The French Mistake

On The Supernatural Set, Sam says "So...No angels?" Dean says "No angels, I think." Bob Singer says "But that was great!" Serge says "...it's not a problem with the stunt. It's a problem with the...signal." Sam asks "Should we be killing anybody?" Serge says "Interference." Dean says " I don't think so." Bob Singer says "Well, how much did we get?" Sam says "- Running?" Kevin says " - About half." Dean asks "Where?" Kevin says "Gets us right up to where they – Just before they hit the window." Bob says "You know, the part where they hit the window is the good part." Kevin says "Well, we can clean up, reset the window, takes about 95 minutes, basically. So, we'd have to blow off the scene where they sit on the impala and talk about their feelings." Sarah picks up a piece of the 'window' which wobbles back and forth, clearly made of some kind of gel, "Ha. Right. You answer the hate mail." Kevin says " Or we could have them fly at the window, then freeze frame. Then cut to black, act out." Bob says "Freeze frame." Kevin says "Um...Yeah. Freeze frame." Serge says "Serviceable." Bob says "Fine. Whatever. Season six. Moving on." Kevin says "Moving on! That's a wrap on Jared, Sarah and Jensen!"

Sarah says "W-who the hell are—" Interviewer says " Jared! Three minutes, okay? Great. takes Sam by the hand and leads him away and Dean asks "Where are we going?" Makeup Artist says " Jensen,Sarah there you are! Let's just get you both in a chair." Dean says "Wha—I'm not wearing any ma—" Dean looks at the cloth the makeup artist has just wiped over his face to find it covered in foundation "Oh, crap! I'm a painted whore!" Trish says "Trish Evian here with Jared Padalecki from tv's "Supernatural." So, Jared, season six." Sam is looking over his shoulder into the set of the panic room and turns back in confusion "What?" Trish asks "You beat the devil, lost your soul, and got it back again. So tell us, what's next for Sam Winchester?" Sam says "Look, I-I-I really don't—" Trish says "Oh, and if you could include the question in your answer? Thanks." Sam laughs nervously, Dean and Sarah meets up with Sam "Hey." Dean says " Dude, they put freakin' makeup on us! Those bastards!" Sam says "Look, I think I know what this is." Dean says "Okay. What?" Sam says "It's a tv show." Sarah asks "You Think?" Sam says "Yeah. I mean, here – wherever "here" is, this – this twilight zone Balthazar zapped us into. For whatever reason, our life is a TV show." Dean asks "Why?" Sam says "I don't know." Dean says "No, seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?" Sam says "Well, I mean, according to that interviewer, not very many people do. Look, I'm not saying it makes sense. I'm just saying, we – we landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles, I'm something called a "Jared Padalecki." and get this Sarah you are Sarah Ackles you two are married in real life." Both Sarah and Dean looks at it each and then Sarah sees a wedding ring on her finger, Dean asks "So what, now you're polish? Is any of this making any sense to you?"they exit the studio and see the Impala.

Backlot, Dean says "Oh, hey. Least my baby made it. a crewmember starts flinging mud onto the windshield "Hey. Hey! What – Dean sees 3 more Impalas " I feel sick. I'm gonna be sick. I want to go home. I feel like this whole place is bad-touching me." Sarah says "Yeah, I know. Us too. So, what do you think? Cas?" Dean says "He's our best shot, if he's still alive. Dear Castiel, who art maybe running his ass away from heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. So... Breaker breaker... They spot Castiel a short distance away "Cas? Cas! Hey, Cas! Oh, thank god. What is all this, huh? W-w-what did Balthazar do to us?" Misha says "To keep you out of Virgil's reach, he's cast you into an alternate reality, a universe similar to ours in most respects yet dramatically different in others." Dean says "Like – like Bizarro Earth, right? Except instead of having Bizarro Superman, we get this clown factory." Misha says "Um...Yeah, well...Anyway, no time to explain. Do you have the key?" Sam says "Yeah hands Misha the key "So, uh, what does this thing do, anyway?" Misha says "It opens a room." Dean asks "What's in the room?" Misha says "Every weapon Balthazar stole from heaven." Dean asks "He gave it to us?"

