, Yeah, he is. One of our best agents, in fact."