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Road trip

Nate (Or should I say Hyena) and his parents are going on a road trip and he wants to bring Tyler, Chuck, Mike and Kevin with them and luckily his Dad has a van so there's space for everyone (Unlike the last road trip when everyone had to struggle just to scratch their chin) and Nate says "OK, I forgot we stay INSIDE the car in one of these, so why don't we just talk" And Tyler says "We can play games on our phones" And Nate yells "OK, we're bonding!" And Chuck says "OK, luckily we're at the back so you're parents won't be able to hear the rood stuff Tyler's gonna say" And Tyler says "Hay! I didn't even do anything this time" And Mike says "Let's do some flash backing... Remember when I first met you guys, that was a dud of a day, it was like being strangled, while having a deadly virus, while being drowned, while having an apple shoved down my throat. It was suffering, but I ended up getting use to you guys" And Tyler says "Oh, remember that time we got robbed by the police" And Nate laughs and says "Hay remember when we were chased by every president in the world and our president said "Maybe they need a nudge in the right direction. I mean it was a 1 time thing" and the president of Australia said "Oh, I'll give them a nudge in the right direction!" And Chuck says "Hay, remember when Nate accidentally kissed Miss Smith. He was washing his lips for weeks because he thought that by kissing her he'd talk as boring as her. Oh, yeah didn't you throw a cat in the Vice principal's face the same day?" And Kevin says "Remember when I pranked Sam with those red ants" And Mike says "Ha ha, good one. I gotta tell ya. He was itching for days yelling at the top of his voice "End my misery!" That was fun to watch, it makes up for that one time he put a rat next to me in my sleep"