Misha says "To keep it safe until I could reach you. With those weapons, I have a chance to rally my forces." Sam says "Oh. Okay, good. Yeah. So, now, uh, what's the deal with all this tv crap?" Misha says "Pardon?" Dean says " Yeah. Amen, Padaleski." Sam says "Uh, "lecki."" Dean says "What?" Sam says " Lecki. Pretty sure." Misha says "Man pulling out his script " Did they put out new pages?" Dean asks "New what?" Sarah says "I mean, is this some kind of cosmic joke?" Dean says "Yeah, 'cause if it is, it's stupid, and we don't get it." Sam says "Yeah." Misha asks "Are you guys okay?" Dean grabs the script from Misha "Give me that. What is – these are words in a script. This isn't Cas." Sam says "Dude, look at him." Misha unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a patterned new age t-shirt underneath "You guys want to run lines, or...?" Dean says "His name's Misha. Misha?" Sam says "Oh, wow. Just...Great." Dean says "Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?" Misha says "You guys! You really punked me! I'm totally gonna tweet this one. pulls out his phone and starts typing "Hola, mishamigos. "J-squared... Got me good.""

Dean says " I just want to dig my finger in my brain and scratch until we're back in Kansas." Misha says ""Really...Starting to feel... Like one of the guys."" Sarah, Dean and Sam walk by a giant trailer and Sarah says "Hey. "J. Ackles."" Dean says " That's fake me!" Sam says "Yeah." Dean says "This must be fake mine. They enter the trailer "Dude, I have a helicopter!" Inside the Trailer, Sam says "Oh. All right, who puts a 300-gallon aquarium in their trailer?" Dean says "Apparently, Jensen Ackles." Sam says "Huh spots a laptop " All right, here we go. Let's see who this guy is." Dean says "Well, he's not a hunter, but he plays one on tv. gestures to the large tv at the back of the trailer that's playing the season 4 gag reel "Oh. picks up a magazine with Jared, Jensen and Sarah on the cover "Come on. Look at these male-modelin' sons of bitches, wow Sarah your fake you looks pretty cute in this dress and Sam Nice "blue steel,"" Sam says "Hey. Apparently, it's our job. All right, uh, here goes. Um...It says you're both from texas." Dean says "Really?" Sam says "Yeah and , uh...Oh. Says you were on a soap opera." Dean says "What?" He slams the laptop and says "Don't like this universe, Sammy, Sarah we need to get out of this universe." Sam says "Yeah. No argument here. But I don't think our – our prayers are reaching Cas. Or the real Cas." Sarah says "Well, I agree. I think we are definitely out of, uh, soul-phone range. But..." Sam says "What?" Sarah says "If we can reverse Balthazar's spell... I watched every move. Dean sketches out the sigil "We just, uh, get the ingredients, right, get back to that same window, and...There's no place like home."

Supernatural Set, Sam says "Backbone of a lesser saint. Sam pulls the bone out of Bobby's drawer "Got it. Uh... Sam pokes at the bone and realizes it is fake "It's rubber." Dean says "Check this out.holds up a prop dagger and bends the blade back and forwards "Hey, look. It's fake. Dean jabs the fake dagger at Sam's chest "It's all fake!" Bob watching through the window of the set "Well, at least they're talking to each other." Sarah asks "What are we supposed to do with this crap?" Backlot, Sarah says "course everything is fake. We're on a film set. they approach one of the Impalas "We got to get back to the real world." Dean says " Yeah, now you're talking. they get in the Impala and start driving "All right, we go round up the genuine articles, bring 'em here for the spell. to the car "What the hell is going on? What is wrong with this thing?" Crew Member running alongside Impala, knocking on the window "Mr. Ackles! Mr. Ackles, please!" Sarah says "Uh, Dean?" Crew Member says "God, Mr. Ackles, please!" Sam says "Dean, it's not the impala." Crew Member says " Please! Stop." Sam says "You think?" Crew Member says "Please."

Dean says " It's a frigging prop! Just like everything else." they stop and exit the Impala Crew Member says " Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for..." Dean asks "How the hell are we supposed to get out of here?" In the Car, Cliff asks "You know whereabouts you want me to drop you off? Jensen? Sarah?" Dean says "Me and my wife? Yes. Um...I – I'll just tag along with, uh..." Sam says "Jared." Dean says "Jared...Jared here." Clif asks "Huh. Since when are you guys talking?" Sam says "Yeah, uh, y-you know what, Clint, uh..." Clif says "Uh, uh, Clif." Sam says "Y-yeah. Yeah, of course. Clif. Obviously. Um, so, uh, I think we're gonna go back to my place a-and do some...work." Sarah says "Work on our acting." Sam says "Yeah." Dean says "For our characters. For the show." Sam says "Yeah." Clif says "All right." Dean asks "Where the hell are we, anyway? sees a Welcome to Vancouver sign "Dude, we're not even in America."

