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Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Stop it, asshole!

Stop... Ow!

That goblin is trying to smash some dead man's head with me. Ow!

Look, I don't like being hit!

I'm a rock! Ugh, no, I'm a rock! Ouch!

I can crack!

I already cracked once when I fell out of my mom's house.

Ow! Parts of me, where are you?! Your part's getting beaten up! Ow!

Man, that empty-headed farmer's skull is tough! Ow!

Yeah, a farmer! Yeah, a hollow-headed farmer! I can even hear that hollow sound inside! Ow! Farmer, are you punishing me on purpose?

This goblin is tired.

No, I'm happy for variety, but this is also very-- Boring.

Ouch!

You think I feel pain?

No! I'm just making that sound. For you dear fucks out there, I don't know who you are and how you hear me, or maybe you don't, but, ouch, talking to someone in your head isn't a bad way to fight boredom, is it?

But wait, I don't feel bored.

I'm a rock.

Whoa. Finally, this super hard head has cracked!

Hey, goblin, what the fuck? You throw that again, I'm not responsible for me!

... Yeah, well, it's pretty clear I can't do anything.

I'm a rock.