Never Failed

Li Fei nudged Zhang Jiu with his arm, as he spoke with a disgusted tone in his voice. "You beast. Stay away from me in case other people misunderstand our relationship."

Zhang Fei removed his hand off of Li Fei's arm, then forcefully nudged Li Fei's shoulder several times. "With such a bulky body like yours, I wouldn't want you even if you threw yourself at me," he yelled. 

Li Fei grabbed his arm. "Can't you be a little softer? That hurt! What a real brute!" He yelled. 

Then, he averted his gaze to the dining area nearby. "We're here. Let's eat quickly, then go play with that soft and supple woman," he said with a bright smile.

"Oh yeah. That evil woman kept on saying she'd kill us left and right. I really want to torture her enough before I die," Zhang Jiu said extremely fiercely.