Padalecki Mansion, Sarah, Sam and Dean enter the Mansion and Dean says " Nice modest digs, Jay-z." Sam says "Wow. I must be the star of this thing." Dean says "Yeah, right. Check it out." nods towards a tanning bed Sam asks "What am I, Dracula?" Dean says "George Hamilton Dracula. Dean spots a liquor cabinet "Oh. Now we're talking. peering out the glass doors "Dude, you have a camel in your backyard." Genevieve says " It's an alpaca, dumbass." Dean says "Ruby?" Genevieve says "Ruby." right. That one never gets old. To Sam "How was work today, hon?" Kisses Sam.

Dean says "Wait. You and Ruby?" Genevieve asks "Do you honestly think that's funny, Jensen?" Dean says "Right. Right. 'cause you're not Ruby. You...I mean, how could you be? You...Of course! You are the lovely actress who plays Ruby and you are, uh, in...Jared's house, Uh, because you two are...spots a photo on the mantle of Jared and Genevieve's wedding "...Married! You married fake Ruby?" Genevieve says "What are you doing?" Sam says "Work. Work." Sarah says "Yeah, just, uh, thought I'd pop in, say "hey." Hey. Uh, and – and – and maybe run some lines. It's..." Genevieve says "Neither of you have never even been to our house." Dean says "Well, now that we know there's an alpaca out back, we're definitely coming back." Genevieve says "Well, alpacas are the greenest animal." Dean says "Right. Right. That is so important." Genevieve says "Well, there's that thing I have to get to." Sam says "Oh, yeah. Of course, yeah. The thing." Genevieve says "The international otter adoption charity dinner?" Sam says "Oh." Genevieve says "Okay, well... kisses Sam "Well, I'm glad you two are talking, anyway." Sam says "Yeah." they watch Genevieve leave the room, Dean says "Well, looks like both did all right." Sam says "Yeah. Yeah. I should figure out her name."

Inside Padalecki's Mansion Library, Sam is sitting at a desk with a computer in front of a giant portrait of Jared as a cowboy with a suit of armor on either side " "wrist bone of saint and holy reliquary. Museum-quality, from diocese in Oaxaca." - Looks legit." Dean says "All right. Auction house is in Mexico City. We could be there day after tomorrow. We, uh, case it, yank it, be back here by the end of the week." Sam says " Or we could just buy it." Sarah says "What?! Sam, that thing's over a hundred thou—" Sam holds up a black credit card and Dean says "Hello, Jared Padalecki." Sam on the phone says "Cubrir a su amigo en la aduana. no? Bueno." Dean says "Triple rush. No problemo. Because money is no ob—This baby's maxed." Sam says "Wow. They said it should be at the airport first thing in the morning." Dean says "Money, man. There is nothing like it. All right. Couch. TV star. Beauty rest and beautiful wife with me, Dean jumps onto the large black couch and lies down and Sarah joins him " Ahh."

Hallway, Sam walks into the hall and spots Genevieve and says " Hey! Hey. Hi. Hi, uh, Gen—Genevieve. Gen?" Genevieve says "Gen." Sam says "Gen. Of course. Yeah. Um, so, h—how was the...Otter thing?" Genevieve says " It was good." Sam says "Yeah?" Genevieve says "Everybody missed you there." Sam says "Oh. Wow. Wow. I bet. So – so listen, I-I got to ask you a question. Do you remember, uh, uh, year before last, all those disasters?" Genevieve says "Disasters?" Sam says "Yeah.Yeah, yeah, the whole earthquake spike. You know, the – the 9.2 in Rome? I mean, the – the 8.5 outside Boston? The whole east/west tsunami chain?" Genevieve says "Yes. I remember all of those from last season on your show." Sam says "No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I-I know. I know. That – that's what I mean. That's what I was... Sam takes a drink from his beer, Genevieve says "You have been Sam Winchester way too long." Genevieve kisses Sam, takes him by the hand, and leads him upstairs."

Airport, Sam receives package from an airplane "Thanks." In the car, Clif asks "So I don't mean to pry, but, uh, why are we picking up packages at 8:00 A.M. that haven't cleared customs yet?" Dean says "Just saving time. Sam enters the car with the package "All right, here we go." Clif asks "We're not doing anything illegal, are we?" Sarah says "Would it make you feel better if we said no?" Clif says "No." Supernatural Set Bobby's House, Sarah, Sam and Dean open the package and are surprised when the lights above them turn on and Dean says "Whoa. What?" Bob says "We finish today in 12 hours if it kills us all. Get "a" and "b" cam for scene 12. What is this? to Sarah, Sam and Dean Here for the first run-through, before anyone else? Dedication." Dean to Bob "Uh, can I talk to you for a second? Um, we're gonna need the, uh, set cleared for – safe side, an hour or so." Bob says "You need it cleared." Dean says "Yeah. Yeah. Me, Sarah and, um...Jared were gonna do some actor stuff."

Bob says "Jensen, we're thrilled to see you collaborating so creatively and your enthusiasm is refreshing. Dean Cain was like that on "Lois," and that man's a real actor and we will clear this set exactly when we shoot the 2 3/8 pages we are scheduled to shoot on this set. So you do your "actor stuff" and we'll do our "camera stuff" and, uh..." Dean walks away sheepishly and Misha asks "Ooh, "priority."what's in it?" Sam says "I bought part of a dead person." Misha says "Oh, cool." Dean says "Uh, so, bad news. Uh...Looks like we're gonna have to do a little acting." Sarah says "What?" Crew Member "Supernatural" scene 36, take 1. Marker!" Bob says "Action! Sarah, Sam and Dean stand behind Misha. Sam looks utterly terrified and Dean is staring earnestly "Balthazar is no hero. But he knows Raphael will never take him back." Misha turns around. Sam flinches, Dean walks forward and then looks down at his mark and moves over to his right Bob says "Cut."

Crew Member says " "Supernatural" scene 36, take 8. Marker!" Bob says "Action." Sam seems unsure of what to do with his arms and keeps rearranging them, folding, unfolding, Misha says "Balthazar is no hero. But he knows Raphael will never take him back." Dean looks at he script in his hand "Dean, grimly and yet, somehow you got no problem with it." Bob says "Cut." Misha turns to the camera and mouths 'what the hell' "Action." Sam says "That's because...That's because we have no other choice." Dean says "Don't look at the camera." Sam says "What?" Dean says "Look anywhere but the camera." Sam looking at the ceiling " That's because we have no other choice!" Bob says "Cut! For the love of... Action. Cut!" Sarah raising her arm stiffly "If there's a key, then raising other arm there must also be a lock." Bob says " Cut. Action." Sarah says "If there's a key...then there has to be a lock and when we find the lock, we can get the weapons, and then we can have the weapons and the lock We'll still have the lock, I imagine, because we've opened it, and, of course, the initial key." Dean says "We need to get all three of that crap." Sarah says "What?" Dean says "That's how she does it." Sarah says "Oh." Dean out the window, at Bob he asks "Do we really need all these lines? I mean, I-I-I-I think we've covered it. Right?"

Bob says "Cut! What is happening? What's happening?! What's happening?!" Serge says "An atrocity is happening." Kevin says "Seems like they should stop." Bob says "hey can't stop. Nobody stops. Did we get anything we can use?" Kevin says "Well, uh, technically, we have them saying everything in bits and pieces. Could be sort of experimental?" Bob says "Whatever. Season six." Sam looking at script "Who wrote this? Nobody says "penultimate!"" Dean says "Gun, mouth. makes gun gesture at his mouth "Now." Kevin says "Moving on!" Dean says "Thank god." Misha tweeting on his phone ""I-m-h-o, 'J', 'S' and 'J' had a late one last night."" Sam and Dean rapidly unpack the package and assemble the spell and Dean says "All right, damn it. We earned this." Misha tweets " "r-o-t-f-l-m-a-o."" Sera via Bob's Phone "Spell it out for me, please. What is our terror-alert level here?" Bob says " I don't know, Sera. Orange, maybe? They started talking to each other." Sera says "What?! But that's a good thing." Bob says " Right. I thought so. But now Jensen's and Sarah's living at Jared's house."

Dean completes the blood sigil on the window, Sam says "That's it?" Bob says "Plus, Clif says they're smuggling illegal stuff in from Mexico." Dean says " That's it, Toto." Kevin says "Misha's celebrity tweet says it's a black-market organ thing. I'm betting drugs." Bob says "Anyway, as far as I can see, I think they've lost any shred of talent they ever had." Sarah, Sam and Dean come crashing through the window, but just land on the other side of the set and Kevin says "Drugs."Inside Jensen's Trailer, Sam says " Maybe we did it wrong." Dean says "No. No, that – that spell was perfect. It should have worked." Sarah says " What if it can't? Look, I was up all night, looking online. There's no sign that anything like the apocalypse happened here. Ever and as far as I can tell, monsters, ghosts, demons – they're all pretend." Dean says "So nobody's hunting them?" Sarah says "No hunters. Look, maybe that's why our spell didn't work, Dean, you know? M-maybe here, there's no supernatural, no magic." Dean says "No demons, no hell, no heaven, no – no god?" Sam says "Something like. Even better – No angels." Supernatural set Motel Room, a sigil glows and Virgil crashes through landing on the set.

Supernatural Set Green Screen, Sam, Sarah and Dean walk in front of the green screen where two stunt doubles are punching each other next to the Impala and Dean says "Okay, maybe we can't get out of, uh, you know, Earth number two right now, but the least we can do is get the hell out of the Canadian part of it." Sam says "Yeah." Dean says "I hear one more conversation about hockey, I'm gonna puke." Sarah says "Wait a minute. This way, this way, this way." Dean says "No, no, no, no, no. It's this way. It's this way!" Sarah says "No, Dean, look, I really – I really think that we should-." Sam spots Virgil "Dean, Sarah." Virgil says "You think you can run?" Virgil lays his hand on Dean's forehead, but nothing happens and Sam says "No!" Dean says "Sorry, dude. Mojo-free zone." Dean punche Virgil, Sam says "No magic in the house." Sarah says "Which makes you nothing but a dick." Lou says "You know, I oversee all the stunts, coordinate all the fights." Woman says "That's exciting. gesturing to where Sam & Dean are punching Virgil "Is that one of yours, then?" Lou calls his stuntmen over "Guys!" Kevin running towards Sam, Dean, Sarah and Virgil "Not good! Not good!" Sam as he's being pulled off of Virgil "No, no, no, no! Stop! You don't understand! No, no, no!" Virgil grabs the key from Sam's pocket and Dean says "You're dead, Virgil! Virgil! I'm gonna break your friggin' neck!" Sam says "Hey!"

In the Office, Sera via speakerphone "I'm trying to understand, Bob." Bob says "Well, uh, Sera, we don't really understand it ourselves, but, uh, it appears that Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death." Sera says "Huh." Jim says "This is Jim here, Sera, and it wasn't all the way to death. Only part way, so that's a plus." Kevin says " He could definitely still run." Bob asks "And we'll certainly follow up on that, but I think the real issue here, Sera, is that the boys and Sarah appear to be on some kind of extended psychedelic acid trip." Sera says "Okay. Uhh..Maybe it'd help if I – I'll fly up and talk to them." Jim says "ou know, I'm not sure Jared, Sarah and Jensen ...know who she is, strictly speaking. She's, you know, new. No offense." Sera says "Right." Bob says "Yeah, I think what we might need at this stage is for Kripke to come up himself. He created the show. They'll listen to him."

Sera asks "How's that make me look? I'm supposed to be running this thing. Besides, Eric is off in some cabin somewhere writing his next pilot." Bob asks "He sold "Octocobra"?" Sera says " Yes!" Bob says "Mother of God. They'll buy anything." Supernatural Set, Dean says "I don't know. I mean, Virgil broke through. Maybe he's got a way to get back." Sarah says "Or he has no juice here, and now he's stuck, like us." Dean says "Yeah, either way, I want to finish kicking his ass." Outside Misha's Trailer, Crew member says " Good night, Misha." Misha says " 'night, little fella. Tweeting on his phone ""ever get that feeling...Someone's in the backseat?" Frowny face." Virgil , who is in the backseat, puts a knife to Misha's throat " Aah! Aaaah! Aah!" Virgil simply says "Drive." Supernatural set Bobby's House, Bob says "here you are, guys! You got a minute?" Sam says "Actually, we're – we're looking for, uh—" Bob asks "...for that extra you tried to kill? So, is it money? Is this the kind of act that goes away if we can scare up some coverage on a raise?" Dean says " More money? You already pay these three jokers enough as it is." Sam says "Yeah." Bob says "cause I'd like to think that over these years, we've grown closer. That you don't think of me as "director Bob" or "executive producer Bob Singer," but as "uncle Bob.""

Sarah says "Wait, you're kidding. So, the character in the show, Bobby Singer—" Dean says " What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?" Sam says "Oh, that's not right." Bob says "Okay, guys, let's begin again." In Unison the three of them says "Yeah." Dean says "You know, I don't think Virgil would have shagged out of here without getting his mitts on that key." Sam says "Yeah. Yeah, I agree." Bob says "Guys...You can't come to work on poppers and smuggle kidneys in from Mexico and make up your own lines as you go! You cannot make up your own lines! Good god, what about your careers?" Sam says "You know what? Screw our careers, Bob." Bob says "What?" Dean says "You heard my brother and my girlfriend That's right, I said "brother." and "Girlfriend." 'cause you know what, Bob? We're not actors. We're hunters. We're the Winchesters and she's a Moore, Always have been, and always will be and where we're from, people don't know who we are. But you know what? We mattered in that world. In fact, we even saved a son of a bitch once or twice and yeah, okay, here, maybe there's some – some fans who give a crap about this nonsense."

Bob says "I wouldn't call it nonsense." Dean says "But, Bob Singer – If that even is your name – Tell me this – What does it all mean?" Bob says "Okay. This is good. I mean, we've all had our psychotic breaks, right? I can work with this." Sam says "Sarah, Dean Virgil – I think he has the key." Dean says "We Quit." Alleyway, Misha says "Okay, okay, okay. Easy, easy." Virgil asks "How do you do it?" Misha says "Please." Virgil says "Live in this grubby, shabby desert? Nothing greater than yourselves." Misha says "Ohh." Virgil says "Nothing but dirt when you die." Misha says "What? Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, oh." Virgil says "No power, no magic." Misha says "I'm so – I'm not following you at all." Virgil says "There's no magic in your universe!"

A homeless man watches from a distance " I'm sorry! Please!" Virgil says "Nothing but a bag of strings and pulleys." Misha says "What?!" Virgil says "You should thank me for what I'm about to do." Misha asks "Why? What are you about to do?" Virgil says "I need to make an important call. I pray to god that it even goes through. Virgil stabs Misha "This is what I've been reduced to. "looking into his chalice of blood "Raphael." Inside Padalecki's Mansion, Sam says "Maybe we can get on the police dispatch system—" Dean says" —put out an A.P.B on Virgil. Might work, if he stays obvious." Sarah says "It's not like we have a lot of time." Genevieve says "Oh, my god! Oh, my god!" Sam says "What?" Genevieve says "Misha! He's been stabbed to death!" In Unison all three asks "Where?" Genevieve asks "Where?!" Alleyway, Homeless man says "Yeah, yeah, Raphael. Like the ninja turtle. He was calling someone name of Raphael, up in heaven. Yeah, yeah. That's right. The – the scary man killed the attractive crying man, and then he started to pray and the strange part – After a while, I s-swear I heard this voice, answering."

Sam asks "What did it say?" Homeless Man says "Well, it didn't make any sense." Dean says "Try us." Homeless Man says "The voice said, for Virgil "to return tomorrow" at the place where he crossed over, "at the time of the crossing." and Raphael would "reach through the window and take him and the key home."" Dean says " Uh, okay. Hey, thank you." hands homeless man 50 Canadian dollars and Sarah says "Uhh...Dean, Sam if Virgil gets back with that key, Cas is dead, and our world is toast." Dean says "Well, then we stop him. I mean, how bad can an angel with no wings be?" Inside a Gun Store, Virgil says " I'd like to see that pump-action tactical, 12-gauge." Clerk says "You bet. Nice choice. You really know your ordnance, mister." Virgil says "I am the weapons keeper of heaven." Clerk says "Excuse me."

Supernatural set Bobby's House, Dean says "You know that if we drop Virgil, get the key, then this might be it. We might be stuck here." Sam says "No, we'll figure out a way back." Sarah asks "Yeah, you wouldn't be that broken up if we didn't, though." Sam says "What? Don't be stupid." Dean says "Well, She's just saying. No hell below us, above us only sky." Sam says "Dean, Sarah our friends are back there." Dean says "Yeah, but here, you got a pretty good life. I mean, back home, the hits have been coming since you were 6 months old. You got to admit, being a-a bazillionaire, married to Ruby, the whole package. It's no contest." Sam says "No, you know, you were right. We just don't mean the same thing here. I mean, we're not even brothers here, man." Dean says "All right, then. Let's get our crazy show back home."

Supernatural Set, Bob gesturing to a Hummer pulling into the lot "Oh, this might be him here." Eric asks "Bob, dude. What the hell, right?" Bob says "Eric. Thanks for coming." Eric says "Of course." Bob says "I know you're busy. It means a lot that we can still, you know, call on you." Eric says "Yeah. Misha, right?" Bob says "Oh, I know, I know. It's just awful!" Eric says "It's totally,totally awful. Yeah. It got us the front page of Variety, though. Did you see that?" Bob says "Front page? Really?" Eric says "Yeah, yeah." Bob says "But tragic." Eric says "Yeah, tragic. That's what I was gonna say."

Bob asks "How's "Octocobra"?" Eric says "Oh, I think I really had a breakthrough. I'll tell you all about it over lunch, though." Bob says "I can't wait." Eric says "Yeah. Okay, so I am just gonna bust in their trailer, guns blazing, and then take care of this whole mess and—" a crewmember gets Bob's attention "What's the matter?" Eric says "What?" Bob says "That guy. nods toward Virgil who is walking towards them "I think that's the extra!" Eric says "Oh, fantastic. We can nip this bud right out of the gate. Hey, extra! Over here!" Crew member shouts "Gun! He's got a gun!" Bob says "Noooooo!" Eric is shot by Virgil , Desperado style, Kevin says "I don't think we have gunfire on the call sheet today, hmm?" Virgil enters and proceeds to shoot the crew, Serge dodges a bullet and both Sam and Sarah says "Hey." Dean lunges at Virgil and punches him, Sam and Sarah joins the fight and takes the key back from Virgil "Dean! Sarah! Got it! noticing the glowing sigil on the window "Raphael. Run!" Dean, Sarah and Sam fly backward through the window into a freeze frame.

Outside of the Motel, Raphael says "You Three...Have the strangest luck." Dean says "Raphael? Nice meatsuit. Dude looks like a lady." Raphael squeezes her fist and causes Dean, Sarah and Sam to bend over in pain "The key." she picks it up from the ground and then Balthazar appears and says "And that will open you a locker at the Albany bus station." Raphael says "Really." Balthazar says "You see, I needed a modest decoy to make it more convincing." Raphael says " Give me the weapons." Balthazar says "Sorry, darling. They're gone." Raphael says "What?!" Balthazar says " I said, too bloody late. You see, they were so well-hidden that I needed time to find them. So, I volunteered these three marmosets for a game of fetch with Virgil. You three were such an adequate stick. Thank you. Thank you, boys and girl." Raphael says "You've made your last mistake."

Balthazar says "Oh, I've got a few more up my sleeve, honey." Castiel appears and says "Step away from him, Raphael. I have the weapons now. Their power is with me." Raphael says "Castiel." Castiel says " If you don't want to die tonight, back off." Balthazar says "Well, Cas...Now that you have your sword, try not to die by it." Castiel brings the brothers and Sarah back to Bobby's house and Sam asks "Cas, what the hell? Wait, wait, you were in on this, using us a diversion?" Castiel says " It was Balthazar's plan. I would have done the same thing." Dean says "That's not comforting, Cas." Castiel says "When will I be able to make you understand? If I lose against Raphael, we all lose. Everything." Sarah says "Yeah, Cas. We know the stakes. That's about all you've told us!" Castiel says "I'm sorry about all this. I'll explain when I can." Dean says "Friggin' angels." Sam knocking on the wall "Solid." Sam breathes out in relief "It's real. Nice." Dean says "eah. Yeah, real, moldy, termite-eaten home sweet home. Chock full of crap that want to skin you. Oh, and, uh, we're broke again." Sarah says "Yeah. But, hey...At least you two are still talking."